This week the group is kicking off 2022 with a bang and a bunch of missed shots in jokes and ammo in the action, comedy, heist movie, Red Notice.  Directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber and starring Dwayne Johnson, Ryan Reynolds, and Gal Gadot.  A movie that isn't afraid to try to be every other movie ever made but just not as good as the reference material.  Ultimately the film leaves the fellas wondering if Netflix hasn't actually cracked the code on putting together movies with actors just playing the same characters from other films they've been in because that's all the audience wants in the end.

This week the group take flight in the final installment of the "these are a few of our favorite things" theme for 2021 with the return of Nicolas Cage to the show and he brought one of the worst southern accents ever to grace the screen in Con Air.  A movie so spectacularly full of poor choices it was a natural fit for the show, including Cameron Poe's failure to do the math on when he last saw his wife until she told him she was pregnant and not question it after his time in prison.   Or his choice in hair style.  Also starring John Malkovich, John Cusack, Ving Rhames, Steve Buscemi, Danny Trejo, Mykelti Williamson, M.C. Gainey, Dave Chappelle, Monica Potter and Chief Miles O'Brien himself, Colm Meany.

This week the group carries on with "these are a few of our favorite things" with Sarcastro's pick 1993's action extravaganza from Director, Marco Brambilla, Demolition Man.  A movie with so many poor choices you can't believe any of it actually made for a movie people would love, but apparently so many did.  Starring Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes, Sandra Bullock, the late Glenn Shadix, Denis Leary and an uncredited cameo by Rob Schneider that everyone thought he was in the opening credits.    Also Fatty reminds everyone of the toys released for the movie that weren't at all an afterthought.

This week the group continues the theme of a "these are a few of our favorite things" with Corporals pick, 2004's, The Day After Tomorrow.  A movie where every character with a speaking role makes poor choices and will not be persuaded by science, physics or even common sense to be the least bit realistic.     Directed by Roland Emmerich and starring Dennis Quaid, Dash Mihok, Jay O. Sanders, Emmy Rossum, Sela Ward, Kenneth Walsh and Jake Gyllenhaal as the smartest kid in the only public library in New York City.   Stick around after the outro as Fatty comes up with a new system for Emmerich to come up with his next screenplay idea.

This week the group kicks off the holiday season with the theme of "these are a few of our favorite things" which are movies we will tune into any time they air on television and the first pick goes to Commando with the Sylvester Stalone and Kurt Russell buddy cop film, Tango & Cash.  A movie that was so powerful it required two directors to complete it, Andrei Konchalovsky and Albert Magnoli.  Also in the episode we welcome another member of the Porch family to the show, Fatty, who we learned was confused why Tom Hanks and his slobbering dog weren't in this.