One Batch, Two Batch

This week, the Blizzcon gods blessed the world by unveiling a new addition to Overwatch, leading Maria to make cowboy jokes and terrible puns. It'a Gail's fault tbh 100% Gail's fault. (I'm not sorry. - G). With all the new revelations, in combination with Gail's findings on serpent symbolism, our hostesses with the mostestes blame Lincoln Potter for everything. Shame on him. Shame on his family. Shame on his cow. And their ire does not stop with that obsessive Assistant US Attorney. Oh no, Somehow they manage to direct some fury towards their favorite baboso, Angel.

Happy Halloween everyone! On this spoo-oo-ooky episode, our hosts cover a multitude of topics. First at bat is Netflix and the wonderful premieres we got this October. Maria yells about Wilson Bethel and how he’s the best person she’s ever hated, while Gail throws her whole self into the bin because she’s fallen down the Benjamin Poindexter tumblr hole. (Please join her. She needs friends.) Furthermore, our hosts reminisce about the moments leading up to their love for horror (LOL, they're still wimps). It wasn’t the best of starts for either host, but they somehow made it to the other side. And speaking of the other side, Maria and Gail have storytime about their personal brushes with the paranormal. Music by:Royalty-free spooky sounds from Purple Planet Music and Sound FX from Apple iLife

This week, our hosts briefly touch on their love for comic!Hawkeye and how Jeremy Renner deserves better Hawkeye material in the MCU before diving into their recap of Mayans. For once, Maria is at a loss for words on what's to come, which is surprising. But we mostly think it's because Angel was shirtless for more than 30 seconds. (Do we blame her though?) Gail, on the other hand, gives a rather interesting character analysis on the man we know as Lincoln Potter and explores theories on what's to come.

This week: Maria gathered the courage to watch Halloween over the weekend. Verdict? She’s still a punk. Meanwhile, Gail had the honor of Googling the significance of roaches. Rumor has it to this day Google still gives her Orkin ads. Besides facing fears, our hosts reevaluate membership to Los Tres Pinches and how Coco and Leti got them in their feels.

This week, Maria enthusiastically raves about Rooster Teeth's upcoming series: gen:LOCK. Gail earns a new nickname of Kirby all thanks to the new sheriff in town, who neither of the hosts seem to happy about. In other news, Angel is too trusting, emotions suck the life out of everyone and...MY BAD.

Who's a goo boy? Venom is a Goo Boy! Join our hosts on this special episode as they discuss the Venom movie. They talk about many things like science-y evil dudebros always wear turtlenecks and why Maria blocks most of Spider-Man 3 from her memory...would you blame her?

Some help is going on please? Someone call 9-1-1. Maria is sweating... all because of Angel’s underpants. And for the first time ever, Gail hits a wall in Google. Say it isn’t so! But more on this episode, our hosts talk street smarts and family chats about putas over pupusas and how we enjoy how the Reyes brothers can't stay mad at each other...for long.

Maria may be down with the “snickness” but nothing will stop her from doing this podcast or enjoying her time overseas in the UK. Though, Gail’s puns don’t help any. There are many feels this episode as our hosts discuss the events of the latest episode of Mayans. Mostly angst and rage - enough to put their emo high school selves to shame.

Maria and Gail talk the lastest episode of Mayans on FX. From Trojan horses to why Gail most likely landed herself on some FBI watch list...Thanks, K. Sutter.

Maria is joined by her friend, Ryan Boyd! They talk about the importance of music in films, talking about rap music dedicated to Horror is the single best thing in the world and how Danny Elfman ruined Maria's childhood, come join us for a possession. Follow Ryan. Listen to and follow Rank and Vile.