Comedians Lisa Curry and Orny Adams join Adam as they discuss impossible to open packaging, airlines prioritizing peanut over dog allergies, and public shaving. They brainstorm a way to rank all the penises in the US and the effect that would have on the country before hearing from a caller who wants to share an Urban Dictionary entry he thinks they will enjoy.

Finally, with Chris out on paternity leave, Lisa Curry fills in to report the news. They hear about Robert De Niro becoming a father again at age 79, the reveal of Ray Liotta’s cause of death, a woman getting reunited with her parents after being kidnapped 51 years ago, a proposal going viral for the wrong reasons, and the US proposing new rules for airline cancellations.

PLUGS:

See Orny Adams live:

Bellflower, CA - The Stand Up Comedy Club - Saturday

Hermosa Beach, CA - The Comedy and Magic Club - May 18th

And for more live dates, visit OrnyAdams.com

See Orny in ‘Teen Wolf: The Movie’ streaming now on Paramount +

Listen to ‘What's Wrong With Orny Adams’ wherever you find podcasts

Watch Orny’s special ‘More Than Loud’ for free on YouTube

And follow Orny on Twitter, @OrnyAdams

See Lisa Curry Live:

Austin, TX - The Velveeta Room - Friday and Saturday, August 4th and 5th

Listen to Lisa Curry’s podcast ‘Long Story Long with Lisa Curry’ Thursdays on Sirius XM or wherever you find podcasts

Visit Lisa’s website: Lisa-Curry.SquareSpace.com

Follow Lisa on Twitter, @Lisa_Curry

And on Instagram, @olympianlisacurry

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