On The Cross with Lucas Murphy

Oh boy oh boy oh boy it's podcast time yet again! Tonight we have exciting discussion on the definition of idioms, then our old friend Carson Speanuts drops by for an exclusive interview. Carson brings a few friends with him, they bring a few enemies, then we get an exclusive look at a rare animal thought to be extinct, or at least trapped in a quantum gravitational paradox.

Topics discussed include: baby brother facts, how to avoid shooting horses in a war, a witch’s tidiom, confusing rain language, an upside down ghost, Texas Pete’s disease, who’s interviewing Hugh, Professor George Splartson’s almost extinct animal, bottomless pit mating ritual, Professor George Wessleton the Duke of Weaseltown, a duel with men’s weapons, and a fake wiener. 

 

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It's a very special episode with lessons for everyone about how to treat others. Oliver bullies Nathan, Oliver talks about bullies he knows, there's a hot new show about palindromes, then a special dramatic event where everyone learns a little about the Golden Rule.

Topics discussed include Cuba to the Beach, bully policy, tape gun violence, white people vs. a famous Steve Harvey, the five orange people, a very special after school special, chicken ray, and a puppet named Bruce.

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We’re back with tales fresh from the art museum! Oliver had his first run-in with the law! We try a new advertising format! Then we do some classic juvenile troublemaking. It’s all here for your listening pleasure.

 

Topics discussed include the riddle of the wordless book, touching the art, my cool son Raff, Carson Speanuts, Black Panther Camp, a 2143 gun permit, the biggest pretzel you got, Village People descriptions, and dabbing injuries.

THE FUTURE IS FEMALE!
This week Oliver is sitting around reading comic books, and instead we're having a show with Oliver's little sister Penelope. We talk about what it means to be a woman, plans for the future, the French language, and fighting the power.

 

Topics discussed include a shy introduction, hair chalk, emo dad, talkin' about privates, a relaxing pee, the frymaker, frozen banana locations, crunched ice, stuffies, and a message for the women.

New year, same old show! We're in the new Devil Heaven Network studio discussing the fate of our cat's balls, which leads to a broader and more confusing discussion about the nature of human reproduction. (Spoiler alert, we don't really figure it out.) Then we talk about our favorite episode of the Twilight Zone. Topics discussed include two little round stuffs, forklift giant castration, furry vagina, hotel stuff inappropriate, hair bugs poop pants, pee the baby out, tiny little mustache dad, egg river racetrack, submarine special delivery, hyundai, not pizza eating, a dimension of soup and salad, President George Jones, cold war bass riff explosions, and a world without rock and roll.

It’s our very own Star Wars Holiday Spectacular! We sit down with the disgustingly talented Sean Keller to discuss our favorite and least favorite parts of our favorite movie franchise of all time. Oliver eats sugar cookies directly into the microphone, Nathan and Sean get too deep into their obsession, and we close out the show with our biggest musical number yet. Topics discussed include: a failed Billy Dee Williams, heavy interview questions, faking your death, Jeff Goldblum property management, an old diabetic space racist, Emperor Moss, Star Wars casting trivia, lightning face California Raisin transformation, The Black Eyed Peas rick rolling on HD-DVD, one last hurrah before the flaming debris crushes us all, and that old classic Ewok hymn.

We're back at it again! The boys are just casually discussing comic books and superhero mythology. Oliver has discovered sequential art and we're working on a new story. We're also hashing out our feelings 'bout the classics. Topics discussed include: preparation for being a cog, Nana Visitor, Lex Luthor’s diabolical floating rings, a cool weiner, Batman vs. Irishman, the key to the rubble, stupid heroes with cool hobbies, too many burly boys, reverse Galactus, and weiner touch weakness.

It's been a rough week, and our hearts are heavy. Tonight we sit down and put aside the normal goofball antics to talk through some fears. There's hope even in the darkest of times, and we'd encourage anyone who listens to our show to consider joining us in making a contribution to one of these reputable charities fighting for the rights of those affected: The Center For Reproductive Rights http://bit.ly/2fOrq8i The Boys and Girls Clubs of America: http://bit.ly/2eRP9Uj The Gay and Lesbian Victory Fund: http://bit.ly/2fOu522 The National Resource Defense Council: http://bit.ly/2fxxhQ6

We had an equipment malfunction that caused us to release this episode a week late, but it’s here and it’s almost like a retrospective of last week now! We talk about Halloween and the world series, both of which are boring old news in the face of the most controversial election in American history. But anyway here’s a bunch of dumb goofs about ghosts and home runs. Topics discussed include: almost famousness, ghost cannibalism, Satan facts, leprods, halloween lighting round, a bunch of monsters, Ollie Helps, world series fever, Best Of Baseball, winning strategies, and look us up at Target. If you’re a fan, maybe take a moment this week to tell a friend about our show, or give us a little ol’ review on iTunes.

Sorry if some of you experienced some minor confusion this past morning, listening to last week's podcast again... we weren't preparing for some typie of Manchurian Candidate suicide mission... yet. It's just some sort of podcast server goof up. and we're fixing it as we speak. If we sound a little more highfalutin than usual it’s probably because we recorded this episode hot on the heels of a trip to the ballet. Which is what we’re talking about tonight. We do a recap of Swan Lake followed by a short review. Along the way we talk a lot about kissing techniques. Topics discussed include: all the cars, tight little butts, medieval juggling, the prince’s mom, open mouths, DJ Al “Bart” Einstein the Turntable Wizard, stepdads from the future, and bad raps.