We’re starting to learn that we need to be recording before we are “ready” to be recording.. one hilarious moment missed but many more to come.
THERE’S BOOGERS EVERYWHERE!! This episode takes a turn for the gross real fast and we did NOT see that coming. We find out how chantels day got ruined… POOP THUMB. POOP WHOLE HAND?! End of the world type shit. Also don’t come at us if we’re wrong about how it’s done in other places of the world. EDUCATE INSTEAD OF BERATE. K, thanks. “Correct me if I’m wrong, or cancel me if you will.” Chantel now has a brand new hand. At least she better since she used that poop hand to get gab apple crumble.
We talk throwing up… TW - lots of gag sounds… you gunna puke?! Yup us too. Sometimes you NEED to throw up, chantel disagrees. Gab fills us all in on the importance of potassium and how lack of potassium can ruin Christmas and lead to unfortunate memories.
BANANA TEXTURE IS WRONG. A firm banana is acceptable. Gabby was in a quarantine room pre covid… before it was cool… reason for it… not so cool. You’re welcome for that.
Sit back and enjoy the story of Gab going to the hospital with her mom… it was a special time for everyone involved…,We learn that chan and gab have different boundaries with their moms. One will hang around for an enema one won’t help put an earring in. Different kinds of people y’all.
Humans are disgusting, we know this!
Do NOT call chantel to ask her to come in to look at her vagina. NO, she’s good at this time. Don’t call me I’ll call you. Phone call and then a letter?? Doctors are more up our ass about getting a PAP smear then creditors are to get us to pay out debt.
ITS MY VAGINA DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT IT.
The best day ever is coming! Nov 1st…. Michael buble will officially be defrosted. WOOO!! We talk Halloween and trick or treating 2021 style. Hustlin’ for that candy! Time to get that parent candy tax. We work alllll of life for our kids… it’s candy time.
We also mumble through trying to figure the Halloween’s of years past… we get there eventually.
We miss party Halloween’s… early 20s Halloween’s. We used to go hard! Now we’re old and parents… life.
We always talk about how things will be easier next week or next month and we’re LYING to ourselves.
30 mins in we start #blabbinboutthehousebitches gab tells the hilarious tale of Tommy’s exit from The Challenge… hilarious but also sad. Hope you’re ok tommy!
Chan has already finished the new season of the circle.. gab has yet to start but we both agree… you watch the circle you become the circle.
Survivor!
Honestly we been slacking on the actual housewives… the finale episode of rhobh was blah to say the least. Can’t wait for that explosive ass reunion though.
Cliffhangers are jerks… they never play out as intensely as they appear they will. What a brutal tease.
We’re loving Potomac. We love Giselle and robin best… likely unpopular opinion but it is what it is. We have a love hate for Karen… but she is def bringing the comedic relief this season, who would have thought?!
Our real house bitches of Melbourne make their return this week.. if you haven’t watched, we highly recommend!
Once upon a time.. kind of still… we were obsessed with GLEE! Many fond memories… kind of wish we could share some of the madness… sadly that was a different time. No smart phones lol we talk a lot about glee and how it was often time inappropriate. And also sadness.
Intrusive thoughts… fuck that off. We return to the fact that our minds are SO F*ING MEAN!
Adhd takes hold at the end and gullible gabs conspiracy theories send us over the edge into bad dream territory… you’ve been warned.
Happy (should be) Monday (but instead it’s not.)
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