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Tonight on the show Oliver and Nathan do some speculative screenwriting for a major hollywood sci-fi blockbuster! Thrills! Lasers! Fighting! Poop jokes! Fair use parody of copyrighted material! Plus we talk a little about the Big Ten ...Commandments, that is. Lots of smash cuts and talk about eye contact. Topics discussed include: the man country, manager vs. janitor, that brown guy, Tootoo Pong, patricidal confusion, dressing like a lady/dressing like a wookie, Jedi potty training, double sound effects, more patricidal confusion, Solo soup, acid toots, bad guy deathbed conference call, the leader of the pack, The Force Completes The Puzzle, mathematical solutions to morality, five lives, a scripture reading, You Will Suffer In Pain With Your Dogs Licking You, the diva god, gross commandments, The Lord's building code, and some really difficult rules to follow.

It's a big world, full of mysteries. Things that can't be explained. Things that shan't be explained. UNTIL NOW! Tonight on Up Late With Oliver we explore one of the greatest cryptozoological mysteries of the 20th century. Plus, we run down school policies on what to do for every possible emergency, and even some impossible emergencies. Topics discussed include: Beyond Normal With Oliver, Chicken Doodleface, growback underwear, into the golf cart, Drool Man starring Michael Caine and Harrison Ford, like-minded men, Larry Henchmanbutt, the Moses origin story, a metal net, poisonal gas, plague of locust vacation, someone forgot to write “squirt”, hammer tiger defense methods, a school-sized time machine, not-that-bad meteor injuries, burger king blood money, blowing up Hitler’s corpse, the local bomb bank, and Ragnarok. Theoretically brought to you by Super Pee Pee Time and Derby City Chop Shop

Wake up, grab that coffee, and start your morning with the Up Late With Oliver Morning Zoo Crew! This week we’re taking calls, looking for The Phrase That Pays, getting that mattress money, then scoring a very exclusive interview with the Earth’s largest naturally occurring satellite! So crank it up, laugh it up, and tell your friends to help us kill the animals of justice! Topics discussed include: Yoyo and The Turd, the speed of light, baseless accusations of homosexuality, The Phrase That Pays, some big news about a new sponsor, wrestling a gorilla without your mother finding out, the bosom of Abraham, 700 layers of poison foam, The Moon can’t spell, a pet dinosaur, astronaut tickling, a tree’s favorite drink, a vacation at the North Pole, James Bond’s owl, a very confusing school nurse, a sleep so deep you wake up in the past, judging heavenly bodies based on the cleanliness their bathrooms, Mr. Moon vs. Ms. Moon, rich dad’s grocery store windfall, a hot butt gets cut, and nasty stinky poopy poop.. All brought to you by Chudy Mattresses!

This one got pretty weird, you guys. An experimental cold open, a lot of made up words and names, I don’t know what to tell you. Nathan signs up for a very shady improv class, and Oliver explains the history of Frankenstein’s Monster. Topics discussed include: the improv bursar’s office, comedy master Beer Padoodle, punch/kick/chomp/pee, the fortune of the egg, where’s my nurple, say “ya”, dentist’s office drinking contest, pom trees, using people as furniture, Einstein vs. Frankenstein, Blue Dude, comedy puke, and GGGGGG Appletree.

BREAKING NEWS! Up Late With Oliver Action News is on the scene at home and abroad, bringing you the hottest and most breakingest stories as they break. And boy oh boy, they just keep on breakin’. This week we do some hardcore investigative journalism, then we hammer out some of the details on our million-dollar idea. Topics discussed include: the new military colonel, a very confusing top story, KFC Junior, New York City Hall, Beijing ice cream crisis, Leroy Leroy Esquire: Simple Country Possum Lawyer, Rest Sfitfs Bruin Company, Alvin and Woowoo’s Miracle Root Brain Tonic, Atari Grabber, Benjamin Franklin vs. the Mole Men, million dollar tower salesmen, and Nathan’s Childhood Chicago Memories, LLC.

How does one 7 year-old get himself into so many amazing situations? This week Oliver recounts his close encounter with extraterrestrials, plans an adventure through the 4th dimension, makes a startling discovery, and educates us on the latest medical treatments. Topics discussed include: alien nose experiments, well-healthy dogs, Kapoopieface, Curiosity Rover Yard Sale, closing your puberty loop, cowboy crisis on infinite Olivers, Beethoven vs Beethoven, hug Hitler, a weirdo with glasses, motors that aren't motors, a wild Musk appears, Honey Butt Cheerio, aggressive doctoring, Tack Resyatree, Hungry Hungry Hippocrates, Lowe's canker sore lifehacks, medical news from 2038, stickittothemanitis, and diabeatles.

Tragedy strikes Up Late With Oliver! Ollie is in danger and we're bringing you up-to-the-minute coverage as the crisis unfolds! Pop some popcorn, gather your family around the podcast listening device, and send us all your good vibes as we work our way through the show's biggest challenge yet! Topics discussed include: something's wrong with Oliver, a narwhal, very specific allergies, bear views on vaccination, a good enough imagination, Pinball Wizarding the Grinch, a non-handicap accessible well, tape measures mistaken for rulers, get your bow and arrow, Psychic Bass Pro Shop, fancy diamond arrows, fight or literal flight, Up Early With Oliver, spooning advantages, Uncle Josh, and defenestration.

We're back with another thrilling episode! We kick things off with an exclusive sneak peek at a much anticipated PBS documentary series, then we discuss ghosts, then things kinda go off the rails as we try to get a podcasting rivalry going. Also we get progressively more southern as we get more confrontational. Topics discussed include: the shortest episode ever, Sal Turbles, what to do with my old pogs, posessed by a ghost, the evilest tea in the world, where dog poop goes, what is a ghost, unfinished sandwiches, Tony Barullio, when are we gonna get Bernie on the show, a fake Barack, scared of his own feet, stealing a bank, all scratched up by a tiger, shoes on boobs, the wrong day to cosplay the blue man group, the scrapple industry, a boy named (fart noise), and a very vicious rumor about Joe Rogan.

Spring break is over! Ollie is back on American soil! Nathan is back to going to bed at a reasonable hour! Up Late with Oliver is back in your podcast listening devices! Oliver's little sister helps us judge some theoretical fights, then later his mom visits the studio and helps us plan our prison escape. Topics discussed include: pool rules overlooked by the Village People, Nathan's love of chaos, the wiener void, Sanders vs. Trump, a bigoted opinion on Spiderman, dessert planet, an Oliver-proof dragon, Hello Kitty's secret animal rights violations, Snoopy vs. jalepeno, that stuff that you spit out and you're not stuposta swallow, the Heathcliff lightning round dynasty, jingle writing, dollhouses, a jailhouse dungeon mixer, a self-sustaining murder cycle, prison sentence structure, Honorable Judge Warrior, the swirlie murder loophole, gym teacher prison break, Big Peep, what happened to our old lady money, and Up Late With Olivier.

Oliver has gone on holiday but the hustle must go on, live via satellite! This week's show is a mini-sode wherein your boys get down to brass tacks and don't waste time getting to the heart of the matter. Oliver reports from the scene at Spring Break and talks politics, then we chat about bed bugs. Topics discussed include: The Canadian Basketball Anthem, sunshine and beach babes, boats and trains that have haunted Nathan's dreams, Oliver running wild all over his grandmother, a state-of-the-art safedangerous robot lion, membership roles within roving zoo gangs, robot lion vs the zoo gangs, anarchy in Canada, Treeson Boxingdoor, the reason we want sponsors, bedbugs vs Bed Bugs, unfortunate boardgame nomenclature, the hidden meaning behind Hungry Hungry Hippos, diabeetus, and Husker Du The Motion Picture. Don't forget: there are so many ways to engage with our content online and through social media! Follow us on Twitter @oliveruplate Send fan mail or questions for the show to [email protected] Send your friends the link to our website, www.uplatewitholiver.com And if you use iTunes go on and give us a review. It's the only way Steve Jobs's ghost can see how we're doing! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/up-late-with-oliver/id1097366967?mt=2