Humans allegedly swallow an average eight spiders while sleeping. More alarming, spiders swallow on average eight planets in one sitting when they grow to their full strength. Florence weaves us a web of space conspiracy theories. A very special (slightly deceased) guest joins our podcasters for an interview. And Diane has a trick or two up her sleeve on how to keep those nasty, eight-legged friends out of your home. This is Paper News Out Loud.

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Interview:

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Wikihow: https://www.wikihow.com/Keep-Spiders-Out-of-Your-House

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This episode is dedicated to Wanda, the committed FBI agent assigned to monitor Diane’s activity. Wanda - You’ve been there for us through thick and thin, from inside our phone cameras to the very FitBit on our wrists. Thank you for your years of service. In this episode, Diane enlightens us to how technology is the new Big Brother. Several fresh classified ads blow this way. And Florence helps a listener who just can’t say no to social media. This is Paper News Out Loud.

Headline: [Ways Your Technology is Already Spying on You] (http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-08/ways-your-technology-is-already-spying-on-you/8334960)

Wikihow: [Take a Break From Social Media] (https://www.wikihow.com/Take-a-Break-from-Social-Media)

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Clip this coupon and save 60% on your next podcast listen. Don’t forget to check out our other weekly deals! Florence teaches us about the revival of the farmers’ market. Our podcasters take us on ear-pleasing journey with this week’s community art. And finally, Diane helps out a consumer who’s hitting the grocery store too often. This is Paper News Out Loud.

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Spring has sprung, and we couldn’t be happier! Complete with bunnies and marshmallows and Peeps, oh my! Florence brings the proud history of marshmallows and rabbits to light. Want to see Peep jousting? Check it out here: https://youtu.be/nMmyQF35e8U Or more of a Peep Show kind of listener? Here’s the 2018 winners: https://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/arts/article/20997575/peep-thrills-the-winners-of-the-2018-peeps-diorama-contest Then our podcasters help someone in a sticky, dyeing related situation. Finally, the newscasters share how they get ready for spring. This is Paper News Out Loud.

A hug a day keeps the doctor and possibly demented spirits away! Diane teaches us some healthy tips and tricks. The podcasters read off the latest and greatest classified postings in the alley. Diane takes us away from our troubles and up into the skies for this week’s Adventure in Astronomy. BONUS: A friend submits a tasty recipe that is perfect for any birthday party. This is Paper News Out Loud.

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At the end of the episode, we discover that our sweat was actually tears the whole time. That’s because this is our special edition fitness episode! Florence and Diane teach us why exercise and nutrition are important. Our podcasters walk us through a grueling workout. And finally, they remind us to exercise all parts of our bodies. Don’t forget to breathe. Lift from your legs. This Paper News Out Loud.

Headline:http://www.healthdiscovery.net/articles/exercise_importa.htm

Wikihow: https://www.wikihow.com/Exercise-Your-Eyes

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Watch the skies, traveler, for the contributions of women are visible in the stars. Diane starts us off by celebrating just a few of the many women who have contributed to scientific discoveries. Then our hosts analyze last week’s planet parade and share their take on the top contestants. Florence takes a listener on a smell journey through some tried and true ways to smell your best. This is Paper News Out Loud.

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Headline:https://www.biography.com/people/mae-c-jemison-9542378

https://www.space.com/17439-caroline-herschel.html

And to that I say, LEGO of the past and move into the future where toys are plant-based and life is good. Florence shares some exciting information about the LEGO Company’s plans for the future. Both our podcasters read through some recently posted classified ads. And Diane has more kissing tips than Cosmo magazine! This is Paper News Out Loud.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. For ice cream fun facts provided to you from your favorite podcast provider! Diane takes us on a journey through ice cream sandwiches’ brave past only to find the secret ingredient was love the whole time. Our hosts introduce you to a jazzy new word to bring to any conversation. And Florence has the hottest hair tips for a listener who’s having trouble with a possessed doll. This is Paper News Out Loud.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big alien wayside, that’s amore. Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it… Florence teaches us about alien abductions throughout the last century and both newscasters provide helpful information about what is being done to stop further abductions. And Diane teaches all of us that looking youthful is right in our grasp. With the proper alchemy ingredients, that is. This is Paper News Out Loud.

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