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  • Yeti on the Loose

    Up in the pines

    Way past the last bus sign
    Something big
    Is skipping in 5/9 time

    [Verse 1]

    Checked my traps
    Only found a half-chewed shoe
    Big white hairball
    Smelled like mulled raccoon stew
    Tracks in the mud
    Doing little tap-dance loops
    Every other footprint
    Ordered onion soup

    [Chorus]

    Yeti on the loose
    In the north woods, baby
    Swinging through the birch like a Saturday tune
    Yeti on the loose
    Oh the north woods, baby
    Snap your teeth and clap, he’s howling at noon
    Yeti on the loose

    [Verse 2]

    Sheriff wrote
    “Subject: tall, extremely fuzzy”
    Sketch looked more
    Like my ex’s second cousin
    Picnic table flipped
    Thermos full of cold black brew
    Marshmallows missing
    But he left the fondue

    [Chorus]

    [Bridge]

    [spoken over a lurching groove]
    Saw him at the diner
    Order “salad… hold the salad”
    Extra pancakes
    Side of spruce cone salad
    Waitress asked “you local?”
    He said “I’m… complicated”
    Then he paid in
    Pinecones, burped, and migrated [harmonica riff answers]

    [Chorus]

    Cowritten with Suno.com

    5 min
  • Yeti Sighting on Blurt.blog

    Shh…

    Tiptoe
    Teeny tiny tremble in the trees

    [Verse 1]

    High soprano:
    In the north woods
    Quiet
    Chilly
    Where the breath hangs cold and still-y
    Something hairy
    Something huge
    Ruins everybody’s snowshoe route

    [Choir]

    Ooooh
    Scandal in the spruce
    The yeti is on the loose

    [Chorus]

    Solo + choir:
    Yeti on the loose! (on the loo-oose!)
    Someone’s eaten all the winter soup and juice
    Giant footprints on my grandma’s skis
    Yeti on the loose
    Bless you when you sneeze

    [Verse 2]

    Mezzo:
    He borrowed Mrs. Anderson’s parka
    Left behind a pinecone and a marker
    Signed the bark
    “Thanks for the snack”
    Then belly-flopped
    Rolled all the way back

    [Choir

    Staccato]
    He’s a fuzzy
    Fussy
    Frosty friend
    With a mitten on each end

    [Chorus]

    [Bridge]

    [dramatic tremolo strings]
    Solo:
    Is he monster? Is he myth?
    Or just cold and slightly miffed?
    Put some cocoa in a cup
    And his growling… clears right up

    [Choir

    Mock-serious]
    Diplomatic pastry truce
    For the yeti on the loose

    [Chorus]

    [Outro]

    [soft glissando violins]
    Solo
    Very tender:
    In the north woods
    Hush
    Be steady
    If you hear a dainty burp… he’s ready
    Choir
    Fading:
    Yeti on the loo-oose…
    [pianissimo]
    …excuse

    3 min
  • Blurt.media Radio : Blurt.blog Blues

    Tap tap

    Typing in a old cafe
    Blurt on my brain
    Bills on the table
    Base in the back of my mind
    Charts on the wall like fables

    Snapshots

    Coffee ring halos and steam
    I turn these scenes into scenes again
    Earn a little Blurt
    A little Bitcoin
    Ethereum sneaking in like a sly old friend

    [Chorus]

    I get paid to live my life
    Blurt, Base and a pocketful of time
    Words on the wire
    frames in the fire
    and it all, it all adds up just fine (oh yeah)
    Keep building, keep creating
    swinging on this crooked line
    Staying healthy, staying moving
    and it all, it all adds up just fine

    [Verse 2]

    Big baritone laugh
    vibrato in my stride (mm-hmm)
    SportsTalk steps on the sidewalk
    count every corner of the ride
    Walking round the block
    my sneakers start to rhyme
    Every footfall, every street sign
    dropping little coins in a jar called time

    [Chorus]

    [Bridge]

    Click of the camera
    brush of the pen
    Little home movie plays again and again
    Art on the fridge
    blog on the screen
    Out of thin air
    I’m minting a dream

    [low vocal register] Keep building

    (keep on)
    Keep creating
    (keep on)
    Stay active, stay alive
    deep in this groove we thrive

    4 min
  • Happy Caturday - Blurt.blog Blues

    Happy Caturday on Blurt.blog

    Woke up broke

    But my jokes still fine
    Hit that login
    Time to monetize my mind

    [Verse 1]

    Got my coffee crooked
    Bathrobe, one sock on
    Typing like a madman
    Click-clack, paid to yawn
    Blurt.blog booming
    My rambling’s on display
    They toss me Blurt, then Bitcoin
    For the weird things that I say

    [Chorus]

    I get paid to blurt on Blurt.blog (oh my)
    Then I base my bags on Base all day
    Earn a little Blurt, bit of Bitcoin, Ether
    Every odd thought that I give away
    Snap a photo, paint a doodle
    Shoot a shaky late-night scene
    It all adds up while I’m cracking up
    Keeping my pockets kinda clean

    [Verse 2]

    Post a picture of my breakfast
    Suddenly, I’m “visual arts”
    That crooked omelet
    Funding digital carts
    A three-second film
    Of my cat ignoring me
    Somehow pays in crypto
    That’s absurd economy

    [Chorus]

    [Bridge]

    SportsTalkSocial got me stepping
    Counting every funky stride
    “Exercise for extra earnings?”
    Yeah, my sneakers feeling pride
    Left foot, right foot
    Cha-cha on the street
    I’m stacking little tokens
    Every time I move my feet

    [Verse 3]

    So I’m walking, I’m writing
    I’m sketching in the park
    Laugh lines growing
    But my wallet’s got a spark
    Keep building, keep creating
    That’s the quiet little vow
    Stay healthy, stay laughing
    Get rewarded for the now

    [Chorus]

    [Outro]

    Deep baritone chuckle
    As the trumpet waves goodnight
    Life paying out in puzzle pieces
    And every silly piece feels right

    4 min
  • Blurt and Base Baritone Blues

    Coffee cup

    Crooked screen
    Baby, I’m clocked in
    On a blockchain dream
    Click, tap
    Post that plot
    Got a blog on Blurt, I’m feelin’ hot
    Base on the side
    Like a second plate
    Even my punchlines
    Accumulate

    [Chorus]

    I sing the Blurt, Base & baritone blues
    Gettin’ paid to ramble my views
    Earning Blurt, Bitcoin, Ether too
    For every wild thing I do
    Snap a pic, write a bit, take a walk in my shoes
    That’s the Blurt, Base & baritone blues

    [Verse 2]

    Got my camera leanin’
    Like it’s in on the joke
    Street art, weird clouds
    Every frame I poke
    Little film I shot
    ’Bout my left sock’s fate
    Uploaded that nonsense
    Now it generates

    [Chorus]

    [Bridge]

    SportsTalkSocial, step by step
    Walkin’ like a boss with a bounce in my rep
    Every goofy stroll, every grocery run
    Turns into tokens, that’s just fun
    Stay loose, stay movin’, heart on swing
    [low vocal register] Keep buildin’, keep creatin’, do your thing
    Stay healthy, active, laugh out loud
    Vibrato on a low note, make yourself proud

    4 min
  • Blurt.media Blues Radio - Lola in the Snow

    Lola on the leash

    Leash on my hand
    Hand still sleepy
    Coffee… not planned

    [Verse 1]

    She’s a gold-furred comet
    Dragging me down the street
    Nose to every mailbox
    Paws doing double-time feet
    She sees one snowflake
    World goes black-and-white
    I was late for the meeting
    She was right on time for life

    [Chorus]

    Lola in the snow
    Oh, Lola in the snow (woah)
    Tail like a metronome
    Keeping time everywhere we go
    I think I’m walking my dog
    But the truth that everybody knows
    She’s walking my heart
    Lola in the snow

    [Verse 2]

    Forest trail calling
    Like a crooked trombone
    She’s chewing on a pinecone
    Like it’s a dinosaur bone
    I slip on the ice patch
    Perform a modern dance
    She just sniffs my dignity
    Gives my ego one more chance

    [Chorus]

    [Bridge]

    [whispered vocals]
    Shh… hear that?
    [band drops to bass, finger snaps, soft hi-hat]
    Chipmunk jury on a fallen log
    Passing judgment on a man and his dog
    I say, “Lola, are we lost?”
    She just blinks at the moss
    Like, “Buddy, you’re the guest
    I’m the boss, I’m the boss” (hey!)

    [Chorus]

    [Outro]

    [growled baritone with big vibrato]
    Paw prints zigzag home
    Like tipsy jazz on fresh white foam
    If love had a strange drum roll
    It’d sound like her collar on a stroll
    Looo-la…
    [horns swell][scat ad-libs] Ba-da, Lola in the snow

    5 min
  • Blurt.media Blues Radio - Blurt.blog every Day

    Roll outta bed at noon

    Slippers on, world’s still yawning
    Coffee in a chipped-up mug
    Payday pings while I’m still stretching
    Tap-tap type, that grumpy gold
    Rant about socks and cosmic taxes
    Hit “post” on Blurt dot blog
    Screen glows green like it’s doing backflips

    [Chorus]

    I get paid
    Just to blurt my brain away
    Blurt.blog, baby, payday parade
    Every click, every quirk, every tiny tirade
    I get paid
    Yeah, I blurt and I play
    Have fun, enjoy this lazy charade
    Every day, every day, every day

    [Verse 2]

    Got a cat in a cardboard crown
    Starring in my kitchen epics
    Frying eggs, spilling tea
    Zoom right in on the tragic omelet
    Blurt.media, upload, boom
    Cinematic breakfast saga
    Deep baritone narrates the mess
    Vibrato on the “oops” and “aha”

    [Chorus]

    [Bridge]

    Who knew my weird was worth a wage? (hah)
    Who knew my face could fund my fries?
    Swing that blues, twist that jazz
    Cash in on my crooked life
    Every typo, every take
    Turns to tokens while I nap
    I just live, I just laugh
    And the meter never taps out

    4 min
  • Blurt.media Radio - Blurt the Blues away

    Rolled outta bed at noon

    Coffee, bathrobe, crooked spoon
    Boss keeps callin' my ghosted phone
    I hit "decline" in a sleepy tone
    'Cause I found a corner of the net that pays
    For my strange little everyday days

    [Chorus]

    I just blurt my blues away on Blurt.blog
    Type my truth like a late-night monologue
    Share my art, my tunes, my foggy dog walk jog
    And I'm stackin' crypto crumbs
    Every quirky word I log
    (on Blurt.blog, Blurt.blog)

    [Verse 2]

    Snapped six pics of a half-eaten pie
    Called it "modern hunger" — man, I won a prize
    Posted my socks hangin' on a chair
    Somebody tipped me, said "that's rare"
    Told 'em "friend, if my laundry’s worth a dime
    Wait 'til you read what's in my mind"

    [Chorus]

    [Bridge]

    [low vocal register]
    Took my trumpet on a crooked little stroll
    Clicked "publish" on a stream-of-consciousness soul
    Cat photobombed, now we’re both on the chain
    She's the star, I'm just signin' the gain
    [horn hits]
    One more rant, one more rhyme
    One more walk at supper time
    Screen glows, wallet grows, I grin and say
    "Guess my side gig swung the other way"

    4 min
  • Blurt.media Radio - Blurt Blog Baritone

    Woke up broke

    Check engine light, fridge light, both on
    Hit that keyboard like a slot machine
    Then I found a lil’ corner of the great beyond

    [Verse 1]

    Pull up Blurt dot blog on my tired old screen
    Got coffee stains on a laptop lean
    Type “walked my dog, he chased a frog”
    Platform said, “Sir, that’s a quality blog”

    I post my art, my crooked guitar

    Out-of-focus photos from the dive bar
    They sprinkle crypto on my dashboard tray
    I say, “Pay me, pixels, make my day”

    [Chorus]

    Blurt Blog Baritone, gettin’ paid to ramble (oh yeah)
    Deep voice, cheap jokes, watch the numbers scramble
    Share your art, share your heart, share your dog on a log
    Tap-tap, ka-ching, every silly lil’ blog
    Enjoy life
    Have fun
    I hit “post”
    And the profit’s done

    [Verse 2]

    I snap my lunch, that lopsided stew
    Write three lines: “It kinda chewed me too”
    Platform grins, drops coins in my cup
    Even my leftovers leveled up

    I paint a cat, looks more like bread

    Call it avant-garde, hang it over my bed
    They toss me tokens for my funky mistake
    I’m like, “Keep on judging, I’ll keep cashin’ this cake”

    [Chorus]

    [Bridge]

    [walk-up bass, horns answering]
    I used to shout at clouds for free
    Argue in the comments ’til two-fif-ty-three
    Now I mumble in a baritone, hit “submit”
    Turn my bad decisions to a tiny profit

    [whispered vocals]

    “Went for a walk
    Tripped on a rock
    Dog saw a squirrel
    I saw my stock”

    [growled baritone, big vibrato]

    I get tipped for my griping
    Paid for my typing
    Life’s a joke
    But the ledger’s hyping

    [guitar solo with horn jabs]

    [Chorus]

    4 min
  • Blurt.media Blues Radio : Blurt Bloggin’

    Get paid to Blog on Blurt.blog

    Rolled outta bed

    Hair all wrong
    Coffee on my shirt
    But I’m feelin’ strong
    Clicked that screen
    Like it owed me rent
    Typed one line
    Heaven sent

    [Chorus]

    I get paid to ramble on Blurt.blog
    Tappin’ that keyboard, clearin’ my fog
    Share a little art, snap a pic of my dog
    Oh, life tastes sweet when you’re blurting that blog

    [Verse 2]

    Took a crooked photo
    Of a burnt piece of toast
    Wrote three lines
    Like it’s some art show post
    Dog in the background
    Stealin’ the frame
    Crypto in my wallet
    I don’t even feel shame

    [Chorus]

    [Bridge]

    [low vocal register]
    I said I walk the dog, I walk the dog (woof)
    I sing off-key, still log that blog
    I post my noodles, my broken shoe
    The chain keeps chingin’, that’s the sound of “thank you”
    [crescendo]
    One more riff
    One more thought
    Baritone belly laugh
    At the coins I caught

    [Verse 3]

    Dropped a little doodle
    Of a lopsided moon
    Uploaded my “masterpiece”
    At half past noon
    Guitar in the corner
    Strummin’ two wrong chords
    Crypto for my chaos
    Bless those keyboard lords

    [Chorus]

    [Outro]

    So I’ll share my heart
    My noise, my fog
    My crooked life
    On that quirky blog
    Deep voice humming
    Like an old stray dog
    Enjoy life, have fun
    Get paid to blog on Blurt.blog

    4 min

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