This week Riordan makes a compelling case for two bizarre additions to the Potterphile Ring. Plus we give you a crash course in social etiquette to get you through even the toughest meetings with 20th century dictators. And is Dobby really touring with Dr Dre? I wouldn't have thought so... but probably yes!

POTTERPHILES ASSEMBLE! This week we put together a crack team of unlikely heroes to help us decipher JK's sacred text and protect the world from evil (or something?)

Find out who made the grade and how you can throw your hat into the Potterphile Ring!

No Riordan? No plot development? No end in sight? NO WORRIES!!

This week we really ramp the positivity up to 11 and the results are quite psychotic...

If you are dying to hear us wax lyrical about Clive Palmer, Coca-Cola and turning 30 then STRAP IN!

This week we accidentally stumble upon the grand theory of everything (HINT: it has to do with Harry Potter).

We also teach you a few new spells and explain the backstory behind some of the Rolling Stones greatest hits!

And what the hell do Chris Lilley's zany characters have to do with Bob Hawke's legacy??

THE. PHILANTROPIST'S. STONE. IS. REAL: A massive breakthrough in the boys' quest for world domination

You've been warned @Dwayne The Rock Johnson

DEAD AF: This week the boys put their executioner masks on and kill-off a beloved character. Is this the end of that Harry Potter boy you all seem to love so much? Listen to find out!

EVERYBODY PANIC!

There's an anthrax scare at 4 Privet Drive. And why is Riordan insisting on harassing our most loyal Potterphiles?

Someone please make him stop!!

If Riordan is the soul of this pod, fair to say some dementors sucked him off this week!

In other words we had some technical difficulties... But if you're hankering for a Tom Riddle, pumped for NRL Magic Round or just plain don't like Tuesdays then this is the episode for you!

You can't afford to miss this weeks pod!!!

We look into whether it's a good idea to make and distribute pornographic material in an ultra conservative foreign country.

And are the Weasleys really Nathan's new landlords?

Our beloved Figg is injured again... But what do the Comancheros have to do with it???

This week we trace the complex history of the Philanthroper's Stone through the tech and wrestling industries respectively.

And does anybody out there know Dr Karl? WE WANT ANSWERS!!