Ok Smart Ass

In this episode we're going hi-tech with face masks while at the same time we're being told to take off our VR goggles - or else...

Patrick continues to drone on about drones and Tor is happy to go swimming in a neighbours pool as long as they have a five star rating.

And Patrick is collecting all of his old mobile phones to melt down into a medals.

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Patrick embraces online libraries, mainly because they're free! And Author Tor, worries about writers' income - understandably.

The Earl of Grantham might not be the only one who gets a valet. Patrick has his eyes on one that takes batteries. And smugglers go high tech in response to the pandemic and the weather.

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The ultimate gadget to stop Patrick speaking suprisingly is not on Tor's shopping list.

Repurposing your old iPhone 5 for science and teaching kids other uses for lego thanks to German researchers.

Watch out, Social Media may mean the end of civilisation as we know it.

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Tor's bad run with cars has been preserved for all eternity on Google Street View and it's coming back to haunt her.

Patrick wants to go full cyborg and shop in a store without humans.

Everyone has got a smile and NOW you WILL smile if you want to enter a room... in China.

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Patrick & Tor are sceptical about UFOs and we have the muscle backing us. Patrick got it wrong about space pens and Tor is really smug.

As for crime, watch out for cheese, electricity use and rollercoasters, one is fatal, and the other two might land you behind bars.

And if you wake up to a drone hovering above your bed, don't worry, it's just one Ring to rule them all.

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Tor wants an AI to write her next novel, Patrick says that's a cop out there's no way he's going to buy that but he will sit for a portrait painted by a robot.

As for ransomware, we're not paying up - EVER and we're keeping our data secure on an external drive, no floppies for Patrick!

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Patrick Deepfake's his Lips onto Tor's face and she's not happy about it. Tor decides that she want to keep subtitles in movies. Patrick is still obsessed with jet-packs.

And, as for poor robot dogs, they get dumped by the NYPD and they don't even get sent to the pound, probably just the scrap heap!

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Patrick comes to the conclusion he will never own a jetpack whilst Tor suggests he should place an order for a flying car instead.

We find out that more people than you think are sexting and sending nude pics and we offer advice on the best way to hide a tattoo - an analogue and a digital solution.

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Patrick & Tor reminisce about their first ever cell phones, one weighed in at over 1kg and the other ended up in the toilet.

Creepy robots are actually a thing and smart tags will make sure you never lose anything again - unless you want to!

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In this show we discuss how to filter intra-office bullying, online romance scams, greedy apps, one digital key to rule them all, and how to escape a Zoom meeting.