One Batch, Two Batch

One batch, two batch. Penny and Dime. Coming to you this week from the Tiny Trash Community, our hosts talk Frank Castle and The Punisher season 2! And joining them on this cast is Gail's dear friend from university days - Sarah! The Murder Sister Wives (more on that later) discuss the brilliance of Marvel's casting, give several PSAs regarding healthy relationships/safe sex, and much more. We are also happy to announce that Gail is no longer alone in the bin. (MY SISTERSSSSSS! - G)

Come one, Come all! Enter the world of sadness and heartbreak this week as Gail and Maria talk about their list of Marvel characters who deserved better. The host discuss how Loki could have had it all if Odin was a better father (*sips tea* - M). Maria nearly cries as she fell down a rabbit hole about Laura Kinney a.k.a X-23 and wants to do nothing but protect her. Thanks, Gail...(*Screams from Utah* YOU'RE WELCOME! - G). Obviously, it wouldn't be an episode if they didn't cry 50 Shades of Bucky. And if, by any chance, your name is Ben and you're in the Marvel Universe...They're pouring one out for you already.

*INSERT OBNOXIOUS AIRHORNS* NEW SEGMENT ALERT! Welcome to Wiki Wednesdays, little wabbits! Guess that makes our hosts Alice because boy did they fall down a wikihole! This Wiki Wednesday’s segment is... Urban Legends/Creepypastas! Gail and Maria share stories from their respective cultures and we’re scared!!!

CHEEHOOOOOO!!! Aurite aurite aurite. First of all, a very big ho'omaika'i iä* Jason Momoa! In the time between our hosts recording this episode back in 2018 and now, Aquaman joined the Billion Dollar Club! And rightfully so! This episode is chock full of laughs about people of the internet, unintentional Disney references, and Gail and Maria's favorite... WILLEM DAFOE! 

 

Disclaimer 1: Headphone users, try not to have the volume way up in the first few minutes. Don't say we didn't warn you. Disclaimer 2: This is a spoiler-cast. So if you haven't seen Aquaman yet... 1) why, 2) what are you doing, 3) go see it, and 4) click away!

 

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Hey guys! Happy New Year! It's 2019 and our hosts are kicking it off with another episode of Man Crush Monday!!! (Cue the sessy music!) You know what they say... how you ring in the new year sets the tone for the rest of the year. So naturally Gail and Maria spent the last moments of 2018 recording this episode about *drumroll* Sebastian Stan! And guess what? It paid off. Say what?! Guess you'll have to tune in to find out exactly what that means. 

 

SoundFX from iLife

Buzzfeed Quizzes:

Is Sebastian Stan Actually Your Soulmate?

We Know If You Should Date Chris Evans or Sebastian Stan Based On Your Zodiac

Were You Destined To Date Tom Holland or Sebastian Stan?

Have you ever basked in the light of vengeance from a character’s demise? Well. Then this is the episode for you. Karma’s a boss ass bitch and she has been putting in overtime to Maria and Gail’s delight. Sit back, grab some snacks (preferably not made by Willy Wonka or Olenna Tyrell), and have a laugh as they go through some of their favorite karma moments in pop culture.

WE HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON OUR SIDE!!!

 

This week, the ladies are joined by a very special guest

Alexa, play Mad World by Gary Jules.

Surprise, guys! Welcome to the cast’s first Man Crush Monday! (Cue the sessy music!) In our inaugural episode, our hosts talk about the Cap himself, Chris Evans! What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man. (Insert heart eyes) Gail and Maria reminisce their first time laying eyes on the goofball and the moment they fell in love with him.

This week, our hosts think of all the possibilities about what can be brought to life as Disney announced an upcoming Loki series! But most importantly, it's the Mayans Season Finale. The hosts had a very interesting moment on their Twitter page and also deal with disappointment and betrayal as the mystery of the Reyes murder is revealed. While Angel tugged on their heart strings this episode (great work, Clayton.), He still manages to be a baboso (they still love him though.). As this is all going down, Maria rejoices as her least favorite person gets a stern talking to. We'd also like to dedicate this episode to Kevin Jimenez. You're no longer a Pinche Kevin, this one's for you, homie.