Paging Mr Potter

Harry and Hagrid end up at the Leaky Cauldron and who do the boys find there? Why it's former Western Australian R&B singer Selwyn, a foul owl and Ahmed Illdo of course!

WE'VE FOUND IT: The worst page in Harry Potter! From the soaring highs of Episode 50 the guys come crashing down to earth with this, the most interminable page. The good news is that the pod is saved by the genius work of AI Rowling's and the a vow from one of the boys to pleasure a troll

50th EPISODE SPOOKTACULAR: No-one asked us to, but we made it to 50 episodes! To mark the occasion, Andrew dabbles in the dark arts to develop an AI version of JK Rowling and we summon the ghosts of Nearly Headless Nick and of course, Ivan Milat.

We're on the home straight hurtling towards our 50th episode spectacular!! So fittingly this week we talk about one wizard's race to escape the gang life and another (possible) wizard's disgusting fitness routine

Even Sydney's stinky trains and Zuck's sucky poo apps couldn't keep us down as we ring in our ONE YEAR PODIVERSARY!! This week Riordan sends in another strange message from the great beyond and we talk strategy for robbing goblins

This stupid book is draaaaaagging on BUT this week we make substantial headway with the development of our TV pilot "Perfectly Frank". We also weigh in on the debate between Greta Thunberg and that racist guy from Top Gear. Oh and you wanted another game of Eenie Meenie Hermoine Moe?? Done.

We finally reached the end of chapter 4!!!

But which prominent world leader took celebrations a bit too far with their incredibly offensive/ inappropriate costume?! And did Hagrid get expelled(iarmus) from Hogwarts?

OUT OAF CONTROL: Hagrid goes on a kidnapping rampage and horribly maims an innocent child on page 45 of this children's novel. Meanwhile a rogue priest and his gang of exorcists actually make some cogent points. And are endangered animals stupid or just not magic enough?

In this week's Harry Potter-themed podcast, Peter Fitzsimons is FURIOUS at the Queen Of England for bopping people on the noggin. And after two disastrous weeks Riordan tries to redeem himself with yet another questionable 'game'

FIGHT FOR CHO-CHANGE: this week the PMP gang expose the crimes and malfeasance of several high profile figures, including:

•The Harry Potter character responsible for the Hong Kong crisis

•The Australian media personality rumoured to be harbouring the Dark Lord

•The innocent person who recently annoyed Nathan by merely attempting to do her job