One Weekend, Two Races, Three Hosts

Welcome to Everyone Racers – Episode 416,, low-dollar racing chaos, and exactly the kind of episode amateur racers live for. In this crazy unimog a weird-ass truck thing episode 416, Tim manifests 2 ’Black Flag Alls,’ and has many cases of wine, Mental learns which marital aids go in butts at dinner, Chris talks too much and puts a trailer hitch on a lawn mower, and Chrissy got to be warm at the Road Atlanta race and still smells like garlic.  Really, we talk all about the races this past weekend at Atlanta and Sonoma.  

If you love budget endurance racing, home-built race cars, questionable mechanical decisions, and laughing so hard it feels like a core workout, this episode is for you.

In this show, the crew dives into:

• A bizarre armored Mercedes / Unimog truck rabbit hole that somehow makes the Cybertruck look elegant
  

• Real-world 24 Hours of Lemons and amateur endurance racing stories from Sonoma, Atlanta, and beyond
  

• What actually goes on during race weekend load-in, paddock chaos, and judging
  

• Garage projects ranging from lawn tractors with trailer hitches to resurrecting old race cars
  

• Racing news you didn’t know you cared about — and jokes you definitely shouldn’t repeat at tech inspection
  

This podcast is built for: 🏁 Amateur race car drivers 🔧 Mechanics and garage builders 🚗 Automotive enthusiasts and car nerds 😂 Comedy fans who like their humor greasy and slightly unhinged

Whether you run Lemons, Lucky Dog, ChampCar, SCCA, NASA, or you’re still wrenching toward your first race, you’ll feel right at home here. We don’t care what you drive — as long as you built it yourself and drive it hard.

Expect:

• Real talk from racers who’ve been there
  

• Dumb ideas that somehow work
  

• Smart ideas that definitely save you money
  

• Zero influencer nonsense
  

👉 Subscribe if you want more low-budget racing tech, race stories, paddock BS, and automotive comedy every week. 👉 Drop a comment with the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen at the track — we read them all.

Everyone report to the paddock. This… is Everyone Racers.

VIR is now owned by the Track Owner (Hallaluguah!) (Stephen Edelstein @ the Drive) https://www.thedrive.com/news/vir-operator-now-owns-the-land-the-track-sits-on-keeping-developers-at-bay

Lady Gives Birth in back of a Waymo Robotaxi (Justin Hughs @Jalopnik)

https://www.jalopnik.com/2049758/woman-baby-waymo-robotaxi/

“Grandma got runover by a Brightline” float at Xtmas Parade. (Ryan Eric King @ Jalopnik) 

https://www.jalopnik.com/2049668/small-town-christmas-parade-brightline-train/

Cheap Engineless RX-7 on Racing Junk

https://www.racingjunk.com/24-hours-of-lemons-cars-and-equipment-for-sale/184760508/mazda-rx7-fc-.html?category_id=4520&np_offset=0#2

Michael K’s recommended cheap impact wrench https://www.walmart.com/ip/Hyper-Tough-20V-Max-Brushless-1-2-inch-Mid-Torque-Cordless-Impact-Wrench-with-4-0Ah-Lithium-Ion-Battery-and-Charger/5589903045?classType=REGULAR&adsRedirect=true

2026 Lemons Rally Schedule

https://24hoursoflemons.com/lemons-rally/ 

Save PittRace

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BgoHsyZ3i/ 

Weaber Valley Speedway on Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/Weabersvalleyspeedway2 

Play Cardle!

Playcardle.com 

Chris Blizzard Lighting Guide

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W0Wk6fGSO2G7y3fDUMeBcsJ58XCZF6w0E77wXuqNrV8/mobilebasic?fbclid=IwY2xjawKaAtVleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFjTmRidmN2bWFreVpWTVJMAR4qfvXupatPN52a6j2I2NhnvvfyNGFdmVcIZs37A3fWaYkKm-is8vJxOedoWw_aem_U2NDwxufdWEd0Pn-9DU3Hw

Mental’s Porsche 912 - https://youtu.be/_AEg7U4mWgI?feature=shared  

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Everyone Racers is the weekly podcast for low-dollar racing, and every automotive enthusiast who knows the paddock is the best part of the weekend. Hosted by Chris, Chrissy, Tim and Mental, we mix racing knowledge with bad decisions, comedy, and real-world wrenching.