Performed live at London's Soho Theatre, Rose and Alice end the Woke War in an armistice and visit Madame Tussauds to reconcile. Alice is trying to figure out if every Instagram DM means they want to sleep with you and how to go down on women. Rose ponders Kevin McLeod’s bone-ability in the face of his arrogance and dream-crushing tendencies. A brave audience member offers James Corden to assessment and the Joseph Pilates maybe got dirt kicked in his face as a kid or something?  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Paddle Motion (Live from London)

Rose Matafeo and Alice Snedden are three things: Female, funny and friends. This podcast is an exploration of two comedians' unlikely celebrity crushes (including Rick Moranis and Danny DeVito) and all the divergent personal stories which may explain why these gals turned out how they did. Rose's globe-trotting, TV-starring comedy chops come up against Alice's hilarious improv-honed brain and abandoned (though completed) law degree. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedy

Snedheads and Matafans rejoice - Rose and Alice have taken the stage for this one-off episode, recorded in front of the live studio audience. Luckily, in the last two years since the last episode not a whole lot has happened so it's only the important issues in this one. Liam Hemsworth's too long hair, Ellen Degeneres I-Told-You-So and The Top Celeb Couples of 2022. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2022: Live

Alice and Rose discuss the anatomy of a dinner fight about mental development for about 10 minutes followed by Rose having a moment of either self-reflection or self-doubt which Tim has decided to leave in. Then, it's essentially couples' therapy with an acknowledgment that despite all the fighting and bickering - this is the very closest to a relationship Rose has ever experienced with another person. Meanwhile Alice's co-dependent relationships abound and some light ruminations on fears about marriage.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Leave It All In

Alice and Rose get the microphones out after watching the 2016 romantic comedy 'How To Be Single'. They talk about love, life, relationships and the subliminal reinforcement of white supremacy through a lack of onscreen representation. Aussie Annie makes an unwelcome return.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Be Single

Alice bought a microwave and it may have led to a fuse blowing in the Airbnb. The discussion quickly devolves into a full examination of Rose and Alice's particular brands of anxiety. Not many laughs in this one but sometimes you have to get heavy, y'know.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice Shouldn't Live Here Anymore

Alice and Rose are back in the UK, back in a quarantine and absolutely back on form. The two plan their imaginary weddings and get into a lengthy and somewhat boring argument about open marriages. Both Alice and Rose recorded this episode lying down and Alice is currently on her period. Email bonersoftheheart@gmail.com  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Paddle Motion (Live from London)

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