Off in the Weeds

In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss:

• Anarchists unveil naked Donald Trump statues in several U.S. cities - "The Emperor Has No Balls,"
• White Male Privilege Is Why We Laugh At Lochte And Vilify Douglas
• To Catch a Predator' is coming back with a modern twist
• Bill Cosby's Lawyer Monique Pressley Calls it Quits
  • Jessica believes it's for moral reasons
  • John thinks Bill is running out of money for defense.
• Hulk Hogan gives Gawker a 3 count.

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In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss:

• Jess Got new Glasses
• Cannabis suppositories for the win!
• Female teacher says it's 'school's fault' that she had sex with boy, 17
• It's Hillary Vs "The Donald" John can't wait for the debates
• Black Lives Matter
• What's a waisted vote?
• John is still all aboard the Libertarian train with Gary Johnson for President

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In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss:

• An hour before recording John's Back went out and he is doing the show medicated
• iDawg headbutts Jessica in the face
• John tells the story about John Jr. catching John in the groin with a knee which required an emergency room visit
• Trump wins the republican nomination for President (Now What?)
• Melania's plagiarized speech
• Hillary's voice makes cats cry,
• John is all aboard the Libertarian train with Gary Johnson for President

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In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss:

• Jess goes to Podcast Movement and talks about her experience.
• John plays with the Smule Autorap app for iPhone and lays down some sick rhymes.  You decide which "sick" they are.
• Mick Jagger apparently does get some satisfaction. Is having a baby with his 29 year old girlfriend.
• Is there too much to watch on TV.
• Mo'Nique's Open Marriage
• Jess might be starting "Fat Lip" a Podcast about two fabulous fluffy women and how they stay fabulous.
• Deb Williams of the Financial Karma podcast sends in feedback Seems like Deb & John have a lot in common.

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In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss:

• John Wants to Hire a Wife

• Jess's new mohawk is giving her the heart of a warrior.
• Georgia woman files lawsuit after Ellen DeGeneres makes fun of her name.
• Small talk turns in funny things to do in an elevator.
• If you are talking about elevators, John has stories.
• Jess brings up an old Tracy Ullman Show Skit. https://youtu.be/e7f4Vv9ubKs
• Outrage over 6-month sentence for Brock Turner in Stanford rape case

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In this episode Jess's ADD meds hadn't kicked in yet and Jess is shot out of a cannon.

It's prom season and as usual Jess & John are having different experiences with our daughters.

In the News:

A Python Bit A Man's Penis While He Squatted Over A Toilet

Stupid Work Rules

John's Elevator Entrapment Stories

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In this episode:

Jessica is had enough! She is getting a Faux-hawk

We would John & Jess each do with 35 million dollars

An Arizona reporter get the cramp and fired. A Poo Haiku!

John want to defend the reporter and the subject of the story in a court of law.

Jessica thinks John is uncultured and John defends himself.

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In this episode:

It's John's turn to be jealous

Jessica's 1st World Problems

John and Jess discuss Elsie Escobar's contradictory lifestyle.

What the heck is a Yurt?

Philly Jesus is now following the Show on Twitter

John want Podcasters to stop picking on Apple

Is Caitlyn Jenner going back to Bruce?

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In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss:

• Jess gets jealous of John's new podcasting co-host
• Jess hates her baby because he's "Captain Destructo"

• Philly Jesus gets arrested!
• • Philly Jesus Instagram
  • Philly Jesus on Twitter
• Chinese baby born with 31 fingers and toes
• White Squad
• Mesa, AZ student arrested for indecent exposure in yearbook picture
• SkiChic95 is Taylor Bradford from Boss Girl Creative

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