Oops All Monsters

Hess brings the 1989 underwater flop starring Peter Weller and Stan's Winston's worst #fishmonsterman hangover, and Gavin discusses whether the devout Pennsylvania family in Signs are really battling a menace from outer space, or their own inner demons. 

Also an introduction to describing Benicio Del Toro

In preparation for the upcoming reimagining of the 1992 horror classic, Hess slices up what's most terrifying about Chicago's surliest bee-keeper, and Gavin disorients us with the exhaustive menagerie of surly monsters, aliens and robots that harass Adult Swim's absurd junk food heroes. 

Hess details the oddly complex origins of these #MysticalLizards from Heroquest & Games Workshop, and Gavin pounces into our hit-box like a blind, radioactive T-Rex with Fallout's most menacing man-munching monsters; the Deathclaw. 

Hess explains the literary origins of these classic DnD Underdark cannibals, and Gavin dives deep into his hatred of fish (or something like that).  Also - Darryl Hannah. 

In the sequel, Hess brings in Baltimorean mutant serial killer Eugene Tooms from the X-Files Season 1, and Gavin delves into the nightmarish implications of John's drowned ocean zombies - their leper gold - and everyone is glad this episode has cleavage. 

In our very first episode, Hess discusses director Larry Cohen's fluffy white attack on 80s consumerism, and Gavin discusses the lowest ranked demon of them all, and how imps are really the interns of the netherworld. 

Contains: horror, film, HORR FILM!, gaming, literature, cryptids, 

TheStuff, Garrett Morris, Danny Aiello, 28 Days Later, The Real Ghostbusters, Magic The Gathering, Doom, 

It's the trailer for show!   So people know what we sound like, and that we make jokes.  You know, jokes, those things you made before your hope died.