Ok! Can we just talk about...

The return of long lost original “episode 9” 

Mental hilarity takes place as BFF life mates discuss the chapters of their lives through random rants & chitty chats! Come along for the roundabout of not so witty banter. It’s bound to be a time. In this episode we discuss things like random weird facts, we share *Your answers to our questions* & experience some seriously failed call-a-friend attempts. 
This episode was recorded ages ago before the episode 9 that you know and love that is published as Ep9 “new format, who dis?”. That  would have been episode 10 if Gabs computer hadn’t seemingly lost and/or eaten and/or sent to the furthest depths of hell, this episode.  It randomly resurfaced as if from frickin no where a few weeks later and the rest is history…  well actually it’s here. It’s this bonus episode. Happy Monday, Enjoy!

 *(IM)mature content & explicit language

Mental hilarity takes place as BFF life mates discuss the chapters of their lives through random rants & chitty chats! Come along for the roundabout of not so witty banter. It’s bound to be a time. In this BONUS episode I do believe we were Unquestionably too fucked up to try to record anything of actual substance. It is what it is. We get a Surprise visit from our friend non guest mime  Michelle! (She’s only a mime until we talk about chocolate milk… then suddenly she’s the authority on chocolate milk. Who knew?!) 

Highlights to look forward to:

MAKE IT A DRINKING GAME - Take a shot every time Gab says indigestion
*please drink responsibly* 

Too high, too much munchies.

“I’m 34! And I have indigestion.”

“Mediocre at best.”

“If covid has taught me anything, we should just wear masks!”

Gab gets left to own devices and told the tale of getting attacked by a bird.

Which planet would you choose to live on?

Not Saturn.

Not mercury aka #nofunallsunburns death and fire.

Happy Monday!

 *(IM)mature content & explicit language

Mental hilarity takes place as BFF life mates discuss the chapters of their lives through random rants & chitty chats! Come along for the roundabout of not so witty banter. It’s bound to be a time. In this, our 20th pod episode, we ask each other questions we don’t know the answer to.

Highlights...

Figuring out the cause of our personalities

#fundaynosunburns

Robin Williams could save the world

We do not know how to deal with emotions

!Double inception!

Weirdly embarrassing things that shouldn’t be embarrassing 

Reincarnation 

Chan wants to be her cat

Gabby would like to be Latino if given the choice

Chantel would like to not be white

Who goes to the fancy ice cream shop and picks vanilla?!?

Superhero costume designs...  

If Gab were prime minister....

Chyka and Bruce from RHOMelbourne are couple goals

And of course, Emily blunt and John Krasinski.

Gab will never watch a quiet place no matter how bad she wants to... safety first always 

Chantel remains terrified of the movie signs.... over a decade later

Phrases we’ll never forget 

-“Itchy bums a dirty bum”

-“What you resist will persist”

Muffins trump cupcakes 

Sniffum muffins.

And the most disappointing thing about being a mom. Parenting ain’t easy. 

Thank you for your time!

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Mental hilarity takes place as BFF life mates discuss the chapters of their lives through random rants & chitty chats! Come along for the roundabout of not so witty banter. It’s bound to be a time. In this episode after we toned our hair (mostly unsuccessfully) we jumped right into #blabbinboutthehousebitches and discussed things like Bershan is not a housewife, we love Leah and we don’t know why ppl are hating on her so hard this season and of course as always Ramona = ick! Diving into RHOBH we talk about Erickas  legal dramas and how we’re sadly just not buying  it as much anymore as well as Kyle Richards recent terrible encounter with a bee hive **EPI PENS!! PSA !!** make sure you know how to use one if you need one or if someone in your life requires one.  We also chat about summer house, the hills, and more! Seriously heavy on the reality tv talk with this one. 
Other honorable mentions:
-Chantel drilled a hole in her arm doing a little diy 
-Apparently gab sounds like Jennifer Coolidge on occasion and also has no clue about survivor 
-we were essentially zombies who had no business attempting to record that day... but bitches be stretchin’ themselves thin.... it’s us.... we’re bitches.
- Gab really just wanted to title this episode “Fuck this episode” because she was so damn tired and strongly disliked it. The end is pretty rad though.

 *(IM)mature content & explicit language

Mental hilarity takes place as BFF life mates discuss the chapters of their lives through random rants & chitty chats! Come along for the roundabout of not so witty banter. It’s bound to be a time. In this episode we asked our friends over at Tastely Box to hook us up with a mystery box filled with the strangest candy they’ve come across so far! Tastely box curates amazing candy from all over the place and creates amazing treat (tastely) boxes that will blow your dang mind... ours were blown for sure. If you aren’t here for the ASMR of the wrappers or the special sound effects of.... well, honestly sometimes full on gagging... FEAR NOT! If you push ahead to 36m 00s the taste testing ends and the ranting about housewives begins. In #blabbinboutthehousebitches we talk about RHONY and our dislike for Bershan... that woman is not a housewife. It is definitely worth noting that at the time of recording this episode the “to be continued” had not yet been continued and we did not yet know that Sonja broke the fire extinguisher glass, obviously not cool. That being said WE DID see her get pushed to the damn edge but one heck of an instigator... obviously things were gunna go tits up. Booze and bullying don’t mix! 
Happy Monday

 *(IM)mature content & explicit language

Mental hilarity takes place as BFF life mates discuss the chapters of their lives through random rants & chitty chats! Come along for the roundabout of not so witty banter. It’s bound to be a time. In this episode we discuss things like how putting on a bra is power move & taking it off means the day is over...( if I’m not supported I’m doing nothing.) As well as kids... aka walking heart attacks... consistently trying to end themselves when our only real job is to simply keep them alive... that shit is not easy.  We are realizing our podcast has become a PSA to not procreate. We also talk about how when you wear flats with no socks all day you create a brand new material between your toes ... maybe it could be used to save the world... but it smells like ass dumpster so we throw it away.
To be honest Gab does not remember recording this episode at all (not proud... just too old to handle the booze ha!)  Even before we get into #blabbinboutthehousebitches we go in on our dislike for Crystal Minikoff or whatever her name is... bully bitch from BH (important to note that these particular feels do not mean that we DO like Sutton. NOPE.) Turns out we think Crystals  husband is pretty cool though... and possibly her stylist. Happy Monday!

 *(IM)mature content & explicit language

Mental hilarity takes place as BFF life mates discuss the chapters of their lives through random rants & chitty chats! Come along for the roundabout of not so witty banter. It’s bound to be a time. In this episode we discuss things like getting dental work done, preforming our own dental surgeries, having babies, anti Canada day and of course Britney Spears. WHERE IS SHE?! 
Chantel is Bo Burnham obsessed! We talk about his super popular Netflix special a bit... a few times. In #blabbinaboutthebitches we talk about how  Kelly Dodd is essentially the most cringe inducing (former) housewife of all time ... among other things! 
NO MORE LUMPY RUGS.

 *(IM)mature content & explicit language

Mental hilarity takes place as BFF life mates discuss the chapters of their lives through random rants & chitty chats! Come along for the roundabout of not so witty banter. It’s bound to be a time. In this episode we discuss things like Names and living up to your name. Gabby incorrectly calls out Nick Cage for giving his kids weird name... She meant Frank Zappa. Easy mix up , not! Sorry nick cage... ish .  We talk feelings about Britney Spears’ conversatorship... .... ..The Britney Spears situation is like royal family level f*cked up!  We talk about Rejs “secret Sunday” Instagram story posts (Sometimes we think things are about us when they are not about us lol... or are they) Becoming a social media influencer organically, Knowing your worth and being able to tell people how much your time is worth.

Our love is free, our time is not.

Rej would like #fordnation to contact her to schedule a meeting, thank you for your time.

 *(IM)mature content & explicit language

Mental hilarity takes place as BFF life mates discuss the chapters of their lives through random rants & chitty chats! Come along for the roundabout of not so witty banter. It’s bound to be a time. In this episode we discuss things like inappropriate jokes, mom guilt, hair scabs?,  toupees and more mom guilt. We talk about RHONY & RHOBH in #blabbinboutthehousebitches and discuss the finale of Below Deck Sailing Yacht 

 *(IM)mature content & explicit language

Mental hilarity takes place as BFF life mates discuss the chapters of their lives through random rants & chitty chats! Come along for the roundabout of not so witty banter. It’s bound to be a time. In this episode we discuss things like not shitting your pants on Instagram live, keeping your opinion to yourself when it comes to people’s outfit choices as well as conspiracy theories.... the royals killed princess Diana, Dinosaur island, aliens are real! and they are in the ocean... We also talk about the fear of seeing things underwater and we sing children’s books to the tunes of popular (ish?) songs and try to guess the song!
We definitely may have gotten a touch too stoned. It happens. The first 3 minutes is mostly laughing. We tried to edit it. We’re sorry and you’re welcome!

 *(IM)mature content & explicit language