Oops All Monsters

What happens when you take Marty McFly, Gomez Adams, Cujo's Mom, and the FX house that would later bring you Lord of the Rings and shake liberally? 

TOO MANY CONFUSING SIGHT GAGS!  Or EXACTLY the right amount of digital sight gags, if Gavin is to be listened to. 

CONTENT WARNINGS: 

Jake Busey

Post-Mortem Sterotypes

Pharoah-f*cking

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The thrilling conclusion to our head to head bracket!! The conclusion to the ultimate monster battle 24 weeks in the making, we resolve who will rain supreme in season one between: 

The Stuff from The Stuff!

Mermaids from...fiction!

Trap-Jaw from Master of the Universe!

The Deathclaw from Fallout!

Place your bets and strap in.  

QUALITY WARNING: This episode was recorded during a brief quality issue we had for a couple early episode and some of the tracks are just really junky.  If this is your first time coming to our show, please choose a different episode to start with, also this one will make zero sense.  

Please revisit episode 011 to refresh yourself on the prior brackets! 

Winston Smith. Princess Buttercup and Wesley. Vincent Price.  What do they all have in common? Torment at the razor-sharp fangs of the true citizens of London and New York City, the entrails digging varmint that could, the very real red-eyed menace, THE RAT!

film, gaming, literature have all turned their anxious eyes to the dark shadows shifting in the corner of the room to access a fear based in something real and very, very hungry.  We jump to a potpourri of topics related to rats both giant and medium edition to get a sense of WHY they just keeping popping up everywhere. 

CONTENT WARNINGS: 

Sega CD

Brad Dourif vs Stephen King

Fred Savage

TORTURE BOTH FICTIONAL AND HISTORICAL BY NONCONSENSUAL RAT

Steal a face from the television and extend your phallic assault cannons, it's time to blast our way through the delightfully voracious fuzzbeasts of the VHS era, they're not gremlins, they're not communists, THEY'RE CRITTERS!!!

CONTAINS: 

Excessive John Cena, Easter Sunday Sheriff Murder, Gratuitous Lack of Irony

note:  This episode had a brief audio issue - FIXED!

Rip your jeans into cutoffs and plug your private parts into the wall socket, because it's time to bite our way out of Brazil, Dear Readers! STREET FIGHTER'S og monstrosity, the chlorophyll-colored Capoeira conundrum, somehow also just a guy-named-Jimmy, he's mean, he's green, he's BLANKA!!!!!!

(insert shout-barking noise & electrical discharge effect)

CONTENT WARNINGS:

actual references to CAPCOM's racist concept art

Jean Claude Van Damme

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This episode is tiny, just like The Knight! 

HOLLOW KNIGHT - One of 2017's top rated games of any genre, is an immersive, mind-bending dive into a cute-yet-terrifying underground world of bugs, grubs, spirits and supernatural warfare waged with broken nails. 

We discuss the world of Hollow Knight, our own observations about its style and gameplay, and perhaps its most iconic Boss Monster - NOSK!

Music Producer Alex Moukala reacts to the Soundtrack

Oops All Monsters Stuff

I'm So Sorry...Neckst Up by Daddy Long Neck and Wide Neck

CONTENT WARNING:

Dungeons

Dragons

Aubrey Plaza

Gary Gygax

Fire up your Dick Millers, and lubricate your space slugs, it's time for the thrilling conclusion to 2022's kickstart - NIGHT OF THE CREEPS. 

Also:  Aubrey Plaza is a hot lady goblin. 

Fred Dekker, Tom Atkins, Zombie Space Slugs, Horror, Comedy, Badassery

"It's Miller Time!"   

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Load your 12 gauges and Aquanet your hair, because these drunk slugs are here to fuck. 

We explore what MIGHT be Hess's FAVORITE horror flick.  Perhaps the ultimate smart-movie-disguised-as-a-dumb-movie, it's got zombies, it's got exploding heads filled with slugs, it's got Tom-fucking-Atkins, it's got fascists tripping cripples, it's got a suicidal Detective who says "THRILL ME" way more than is reasonable.  Joe Bobs says check it out!

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Bill Murray kicks your emotional teeth in in 1988's carousel of Christmas-time cheer, chain-clinking ghosts, and class-warfare, it's SCROOGED. 

Visited by four ghosts, each more disorienting than the next, Murray portrays misunderstood job creator Frank Cross, who attempts to inject some work ethic into the cowardly social justice warriors all around him, until he is brainwashed by a punk rock demon, a jewish faerie, and corporate media itself into believing that helping others has validity, and is not an egregious front to everything Ayn Rand stood for.

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