In a crazy attempt to revamp the pod we hit reverse this week and did the whole thing back to front. But has our meddling created a rift in the space time continuum and left one of the PMP boys trapped in the past?!

STATE OF DISASTER: much like Queensland rugby league we hit our lowest ebb this week with a truly horrendous page from JK. But hopefully, as was the case with Avril Lavigne's titular s8er boi, better things are on the horizon

This week Riordan and Andrew almost completely ruin their respective careers. And we expose the shocking working conditions of a real life oompa loompa :O

This week on the (pound for pound) world's greatest podcast, Ron is burdened with the weight of great expectations, AI Rowling weighs in with some bold predictions, and we estimate the average weight of a potterphile's wand.

PMP EXCLUSIVE: this week in a boombastic tell all interview musician Shaggy reveals once and for all whether it ACTUALLY WAS HIM!!! Plus we deliver all the breaking NRL news you can't afford to miss

JUST WHO THE HECK IS ROBERT GALBRAITH?? The horrific truth behind this dark figure may shock and disappoint you! Meanwhile culinary goddess Julie Goodwin is cooking up something too spicy for even the masterchef kitchen...

Uh ohhhh who's been bang out of order this week on page 76? Why its Novak Djokovic, Jeff Bezos and Bob (sic) Weasley of course!

- School of Rock

- The Emperor's New Groove

- Harry Potter

Find out which two of these great works we endorse in the strongest possible terms and which one we're ambivalent about at best

Even JKs latest string of controversies couldn't keep us down this week as we bounce back with honestly one of the stupidest episodes yet. My God the PMP boys have some chutzpah!

SIMPLY THE BEST: The NRL is back baby and to celebrate we select our harry potter rugby league dream team!! Don't you want to know if we picked a goblin at fullback? Well? Don't you?!?? :D