This week on All Apologies, we dig into the uniquely chaotic career—and apology tour—of former Congressman George Santos. From serial fabrications and shameless pivots to media appearances that blur the line between confession, performance art, and pure trolling, Santos may have perfected a new genre of public non-apology.

Andy and Joe cover wide‑ranging, frequently unhinged conversation that pulls Santos into a larger ecosystem of modern outrage culture. Along the way, they connect the dots between Santos and the media figures who orbit the same attention economy—Milo Yiannopoulos, Candace Owens, Tim Pool, and more—asking whether apologies still matter when notoriety is the point.

The result is a fast, funny, and slightly conspiratorial episode about grifts, redemption narratives, and why some public figures never actually say sorry… because they don’t have to.