One Man Murder Maze

A dairy under seige! A kind-of-useless old dwarf! A trap of unlimited expletives! And a desperate plan to hop dimensions and drive a tractor to victory! Horkhauser... ASSEMBLE!

The cow is overrun with battling Bonks, the "Security Room" just makes you feel comforted, and Horkhauser's only ally is a grouchy dwarf as the giant dairy marches slowly to its own destruction. This all makes, right?

Having been captured by the Bonks, Horkhauser now has to-- WTF?! GIANT SPIDER!! SWEET HOLY MOTHER OF FUGNUGGETS A SERIOUSLY SCARY GIANT F*CKING SPIDER!!!

Lost in a wasteland of trash and spiders, Horkauser finds... Does it matter? Seriously, a wasteland of trash and spiders is awesome! What more do you need?

It's season 2 and the Great Cow Chase begins when Horkhauser is hijacked by a mysterious figure from his mysterious past* with a mysterious mission involving a mysteriously teleporting cow.

*Horkhauser's past is not actually mysterious.

The season finale! Horkhauser has one last-ditch chance to beat Busbi Burbi and restore the plate to its rightful place. He'll just need a tractor...

After a riddle match with a tentacled eyeball, Horkhauser finds himself in the nerve center of the villainous Busbi Burbi -- a tacky restaurant with live entertainment.

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In the wee hours before his long rest, Horkhauser thinks he's found a way to stop his horsey curse forever, but the answer lies on the other side of a tiny, tiny door...

With the tsunami bearing down on them, Grimtankerous throws Horkhauser in a rowboat with instructions to point toward the shore and start rowing!

Now Horkhauser has partnered with Grimtankerous, and they're off to sea on his mysterious ship, but when demons rise from the sea and-- Wait, is this too spoilery? Forget we said anything.