Off in the Weeds

This episode Jess and John discuss:

John responds to hate mail

John represents his entire gender and answers…"why dick pics"

Dick pic'ing is like fishing

"In online dating, you're either the finger, or the booger." CLASSIC

Some interesting info about Prince

Go watch Grandma's Boy

Being someone's podcast ambassador and what a pain it is

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In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss:

• Scott is sick and therefore everyone must wait on him because somehow a fever means he is rendered immobilized.

• Amy Schumer isn't plus sized
• Mississippi! You Sad Stupid Bigoted State
• Transgender: Which Bathroom to use and Dating
• John thinks the DEA should reclassify Marijuana
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This episode Jess and John discuss:

• We have Listener Feedback!
• Jessica goes on the therapy couch
• John's Cell Phone Voice Mail Greeting
• A cure for Procrastination!
• 10 Ways to Help Boost Your Memory
• MINDFULNESS IN 7 STEPS Sandip Roy
  • (Well I think we only made it through step one)
• Terrorist Turkeys in New Jersey

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In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss:

Well honestly John forgets what they talked about, but it was funny and entertaining. So instead of show notes we would like to give you this quote:

"Show notes.... You don't need no stinking show notes."

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In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss:

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In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss:

• How Technology has been kicking John's ass. Why Password Management Systems Suck!
• Putting IKEA stuff together
• Mechanics in the family and how some of them are magic
• Scott found the knives
• FB Security Check - major blunder
• Jon Lovitz and his scary new relationship
• Why John hates Game of Thrones and Jessica hates Sons of Anarchy

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In this episode of Off in the Weeds:

• Why John did the show notes naked
• General poo and farting stories with our 1st guest ever Jason Bryant from Mat Talk Online
• Jess rants about The Donald and the wife comparison
• Ted Cruz Sex Scandal
• Woman throws Burrito at Husband. Husband Stabs Wife in hand with a Fork.
• John recounts a story where a wife hospitalizes husband with a frying pan.
• John was freaked out by the story of a woman walking down a highway at 1:00am in a Wedding dress with Flowers
• Sports Talk Show Host Describes What He Sawa

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In this episode Jessica and John discuss:

• Jess has a new computer and her husband is driving her nuts
• ADHD and how it drives you to buy EVERY project management system ever
• PM apps are like crash diets for ADHD people
• Mac Power Users - https://www.relay.fm/mpu/
• My husband thinks someone is hiding his kitchen knives - who would be so vengeful in the house?
• http://thepayback.com/
• Three is Comedy Podcast
• John seeks revenge on people - the case of 2 stutterers
• Jess’s stories of revenge
• Which is worse - a roach sandwich or making someone cheat on a new girlfriend?

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• 5 inches of snow? Why God?
• Bukenasisms - Say what you want about ___ or WHAT! That’s insane.
• Jess picks apart the Republican noms
• Story of how John knocked himself out with tumble down the stairs
• Broken bone stories
• Burns - Jessica’s injury of choice. Have a good sunburn story?
• Worst Messes
• http://www.ruindays.com/
• Vertical video syndrome - turn your phones sideways, people!!
• Creepy crawlies - worst bugs

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In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jessica and John discuss:

• Daylight Savings Time and why it’s a pain in the crotch
• Why holidays are never on the same days
• Local podcasts - wave of the future?
• Why is John always in his car?
• Kim K is doing Snapchat wrong
• Breastfeeding in the latest Lane Bryant commercial - banned by networks!
• Fat people problems and weight loss surgery

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