Having been captured by the Bonks, Horkhauser now has to-- WTF?!  GIANT SPIDER!!  SWEET HOLY MOTHER OF FUGNUGGETS A SERIOUSLY SCARY GIANT F*CKING SPIDER!!!  

Lost in a wasteland of trash and spiders, Horkauser finds... Does it matter?  Seriously, a wasteland of trash and spiders is awesome!  What more do you need?

It's season 2 and the Great Cow Chase begins when Horkhauser is hijacked by a mysterious figure from his mysterious past* with a mysterious mission involving a mysteriously teleporting cow.

*Horkhauser's past is not actually mysterious.

The season finale!  Horkhauser has one last-ditch chance to beat Busbi Burbi and restore the plate to its rightful place.  He'll just need a tractor...

After a riddle match with a tentacled eyeball, Horkhauser finds himself in the nerve center of the villainous Busbi Burbi -- a tacky restaurant with live entertainment.

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In the wee hours before his long rest, Horkhauser thinks he's found a way to stop his horsey curse forever, but the answer lies on the other side of a tiny, tiny door...

With the tsunami bearing down on them, Grimtankerous throws Horkhauser in a rowboat with instructions to point toward the shore and start rowing!  

Now Horkhauser has partnered with Grimtankerous, and they're off to sea on his mysterious ship, but when demons rise from the sea and-- Wait, is this too spoilery?  Forget we said anything.

In the secret caves below the woods, Horkhauser seems to have found Grimtankerous.  Or part of him, anyway.  The only thing standing between him and success is a giant screaming mound of flesh.

Horkhauser seems to have escaped from the town of cowards, but now he faces a dangerous, action-packed journey through a dark forest where monsters and insects are locked in deadly, sportsman-like conflict.