Ok Smart Ass

In this episode Patrick and Tor disagree about what makes a white hat hacker.

We discover that exciting new shiny sciency investment opportunities are well beyond our reach.

And it's no surprise to anyone that the metaverse is more than capable of importing and enhancing the real world's problems.

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In this episode Patrick adds to the endless list of gadgets he imagines he needs.

We discover that NASA scientists and ordinary folk like Tor can all make mistakes when cleaning expensive objects.

And when someone claims to be able to conjure vodka, concrete and activewear from thin air they might be telling the truth.

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In this episode Patrick's dream job involves remote piloting a satellite into an asteroid, while Tor is channelling her mother and saying things her children won't like.

Maybe the cure for trolling is just to be polite and ask nicely, maybe.

If you knew how many germs live off your phone you'd probably be more comfortable making a Skype call from your toilet seat. And despite all the bacteria festering on the screen Patrick is still determined to sell Tor his old phone so he doesn't have to pay so much for a new one.

We've all heard of white nose, now we'll hear about pink, blue and brown noise.

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In this episode Patrick wonders if Facebook can get any creepier, while at the same time allowing climate deniers to flourish.

Tor reveals that a heated Bugatti razer won't be parking in her garage any time soon, even if it is blue and has racing stripes.

A jumping castle in space may convince Patrick to sell his house for a ticket, but only if the moon is one of the stops. And Tor is getting nervous about her co-host planning her next holiday.

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In this meta-episode we consider a rebrand at the same time we massively increase our payload capacity.

Tor's obsession with turning single cells into hamburgers expands into a grow-your-own uterus for both eat in or takeaway.

And the Japanese just refuse to get rid of floppies as we bid farewell to the MacBook Pro Touch Bar - the answer to the question nobody asked.

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In this episode Patrick gets edgy about Tor's sudden fascination with technologically advanced cannibalism.

We discover that throwing a famous nonagenarian up into the air is an irresistible attention grabber.

And Patrick has trouble convincing Tor that the tyres on his scooter represent cutting edge technology.

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In this episode, finally we have an argument in favour of wearing track pants in public, Tor wants to ban idiots from space and Patrick is worried about chicken disguised as broccoli.

We are backing the EU decision for a universal USB-C connector for iPhones and Tor's dream of a smart toilet may finally come true.

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In this episode Patrick receives confirmation from an independent global source that he is 'so stupid.'

We're all for taking sugar with our batteries as we travel further and further up the road in our bird poo-free cars thanks to targeted lasers.

And, throw away your phones, the age of smart glasses is upon us. Almost.

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Who says games can't be used for training brain surgeons on the job? Patrick's all for it and Tor wants him to go first.

We reminisce about the first digital cameras which may or may not have had enough pixels to catch people falling off milk crates.

And Samsung announces it can flip the switch on its TV's and lock out the bad guys as long as they have enough chips to make more.

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In this episode Patrick tries to implant electrodes into Tor's brain so he can compete with a quantum computer.. and surprisingly she's up for it.

Not content with domainating Social Media, Facebook is claiming the Metaverse and Tor dumbs it down so even Patrick understadds what it is.

And depite our efforts we can't seem to get to Mars or even return to the moon.

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