Why Old Jewish Ballsacks Are the Ultimate Fountain of Youth! 

Ron Ron celebrates his birthday swimming naked at NYC’s most exclusive JCC, surrounded by saggy octogenarian nutsacks, immaculate circumcisions, and widowed grandmas eyeing him like chocolate gelt. What starts as a hilarious locker-room horror show turns into a wild ride through Jewish health-club security, mushroom bars, Epstein’s bombshell emails, and the real reason politicians disappear. Hit play for raw, unfiltered FU Friday chaos—you’ll laugh so hard your balls will tighten (or sag… depending on your age). Thanks to Ron the Waiter and Tony P for the laughs!

Opie joined at Gebhards with Matt and comedianTony P.  Matt involved in 2 car accidents within 60 minutes in NYC! Also, congestion pricing fixes nothing. Ron's rat-bite lies, Paul Simon "family" gifts, and Kathy Hochul is not HOT. AI mistakes Doritos for guns, glue for pizza sauce—tech's still a malakia. Catch the raw bar banter, nipple-ring confessions, and why chicken thighs beat breasts every time—hit play for unfiltered laughs and real-talk survival tips.

Opie and Ron the Waiter swap gut-busting tales of Harlem gentrification, flooded basements, and a first-night foodie fail that landed at Kennedy Fried Chicken—hilarious proof locals troll outsiders. Dive into raw rants on gut health ruining moods, AI crushing jobs, and why Howard Stern's dead air screams retirement. They torch Kid Rock's NYC boycott as pussy moves while exposing celebrity fame whys that baffle everyone. Plus, alien tech theories and ET drop-ins in 2027 spark mind-bending debates on humanity's exotic vibe. Tune in for unfiltered NYC chaos that'll leave you laughing and rethinking late-night stew—hit play now!

Opie kicks off Veterans Day 500 ft above NYC with Ron the Waiter (who shows up late because he was on “shit #2”). We go DEEP on China’s new public-toilet system — scan QR code → watch ad → get exactly SIX squares of TP (repeat as needed). Opie declares it’s absolutely coming to America. Then we spiral into Shane Gillis bombing on Manningcast, how insane it is that Shane even got INTO West Point, Ron’s Mossad cousin nobody is allowed to talk about, Opie's possible-CIA West Point buddy who ghosted with all his clothes still in our closet, and finally the full Aunt Bea saga: the evil Polish witch-grandma who sued Opie's broke mother, had a backyard that literally only had clouds over it, and got left on her deathbed with “I’ll be in the car.” Plus: an incredible AI-animated Opie & Anthony Christmas special trailer drops, We somehow end up in Belle Harbor, Queens. Easily the most unhinged Opie Radio podcast yet. Happy Veterans Day — thank you for your service (and for letting us rant about this dumb shit).

Opie kicks off the live stream with a hilarious throwback clip of the insane T-bone car crash with Brother Wease in Rochester—airbags exploding, groceries flying, broken nose, black eyes, and still hitting the road to Canada for lunch and beers! Back in NYC, Opie vents about his son getting crushed by the flu right after the flu shot, sideways waves ruining surf-casting dreams, and a monsoon forcing the family back from the beach early. Plus: government shutdown ends with Democrats caving for nothing, Jimmy Kimmel’s wife cutting off Trump-supporting family, NYC living costs spiraling, and Sidney Sweeney refusing to apologize for her “jeans/genes” ad. Who Da Man? Sidney. Who ain’t? The Democrats. Push play and walk away—subscribe to Opie Radio podcast wherever you get your pods!

Anthony Cumia, Carl Ruiz, Dan Soder, Doug Benson, Sherrod Small, Stuntbrain and Tippy Tom 4/5

Anthony calls in to talk about the wild Barry Manilow rumor that Tippy Tom told us all those years ago on the Opie and Anthony Show.  Carl had a dead body in one of his storage units! Farmers markets SUCK. We also break down the amazing documentary about a wine scam, Sour Grapes.

This is a SUPERCUT of the Opie Radio podcast LIVE from Gebhards

Ever wonder what happens when Matt’s “liquid war” cancels the show and Ron saves the day with Paul Simon blood? Dive into the wildest Opie Radio moments—nerd glasses, man boobs, Atlantis DNA, and a sour beer that smells like grandma’s panties. Hit play for non-stop irreverent chaos that’ll leave you crying, cringing, and craving more unfiltered hilarity.

2+ hours of unhinged truth bombs with Opie, Ron the Waiter & first-time guest Tony P. From a mid-show dog-shit emergency to RFK Jr. sprinting from the Oval Office, nothing is off-limits.

THE RUNDOWN

• Dog drops a deuce → Tony P vanishes for cleanup
• U.S. bread, milk & Skittles banned in Europe (yoga-mat chemical, pus, titanium dioxide)
• Breakfast cereal → ADHD epidemic; Tony P: “Lucky Charms gave me B-cups”
• Chicken so fake it needs artificial chicken flavor in labs
• Hormones in poultry → girls hit puberty 5 years early
• 3D-printed burgers, Bill Gates’ lab meat banned overseas
• Oreos that survive blowtorches; McDonald’s burgers that never rot
• Farm salmon swimming in penicillin & mercury
• Epic NYC bagel orders: everything toasted, capers pressed, lox thick
• Kids can’t strike matches but 3D-print fidgets
• Tony P to Trump in Atlantic City: “Go f*ck yourself, give me my money”
• RFK Jr. bolts when guy collapses near Trump (“two uncles down, any commotion = exit”)

It's a packed house with the crew: Matt, Ron the Waiter, Tony P, Little Foot, Scott Watson (straight from up the river), killer comedian Erik Angel, and Michael G Potter crushing acoustic covers of Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here" and Neil Young's "Down by the River"! We dive into NYC's new mayor Zohran Mamdani – what can this guy actually DO to win us over? Opie's got  a few tears from watching the NYC Marathon this year. Israeli comedian Erik Angel drops by – the guy who’s got a hit show with a Muslim, an Iranian, and a Christian, proving laughter is the ultimate peace treaty. We get real about raising daughters, debate thumbs up or down on the legendary queef, and way more unfiltered chaos.You know the vibe: raw, hilarious, zero filter. Grab a beer and hit play!

Chris Distefano breaks down the infamous edibles incident with Opie at the New York Islanders game. Also in studio Doug Benson and Vic Henley 4/4