A lot of bro science in this episode.  The boys talk everything from Warren Beaty's illustrious career, sports anecdotes, &  the realities of life in the Amazon warehouse.  The episode is capped off with Operation Blessing - ran by a real cool guy, Pat "Blood Diamond" Robertson.  

On our worst episode to date, one of the boys starts a fire while experiencing fine Asian dining.  An east coast tour is taken, with a trip to New York & Philadephia, America's finest city.

Join the boys on a trip to the past & discover stories you never learned in History class.  But first, our obessesion with our favorite tunnel guy continues.  

The boys venture deep into the art of deception, spycraft, & asset protection at shitty jobs.  Dangerous chimps are exposed & we receive an intelligence briefing on America's top weapon against the Russian menance (TOP SECRET - FOR YOUR EYES ONLY).  The episode wraps up with another dose of reading from Rick's manifesto.  

The boys riff on Bob Dylan, rappers playing cops on tv, & the newest trend in fine dining.   An emotional moment occurs when one of the boys is cucked by the Pretzel King.  The episode ends when a simple country lawyer reveals a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top.  

The boys swap personal stories about baseball bat road rage, Latin scammers, & the hard sell at the Men's Wearhouse.  

The boys explore Hugh Jackman's take on one of America's greatest con artists - a lot was left to be desired.  We round out the episode with a reading series.

The boys begin the episode reminiscing about a real OG pimp, Jabba the Hutt.  Our obsession with the real life Tony Stark continues, and we discuss progressive work policies.  Our favorite pizza impresario makes an appearance as well as a boozing NFL general manager.  A librarian strikes back against a thief & the patrons of a local farmers market are annoyed by a t-shirt.  The highlight of the episode is our praise for the tactical operator marmots of the Resistance.  

The first episode of this terrible podcast begins with the boys discussing Elon Musk & his wonderful underground world.  We learn about the dangers of seedy motels and dig a little into the history of violence with canes.  The highlight of the episode is when we read a truly incredible article.

We improved the audio greatly after this episode 1 so bear with us.

Article mentioned during motel talk:

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/04/11/gay-talese-the-voyeurs-motel