On The Cross with Lucas Murphy

LIVE! FROM BED! The boys are both sick, so this one is kinda sloppy. We didn't do any pre-show writing or discussion, we just took some ibuprofen and dove in head first. We just kinda shoot the breeze for a while, then everything starts to come together and we end up with a brilliant new idea. Topics discussed include: being sick, dog fighting, deer fighting, animal mastery, Reggie the human, rattlegerms, velociraptor vs bees, and powdered wig burglary.

THIS JUST IN: we’re bringing you all the news that’s fit to podcast on an all new episode of Up Late With Oliver with special guest DAVID BRITTON! David is so funny that it fills us with white-hot comedic jealous rage, and he’s currently touring all over the midwest. Check out www.davidbrittoncomedy.com or follow him on twitter https://twitter.com/lazersaurus, plus you should be listening to his gut-bustingly funny podcast, History Bluffs on iTunes, and his album “Liberal Nerd Bullshit” is available at https://davidbritton.bandcamp.com/album/liberal-nerd-bullshit (with album art by Nathan P)! Topics discussed include: flatulence blame rhymes, How Dare You™, cup-related murder evasion techniques, acronyms within acronyms, Booty Man, black eyed jinx, Beaverwitched, grandpa’s pokey mans, a contagious voice problem, the Italian scat revival, wandering accents, Hulk Holganz’s Russian talking kangaroo, Booty McBooty with Scrum Tuggins at the Warped Tour, and Yellow Hair makes a few phone calls during the aftermath of a terrible accident.

It’s an all new episode of Up Late With Oliver with special guest Greg Welsh and this episode is all about questions! Oliver has questions for Greg, then we take audience questions in a special live segment. It’s gonna be a blast! Topics discussed include: wolf milk, Farrokh Bulsara’s cool guy nickname, hidden burps, comedy measurements, slippery slope, netflix for garbage, southern Morrissey, kangaroo density, Santa Claus chestburster, King of the Bees, Schroedinger Heffley, radioactive church, Steve Jobs moral bank robbery, and stones vs beetles.

It’s an historic episode of Up Late With Oliver, possibly the first podcast ever to feature an interview between two father-and-son teams! We talk to comedian Lucas Murphy and his son Madigan about school and video games, and then get interrupted by a couple of religious types trying to convert us to a religion so new, it only exists in the distant future! Topics discussed include: night school in the morning, working blue, how to say everything disturbingly, gas station bookstore, the stinky book, mining without the craft, can crusher noise pollution, the Church of Awesome People, Boptg and Bob, The Rock “Jesus” Johnson, Fasho Geurrero the Money Makin’ Meter Man, teeth in your butthole, Doom doom, salty root beer, Swedish Chef gender assignment, sweet forehead abs, homunculus heaven, gold dust vs Gold Dust, and Iron Sheik The Baptist The Comet.

We're back with a diamond medal award-winning episode! Tonight on the show we take you through a little guided meditation, then olympic fever takes Up Late by storm. Topics discussed include: hotdogs and asses, King Tut penis hugs, baby duck man suit, snail murder most foul, sasquatch adoption, laundry perjury, threatening messages from dolphins, deleting is a kind of editing, not a fan of beef, the brown medal, Oliver's review of the Smurfs movie, the bum's rush event, cat fart, computer explosion contest, cheating strategies, and futbol vs. superball. (Also, a quick bit of news: in case you noticed, yes we did miss a week. And now this is us announcing that at least for the time being, we're switching to an every-other-week show schedule. Oliver just started 3rd grade this week and we've both been so busy we have to focus on non-goof related work. WE LOVE YOU!)

Tonight on the show we discuss some current events from the world of politics and entertainment then sit down for an interview with Bernard Johns from Salem Massachusets to talk about his amazing business “Witchbusters”. Topics discussed include: Live if we’re good enough, smacked in the wiener, just a puppy eating marshmellows, saving a lizard from a volcano, New York New York New York, the Kid’s Choice Award to the city, JoJo Bonvoyage, cylinder dogs, impossibly big noses, this stupid maniac fight, Peach Dragon, closet cauldron, human soul garbage, 100th cousins, lizard spell, and goin’ waterboarding. Don’t forget to rate and review us on iTunes, and visit www.patreon.com/uplatewitholiver to check out our sponsorship rewards!

Join the boys for a special "No Rules, Just Right" celebration of our southern hemisphere fanbase! That's right folks; head on down to the bottle-o and fill that esky chockers because we're getting deep into Australian culture, fair dinkum. Topics discussed include: Nathan P. Wallaby, that crocodile's got a knife, oi noi, Ollie Ollie Ollie, mouth sounds, F.0., probably presenting the world's hardest biscuits, Weet Bix Hay Bricks, non-Australian toast, going hard on Tim Tams, one bite ant, a culture of prison food, sippin' lizards, koala Tim Tam Cram, kangaroo cereal pouch, glaring omissions in the Sonic the Hedgehog erotic fan art scene, wait that's beavers, clockwise flushing, Ladies And Gentlemen, going to bed sauce, and the worst snack mashup.

The second half of our recap of our favorite moments thus far, including never-before-released material from the cutting room floor! Plus we're still talking about our pledge drive, but we promise it's not obnoxious. Next Monday we're back with a brand new adventure, but in the meantime head on over to www.patreon.com/uplatewitholiver

We're taking a break from the normal show format to celebrate some of the greatest moments from our show so far! Join us as we relive the highlights from our first five episodes, reflect on how far we've come and what new cuss words we've learned. We're also taking this opportunity to debase ourselves by groveling for money like those nerds on public radio! Up Late With Oliver will always (ALWAYS) be a free show, but if you're one of those suckers who's willing to pay for a free thing, you can sponsor our show for real! Just go to https://www.patreon.com/uplatewitholiver to check out our member rewards!

Once again the boys are here to delight audiences worldwide with their thrilling and exciting adventures! Oliver talks a little about visiting church and what the music there is like, and then we sit down with a special guest whose story is almost too incredible to believe! Topics discussed include: Oliver's new hobby, treasure church, bowling ball manufacturing, the war betwixt the Georgias, toucan name demographics, four Rebeccas, a little pecking beak, a sewer chomping accident, Pootie Tong from the village of Kong, Roy Biv, robber for a day, getting crazy with pizza, a good guy, a script, Senior Toucan, loose basement money, News and Reviews, and all that other junk.