COVID-19 is not a vibe hey... Anyway Andrew has lost his mind this week and recorded a solo pod. It's better than nothing? Maybe? Please enjoy the soothing tones of a brain well and truly unravelling before your very eyes/ears.

Stay safe out their potterfiles xx

This week harry meets a young white supremacist in the robe store (possibly buying one of those pointy kkk ghost sheets??) 🙄🙄AND we come within a whisker of a real life wizard in a public restroom!!

PMP EXCLUSIVE: is a beloved harry potter character really patient X in the coronavirus pandemic?? And if so can you afford to miss our exclusive and not at all insensitive investigation of the matter?!?!!? And if not are you really in that much worse off of a position than you are now anyway??? Sounds like you'd have to be a crazy person to miss this pod!

Yes the pod returns in 2020 with one of JKs most boring pages yet, but that doesn't stop Nathan from uncovering an insidious conspiracy at the heart of the music industry. Also Riordan brings some sassy candles to our attention and Andrew discusses Japanese Onsen etiquette. The PMP boys are back baby... and this time it's Sirius!

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 🎄: Ho! Ho! Ho! Harry Christmas To All Ye Potterfiles. Tis the night before Christmas, but you have our permission to tear open your sacks and feast merrily on the pod inside 🎅

Uhh ohhh is you know who after the you know what??!!! who knows?!?! who cares?? WTF! And what classic mishap has Hermione's cat Lambshank gotten himself caught up in this week?

This week we run into some of the wizarding world's most influential figures while waiting in line at the bank including Chinese Australian businessman Bing Lee, famous Slytherin alumni Monty Python, and the ALWAYS controversial Osama bin Laden

ALL HANDS ON THE POOP DECK: just when we thought it was finally smooth sailing to Diagon Alley we encounter some rather serious trouble on the high seas

BIG YIKES! The boys find themselves in not one, but two sticky situations...and are the rumours true about rampant Potterphilia in Britain's ruling class?

We've waited 53 pages but we finally got to meet the most anticipated character in the book, one Doris Crockford! But hold onto your robes, we also stumble upon the worst song maybe ever and the regrettable return of Cho-Cho-Cho changes.