After last week's debauchery, we take the show to church (not literally, don't worry. Hozier style.) The guys discuss being raised Christian, Bobby Jindal's reptilian nature, a Minecraft simulation of Jesus' early years, Masonic and other conspiracies, and how amazing it would be to longboard with the Pope and the Dalai Lama, among loads of other things. We're on them.

It's democracy time, punks. Coming fresh from a Bernie Sanders town hall meeting, we discuss the absurdity of the upcoming presidential primaries, why Ted Cruz's campaign means George is running for president one day, and other such political statements. Also, we talk about drones, weaponized drones, the inevitability of sex toy drones, drones forever, all hail the dildrones.

Art episode! The guys discuss why art is useless and therefore important, the duality of good and evil, the Backstreet Men, Mexican beer, how Satanic is "too Satanic", and just... we're on so many things, guys. We also include some of our own music, poetry, and AN UNRELEASED RAP SONG. Check it.

Hoo boy. This one is a doozy. TOPICS: gay confederates, genetically engineered babies with feathers and crab claws, the impact of hashtags on society, Nazis, Grexit... I... I mean, it really just keeps going. This is our weirdest episode yet. Just come along for the ride.

This week, the guys talk about junior prom, frightening alien noises from the sky, all things doomsday prepping, and much more!

Music episode! This time, Donny & George talk about anachronistic subcultures, their personal musical journeys, the lack of subtlety in pop music, musical snobbery, and more!

In this episode, Donny & George discuss mainstream Libertarianism, public sex and its punishment, chasing gazelles to death, personal responsibility, and many other things!

In this episode, Donny & George discuss why steroids are the best, alien lasers raining destruction on suburban America, drone strikes on illiterate tribes, the folly and truth of anthropocentric thought, and much more!

Donny & George discuss how a simulation of Ronald McDonald eating leaves is the one true path to creating Artificial Intelligence (or something like that).