Opie Funny AF

Buckle up for a wild ride on "Opie Funny AF" with Tony Robbins, Carl Ruiz, Vic Henley, and Sherrod Small! This episode is packed with fast-moving comedy clips diving into Tony’s massive noggin, Biggie Smalls, the Underground Railroad, Warren Buffet’s cheapskate vibes, and the absurdity of expensive watches. From ice-cold plunges to Tony only vibing with billionaires, the crew roasts Trump, poison darts, and the struggle to prove you’re a billionaire. Opie laments missing the SiriusXM stock boat, Carl dreams of hiring ninjas, and the gang gets real about moms who didn’t motivate like Tony’s. Plus, Carl’s take on Cuban success, his dad’s “head sweeper” legacy, English muffin crumbs, and the ridiculousness of racism. Non-stop laughs guaranteed!

Relive comedy legend Patrice O'Neal at his best on the Opie and Anthony Show in this hilarious compilation! Watch Patrice get roasted by Jim Norton, Rich Vos, and Bobby Kelly for his pimp-style velvet coat and hat, with Bobby’s “barbecue sauce” jab stealing the show. Then, Patrice delivers a gut-busting take on Wesley Snipes’ tax troubles and imagined prison life, mocking his straight-to-DVD flops like The Detonator. Finally, Patrice tears into Sci-Fi Channel’s cheesy movies, riffing on Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus and inventing parody titles like Alien Boat and Time Car. This classic radio chaos is a must-watch for fans of raw, unfiltered comedy! Subscribe for more Patrice O'Neal gems.

Buckle up for a gut-busting episode of Opie Funny AF! Opie unleashes his inner foodie, tormenting his pal, Food Network icon Carl Ruiz, with his wild (and wildly questionable) culinary hot takes—driving Carl to the brink of a spice-fueled meltdown! Joined by comedian Sherrod Small, who’s slinging zingers faster than a short-order cook, and fan-favorite Erock, this episode is a chaotic feast of laughs, food fights, and pure madness. You’ll be hungry for more—and maybe a side of antacids!

Buckle up for a chaotic ride with Opie and comedy heavyweights like Carl Ruiz, Chris Distefano, Theo Von, Pete Davidson, and more! This episode dives into absurd tales and gut-busting riffs on Sussudio, Bon Jovi, creepy NYC, depression, SpaceX, peanut butter and jelly potato chips, and Nicholas Cage as Superman. From teaching toilets a lesson to naked Shaq and a legless Superman jab, it’s unhinged comedy gold. Tune in for laughs and pure madness!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Buckle up for a wild ride with Opie and a star-studded lineup including Carl Ruiz, Craig Gass, Waka Flocka, Mark Normand, Artie Lange, Louis CK, and more! This episode of Comedy Quick Hits dives into hilarious rants on Girl Scout cookie-flavored weed, overrated ribs, sushi that’s still wiggling, and why Chinese people “don’t laugh.” From betting on Duke to teaching the toilet who’s boss, no topic is off-limits—whether it’s smoothie guilt, Trump as your coworker, or why dinosaurs can F off. Laugh till you cry (no crying in comedy!) with bits on bathroom humor, M&Ms in the bedroom, and Katy Perry blasting into space. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get ready for a wild ride on this episode of Comedy Quick Hits with Opie! Punk icon Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols joins comedians Vic Henley, Sherrod Small, and Carl Ruiz for a hilarious mix of raw stories and unfiltered laughs. From the gritty origins of punk and spitting fans to bizarre tax scams and peeping Tom confessions, this episode is packed with outrageous anecdotes. Hear Steve dish on stealing from David Bowie, meeting a drunk Pete Townshend, and the chaos of the Sex Pistols. Plus, the crew dives into Central Park adventures, bar fights, and a fishy controversy. It’s comedy, punk, and pure mayhem! #ComedyPodcast #SexPistols #SteveJones #StandUpComedy #PunkRockSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Buckle up for a wild ride on Comedy Quick Hits with Opie! This episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity featuring Theo Von’s hilarious rants, Danny McBride’s outrageous stories, and Dave Navarro’s epic tale of being stuck in an elevator for over an hour. Joined by Carl Ruiz, Vic Henley, Sherrod Small, Chris D’Elia, and Matt Pinfield, the crew dives into everything from Kobe Bryant’s final game to Steve Miller’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame drama. Expect unfiltered humor, bizarre tangents, and a touch of chaos as these comedy heavyweights bring the heat. Don’t miss the funniest podcast episode you’ll hear all week! Subscribe now and join the madness. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get ready for non-stop laughs on this episode of Comedy Quick Hits with Opie! We’re diving into the archives of the Opie Radio podcast with an unforgettable crew: the dearly missed Carl Ruiz, Vic Henley, and Sherrod Small. From Opie and Carl’s hotdog-fueled NYC street adventures to wild dating stories, a female caller crushing on Sherrod, and Carl’s epic date recap, this episode is packed with comedy gold. Expect riffs on turkey vultures, Civil War cannons, bad tattoos, and even a salute to breastfeeding moms—plus a whole lot more. It’s unfiltered, outrageous, and guaranteed to leave you grinning!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Buckle up for a laugh-packed episode of Comedy Quick Hits with Opie! This time, we’ve got side-splitting moments from the Opie Radio podcast featuring an all-star lineup: Pete Davidson, Theo Von, Nick Diaz, Carl Ruiz, Matt Farrah (The Smoking Tire), Jamey Jasta (Hatebreed), Jackie The Jokeman (Howard Stern Show), Kristen Bell, and Ron the Waiter. From stolen identities and nightmare wives to dad jokes, sobriety struggles, and a mind-blowing elevator ride with Asians, this episode’s got it all—plus Trump’s reading woes, dating app disasters, and a clever underwear-hiding trick. Heaven, hell, and jump ropes collide in this hilarious, unfiltered comedy free-for-all!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get ready for a wild ride with Opie as he brings you the funniest moments from the Opie Radio podcast! This episode is packed with quick, gut-busting clips featuring Food Network legend Carl Ruiz, comedian Theo Von, Hatebreed’s Jamey Jasta, and radio icon Mike Calta. From dating older women and cashing in on your poop to barking dogs, rogue hair, and the Naked Cowboy, no topic is off-limits. Tune in for hilarious takes on global warming, karma, second families, bad marriages, and more—guaranteed to leave you laughing!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.