Guest host Whitney Teubner joins Tess to get to the bottom of a very mysterious and political week on the Gram. A recreational salsa dancing session has Britney showing her face for the first time in a while, and Whit and Tess wonder why Britney feels the need to emphasize that her dancer is a gentleman. 

An innocent, albeit bizarre post from Britney about the joys of pineapple juice and...um...eyes over babies in Paris turns out to be an accidental f-you to the Parisian mayor.

 

And we all wonder what exactly B meant when she posted a meme about scaring people. 

Also...Britney. Went. Tanning. And did B get a nose job?? Or are we simply looking at an influx in contouring? 

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