Still trapped in the town of cowards, Horkhauser must negotiate with Cliver Flear -- the ham wizard and author of terrible novels -- to find the secret to escaping.

After escaping a strange one-eyed monster in the jungle, Horkhauser finds himself trapped in a town populated entirely by cowards, and his only hope is the secretive wizard inside the ham mill.

Horkhauser seems closer than ever to reaching the fabled Restaurant, but now he must contend with a pair of hungry Jabberwockies.  And what is this mysterious message from the past? 

Horkhauser takes a ride on a magical eyeball, and wonders if he's stuck in someone else's dream.

Has Horkhauser really reached the maze?  After a dangerous journey through a land of mushroom men, our surly reverse-burglar has to talk his way past an explosive-happy mock griffin to gain entry.  But will he take a ladder to happiness... or sadness?

Surly Reverse-Burglar Horkauser's journey to the Maze continues!  But can he face down an angry furniture-wielding mob with a Wand of Too Many Pigs?

The Surly Legend Begins!  Indentured servant and "reverse burglar" Horkhauser is sent on an epic quest to return a plate to the restaurant inside a lost museum.  But first he will have to face... THE RAIN OF CHAIRS!