By Gab & Chan
The podcast currently has 32 episodes available.
In this heavily delayed episode we tell our pregnancy and birth stories. Messy mayhem and more. Unfortunately Gab's computer tried to give up on life multiple times during the recording of this episode so sadly there are a few "drop out" areas... use your imagination. HA!
Christmas is just around the corner and all Gab has on her Christmas wish list is external hard drives and usb thumb drives so look forward to less drops out in future episodes.
WARNING: we get pretty descriptive at times. If you've come here looking for stories of all the nice and lovely things about pregnancy and labour this is NOT, I REPEAT, NOT! where you will find it. We come at you guys with the real talk... the brutal awful talk.. and the funny b.s. that comes along with it.
Enjoy!
We talk skin care and mascne… mask-nee? Mask acne…
Chantel tells the tales of the morning school run with 3 of our 5 children… what a time
JUST BLOW YOUR NOSE
Chantels out there just “yeeting” our kids around.
Gabby’s child has inappropriate outbursts…. Shocking right?!
The kiddo loop… when they are trying soooo hard to finish a sentence but we’re stuck on the first three words on repeat. I want…. I want… I… I want… I want a… I want aaaaaa….
Gab has/ hopefully at this point HAD a gnarly cold sore and got her first brain stab covid test.
Chantel was a “rancid cow” when she was in labour apparently… we’ll be circling back to the labour and delivery talk in episode 28
We want to get the labour simulator and use it on our mans.
Chantel son “CAN’T WAIT TO BE ADOPTED” aka a grown up… ohhhhh, kids.
We go in on adhdtok bpdtok ocdtok and the like to talk about jumping on the trendy bandwagon and self diagnosing.
The other side of that being that many of us come from parents who “didn’t want to label” their kids and in general swept everything unpleasant under the proverbial rug… some of us didn’t have a chance for formal diagnosis. That being said as adults we have the ability to go seek help for ourselves… if you feel you have an undiagnosed disorder the best thing you can do for you is talk to a professional who MAY be able to help you.
We talk manic episodes… and what is NOT (always) a manic episode. Sometimes a bish is just impulsive.
Does anyone else have weird moments of realizing other people have lives?! No, just us… ok, cool cool.
Gabs son asked the question “what makes a bad guy a bad guy” and the answer is of course choices. Gab is also afraid, because her son wants to be the bad guy… WHY ARE BAD GUYS CoOl?! They aren’t… triggers intrusive thoughts… and then we fly down the intrusive thoughts and judgey Judy’s rabbit hole.
We talk about grieving our pasts, our past selves, etc…
Happy Monday PodPals!
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We’re starting to learn that we need to be recording before we are “ready” to be recording.. one hilarious moment missed but many more to come.
THERE’S BOOGERS EVERYWHERE!! This episode takes a turn for the gross real fast and we did NOT see that coming. We find out how chantels day got ruined… POOP THUMB. POOP WHOLE HAND?! End of the world type shit. Also don’t come at us if we’re wrong about how it’s done in other places of the world. EDUCATE INSTEAD OF BERATE. K, thanks. “Correct me if I’m wrong, or cancel me if you will.” Chantel now has a brand new hand. At least she better since she used that poop hand to get gab apple crumble.
We talk throwing up… TW - lots of gag sounds… you gunna puke?! Yup us too. Sometimes you NEED to throw up, chantel disagrees. Gab fills us all in on the importance of potassium and how lack of potassium can ruin Christmas and lead to unfortunate memories.
BANANA TEXTURE IS WRONG. A firm banana is acceptable. Gabby was in a quarantine room pre covid… before it was cool… reason for it… not so cool. You’re welcome for that.
Sit back and enjoy the story of Gab going to the hospital with her mom… it was a special time for everyone involved…,We learn that chan and gab have different boundaries with their moms. One will hang around for an enema one won’t help put an earring in. Different kinds of people y’all.
Humans are disgusting, we know this!
Do NOT call chantel to ask her to come in to look at her vagina. NO, she’s good at this time. Don’t call me I’ll call you. Phone call and then a letter?? Doctors are more up our ass about getting a PAP smear then creditors are to get us to pay out debt.
ITS MY VAGINA DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT IT.
The best day ever is coming! Nov 1st…. Michael buble will officially be defrosted. WOOO!! We talk Halloween and trick or treating 2021 style. Hustlin’ for that candy! Time to get that parent candy tax. We work alllll of life for our kids… it’s candy time.
We also mumble through trying to figure the Halloween’s of years past… we get there eventually.
We miss party Halloween’s… early 20s Halloween’s. We used to go hard! Now we’re old and parents… life.
We always talk about how things will be easier next week or next month and we’re LYING to ourselves.
30 mins in we start #blabbinboutthehousebitches gab tells the hilarious tale of Tommy’s exit from The Challenge… hilarious but also sad. Hope you’re ok tommy!
Chan has already finished the new season of the circle.. gab has yet to start but we both agree… you watch the circle you become the circle.
Survivor!
Honestly we been slacking on the actual housewives… the finale episode of rhobh was blah to say the least. Can’t wait for that explosive ass reunion though.
Cliffhangers are jerks… they never play out as intensely as they appear they will. What a brutal tease.
We’re loving Potomac. We love Giselle and robin best… likely unpopular opinion but it is what it is. We have a love hate for Karen… but she is def bringing the comedic relief this season, who would have thought?!
Our real house bitches of Melbourne make their return this week.. if you haven’t watched, we highly recommend!
Once upon a time.. kind of still… we were obsessed with GLEE! Many fond memories… kind of wish we could share some of the madness… sadly that was a different time. No smart phones lol we talk a lot about glee and how it was often time inappropriate. And also sadness.
Intrusive thoughts… fuck that off. We return to the fact that our minds are SO F*ING MEAN!
Adhd takes hold at the end and gullible gabs conspiracy theories send us over the edge into bad dream territory… you’ve been warned.
Happy (should be) Monday (but instead it’s not.)
Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/KCWJTA)Mental hilarity takes place as BFF life mates discuss the chapters of their lives through random rants & chitty chats! Come along for the roundabout of not so witty banter. It’s bound to be a time. In this episode we are back to recording in our old spot.
Chantel got a covid test, she’s fine. Turns out we need negative results to live if we have a stuffy nose or anything of the sort. If you haven’t had one before enjoy chantel walking you through going to get one with her son. CONFIDENCE! Yellow M makes everything better.
Chantels house was infiltrated by an x games chipmunk. She tells the tale. Mistakes were made.
Our work lives have been taken over by crickets. And also flying ants… Gabby keeps learning new and exciting ways to get rid of them.. brooms… twirls. Death spray! Chantel is very excited to go on a killing spree! (In the shop! - always important to be clear of your plans)
We circle back to MADE Curations! Our new fun and fab way to make dollar bills to support our passion project podbaby. HELP US, HELP YOU! We’re steady curating some of our fave Canadian small business finds and bringing them in monthly (to the MMShop and to our website www.madecurations.com) for our pod pals, listeners, friends… in fact, everyone and anyone to check out! You guys get to check out awesome locally (Canada) made products you may not have known about and momma gets a new mixer board. If it’s not clear, we absolutely profit from the sales of any of the products MADE Curations aka KCWJTA people aka US endorse and offer. Full transparency is the name of our game and it makes way more sense to us to offer you guys awesome products then just asking y’all to “buy us a coffee”. I mean Gab looooves coffee and we 100% love and appreciate any and all of our listeners looking to help us out in that way. But let’s make it a two way street! You guys get good, so do we! WIN WINS, we like. Check out @madecurations on Instagram to see weird and wacky product demo videos! GLACIAL FACIALS… that’s been a thing. It was refreshing and lovely! And also orge-esqe.
At 17:45 we get into blabbin. Kind of… television talk! Survivor, the challenge, nine perfect strangers on Amazon prime. If you have watched nine perfect strangers all the way to the end and are also confused message gab please, shes confused too, she needs to talk about it. The pandemic and all the madness that has ensued (read: storming the ding dang White House and fucking wild things of that nature) have made reality television shows have to up their game. We’re desensitized to crazy at this point, they gotta do better.
We really need to watch survivor & the challenge together but in order to do that we’d have to leave our husbands and move in together. Soooo… maybe? Ha!
RHOP … Why are the house husbands of Potomac so fucking creepy?? Too creepy. No thank you.
Gabby goes on a mini tangent over “feminists” Equality?? YASSSSS. Man hating? NURRRRRR. I’m not saying “not all men”… I’m just saying not ALL women are fucking amazing in comparison. HOMOLKA. Feminism is where it’s at when it stands for what it should - equality! But when it’s just a smoke screen for overall general man hating… it’s gross.
Fuck that off. Cue the shit talking… the rest wasn’t shit talking?! We talk about orange shirt day and how we sure as hell DID NOT learn about any of these horrific and deplorable things that we happening when we were in school. We learned about bs US crap. If we had of learned as children about the AWFUL things they were doing to indigenous children WE as CHILDREN would have had some fucking questions! Also…. Parent panic when you don’t have a shirt for orange shirt day. What is life even?! Ignorance is bliss?
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Support the showMental hilarity takes place as BFF life mates discuss the chapters of their lives through random rants & chitty chats! Come along for the roundabout of not so witty banter. It’s bound to be a time.
We had insane technical malfunctions during the recording of this episode. Gabby’s computer quite literally just randomly ate 5-45 second intervals of recording all throughout the episode. It was an editing NIGHTMARE! but we did it. Sort of!
In this episode chan was drinking and gab was getting over being so very sick. We discuss things like the first week back at school and the inevitable illnesses that come with that.
Gab talks about trying to get this episode edited and uploaded within 36 hrs (reality = actually trying to get it done in 12hrs…. Did it work? It is Monday? Did the episode drop? Only time will tell)
We started a business again… we don’t stop lol
A little business baby to fund our pod baby.
We’re good at doing what we’re good at. #hustling
Check out @madecurations on Insta and in shop @modern.makers.market for some amazing Canadian handmade finds that we absolutely LOVE and feel that y’all would love too!
…“The eloquence is out of this world!”…
LIVE VIDEOS ARE COMING! We can’t wait to try out some of the awesome products from across Canada LIVE on insta!
We also talk about consumerism and trends, we want our 34 year skin to look like 28 year old skin and also how much gab hates garbage.
We plan to make money for pod equipment and also Botox… Of course: We want to be people who go to spas and chiropractors and things but also like… we just don’t have that much in common with people who just can do that as part of their regularly scheduled life… not much in common at all lol We’re boujee bitches that have no fucking monies.
We rant about idiots…. Can’t escape them on Facebook.
Online isn’t real life it’s just internet turds and shit. Chantels triggered… she has to say something or she’ll think about it alllll day.
So your local heroin addict from high school thinks the vaccine is dangerous because it’s “not FDA approved” … BITCH IS HEROIN AND METH FDA APPROVED FOR RECREATIONAL USE. SIT. DOWN.
Chantels real mad. Get you’re damn vaccines and protect your vulnerable. FUCK YOU.
Side note: …sorry if your name is Miranda… you have a bitchy name….
WHY DONT PEOPLE FACT CHECK?!
…. And we’re face palming the fact that Michelle ferreri won the election. Are we the states? Do we elect social media personalities as politicians?! Guess we do… oooook. If you voted conservation wtf.. what the actual f*ck. Chantel believes that Michelle has been hired by the old mans club of Peterborough to be the face of the Conservative party. Hands in pockets. Would we be surprised?! We would not be. She shady af. If you voted for her we assume you are just not that smart.
We gotta go make nachos. Have a lovely… not Monday HA!
ENJOY and check out @canwejusttalkabouteverything & @madecurations on Instagram to keep up with our personal flavour of crazy.
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Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched!Mental hilarity takes place as BFF life mates discuss the chapters of their lives through random rants & chitty chats! Come along for the roundabout of not so witty banter. It’s bound to be a time. In this episode we discuss things like Return of the “lockdown lash out” … Circling back… is said like 87 times. We do much circling back.
Highlights:
Sickness isn’t the same anymore.
We’ve been sick but we haven’t had covid… like probably.
Counterfeit monies and not liking old bills.
Vaccine conspiracy theorists… you are not that important. If they were going to try to take out a huge amount of the population why would they choose to eradicate the compliant?! They wouldn’t, pull your head outta your ass. YOU ARENT THE WHOLE ORANGE.
FUCK THAT OFF.
How wearing masks is helpful because ppl can’t see or hear you speaking or singing to yourself. They hide stupid real good sometimes. Which becomes a Hella Segway..
“we wear the masks we make for ourselves” (the genius gab pulls from her butt.)
People don’t always know the real you, they know the you you’ve created for them… masking.
We’re not just assholes… there are factors.
Auditory processing problems are a thing.
Gentle parenting… we try.
SCHOOL STARTED! We do not know how we got over half an hour into the recording before realizing it was back to school week. HALLELUJER
if you don’t know how the kiss and ride program works at school FUCK THAT OFF. Chantels ready to throw hands in the kiss and ride line at school.
F*CKING KISS AND RIDE.
You can count on Gabby’s kid to tell you what you oughta be doing or where you’ve fallen short. She’s real good at shaming… so cool.
We are very much looking forward to mom Mondays… coming soon.
And then Chantel realizes she done fucked up. Episode ends in minor panic.
HAPPY MONDAY!
*(IM)mature content & explicit language
Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/KCWJTA)Mental hilarity takes place as BFF life mates discuss the chapters of their lives through random rants & chitty chats! Come along for the roundabout of not so witty banter. It’s bound to be a time. In this episode we took the advice of one of our wonderful listeners and tried out an icebreak game.. which turned into a drinking game… which turned into this episode.
*(IM)mature content & explicit language
Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/KCWJTA)Mental hilarity takes place as BFF life mates discuss the chapters of their lives through random rants & chitty chats! Come along for the roundabout of not so witty banter. It’s bound to be a time. In this episode we had visited the new cannabis store in town Miss Jones, it’s amazing… if there is one in your town you should goooo. Sneaky pants Chantel secretly recorded us for nearly an hour which ended up being the first half hour (ish) of the episode. It’s an absolute crazy mess complete with sounds of the outdoors that despite every effort Gab could not fully remove. So enjoy that lol in the second part of this episode we both recorded and filmed ourselves doing a tastely box unboxing and taste testing. It was weird, wild and wonderful. If you’d like to see the Full Video of the unboxing, taste testing and overall ridiculousness check it out on our Instagram page @canwejusttalkabouteverything.
It’s a cluster fuck. That’s the facts lol But it was fun sooo, there’s that. If you want to skip ahead through the mayhem to the tastely box bit jump ahead to 34 mins!
HAPPY MONDAY PODPALS!
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Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched!The podcast currently has 32 episodes available.