In the ultimate comeuppance, the Celtics will meet the Heat in the Eastern Conference Finals. We discuss who we'll be cheering for, who will shame the Sixers the most, and our picks for this ECF of nightmares. We talk about the prospect of running back basically the entire 2020 roster to keep the Sixers from fucking it up worse, trading for Terry Rozier, who Ben Simmons will shoot for. and who was really worse, Jahlil Okafor or Shawn Bradley. Wow this is dark.

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