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Super Bowl Week is here and we've landed in Minneapolis. The media will be happy because Radio Row is literally in a food court this year (we weren't invited). People Forget the Eagles and Patriots once played in the Super Bowl (2:08-13:50). Who's Back featuring no name jerseys, rats cleaning themselves, and the AVN award Jews Love Black Cocks (13:52-23:30). Philadelphia Eagles' Chris Long joins the show to talk about Super Bowl prep, what it's like playing his old team, advice he gives the young guys on how to handle the fishbowl of the Super Bowl, and the creation of the underdog masks (24:55-49:07). Chad Millman from the Action Network joins the show to break down our favorite Super Bowl prop bets including coin flip, national anthem, and the Gatorade shower color (50:37-1:05:59). Segments include Trouble in Paradise update for the Cleveland Cavaliers (1:08:12-1:12:52) , Talking Tennis for Roger Federer and an emergency Man Card for Jon Heyman (1:13:11-1:15:32), plus Hank Hot in the Streets what the hell is Fortnite (1:16:22-1:18:34). 

The XFL is back and it's going to change football forever (it will probably suck). We come up with Mike Greenberg Dumb Rules for the XFL including linebackers with knives, hoop pylons, and player vs fan fights (2:20-17:09). The NBA drafted their All Star teams and we ask how Kyrie ended up on Team Lebron and was Steph Curry drunk when he put his team together (17:10-21:25). Former NFL Cornerback Fred Smoot joins the show to talk about the famous Vikings Dildo Party on Lake Minnetonka, how he invented twitter, and perfecting one's trash talking game (22:50-43:49). Future Hall of Famer Isaac Bruce joins the show to talk about his career, did Kurt Warner ever swear, and the impact the greatest show on turf had on the NFL (43:53-56:13). Segments include Hermatology - Herm Edwards just found out what college recruiting is(58:13-59:57). Just Chill out man for the Kansas fan that showed up to Udoka Azubuike's dorm to try and fix his free throw shooting(59:59-1:03:11). PR 101 for Draymond calling Brian Windhorst "no neck" and the return of Explain it to Hank (1:03:11- 1:13:40). 

As the number 1 Josh Allen podcast we start the show breaking down the news that Josh Allen is not only tall but also has huge hands (2:12-6:40). NBA drama all over the league. The Cavs don't think Kevin Love was actually sick. Lebron writes an Instagram note to himself on an accomplishment he has yet to achieve. And Jason Kidd/Giannis vs The Bucks (6:40-20:00). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the human race, Vince McMahon, and NBA trade machines (20:01-31:45). College Basketball Expert Mark Titus joins the show to talk about Duke getting all the recruits, who is a real threat out of the Big 12, Trae Young mania, and which teams have a legitimate chance at winning the National Championship. Sorry not Sorry for a TN High School Football team that was told not to pray before games so prayed even more (1:01:27-1:02:21). Sabermetrics Super Bowl jersey colors (1:02:22-1:05:01). Bachelor Talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor (1:05:02-1:06:55). Talking Tennis, Embrace Debate and Guys on Chicks with an ending that has all 3 of us speechless (1:06:56-1:17:40). 

Championship Sunday and Chris Berman is back doing Primetime (2:17 - 6:23). We break down both games including Patriots mental toughness, what was Doug Marrone thinking, Nick Foles coming out party, and Case Keenum's demise (6:23 - 18:34). Who's Back of the Week talking Duke's recruiting class and Super Bowl storylines you'll absolutely hate (18:34 - 26:56). Former Steeler and Super Bowl Champion Willie Colon joins the show to talk about his career in the NFL, fighting players in game, Rex Ryan the motivator, and Bruce Arians being on the funniest guys he played for (26:56 - 58:41). Segments include Peter King ate the trash again, a dramatic reading of Darren Rovell's Gronk tweet, Lebron Blames, Drunk Ideas, and Hank explains Tide Pods plus bonus drunk ideas. 

NFL Championship Weekend + we've decided we're officially a Josh Allen podcast now. Talk about Jags/Patriots, Tom Brady's Hand, Vikes/Eagles and will Philly burn to the ground (2:35-17:05). In honor of the Fake News awards we give out the Fake Sports News Awards (17:08-22:17). Former NFL QB Chris Simms joins the show to talk about his hate for Blake Bortles, breaks down Championship weekend, his relationship with Jon Gruden and Jeff Fisher, and the time he almost died(23:27-1:01:21). Segments include Problematic for Adam Schefter missing the Todd Haley scoop because he was reporting on the NBA (1:03:51-1:06:04). Dad to Dad for Lane Kiffin hiring Charlie Weis Jr. (1:06:05-1:07:48) Uhh Ya Think for Roman Reigns using steroids (1:07:50-1:10:20) and roasts with Uncle Chaps (1:10:22-1:17:52). 

Huge NBA Drama. The guys break down the Clippers/Rockets fight and who is to blame the most. Trouble in paradise for the Cavs after they did an anonymous media press conference saying their team sucks (2:10-14:08) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including President Trump's height (he's the same size as Big Cat therefore not fat) and Ben McAdoo(14:10-25:37). Former Steelers Coach and Super Bowl winner Bill Cowher joins the show to talk about life without football, coaching in the NFL, and what Head Coach vacancies are the most appealing even though he's not coaching again, probably(26:49-46:03). Segments include Spoilers with special recurring guest Blake Griffin where we break down famous fight scenes in a total coincidence after Monday's drama(49:01-50:09). PR 101 for Tom Cable's wife erasing bad things on his wikipedia page(59:11-1:04:07). Plus Rone joins us for a special edition of Bachelor Talk and Guys on Chicks (1:04:08-1:18:38). 

Fastest 2 minutes for Divisional Round Weekend (2:17 - 5:52). Break down each game including the insane ending in Minnesota, Nick Foles finding a way, the Patriots steamrolling the Titans and the stunner in Pittsburgh (5:52 - 17:54). Plus bonus Mt Rushmore of things you do to cope with a bad loss for Steelers and Vikings fans (17:54 - 26:15) . Who's Back of the Week (26:15 - 33:38) - . Former Denver running back and NFL Hall of Famer Terrell Davis joins the show to talk about his career, what it was like playing with John Elway, whether it's better to have a short unbelievable career or a longer average career, and Championship Sunday in 1999 where celebrating the Falcons win over the Vikings almost cost the Broncos the AFC Championship game (33:38 - 73:31). Segments include Respect The Biz for golf cameramen, remembering Keith Jackson, Talking Soccer, and Embrace Debate "are we wrong to not like Tony Romo as an announcer?"

Divisional Round is here and we go through all our picks and story lines for the best weekend in Football (2:20 - 18:40). Big Cat reveals a podcasting/diet secret (18:40 - 22:20). Former NHL Player Ryan Whitney joins the show to catch up on hockey, explain what the hell is going on with the Olympics, and bashes Basketball (22:20 - 39:27). NFL Draft Scout Matt Miller joins the show to talk about the new coaching hires, the biggest weaknesses in this weekend's games, and ranks the Quarterbacks in the 2018 Draft (39:27 - 57:12). Segments include Connect the Dots, Just Chill out Man for the former 49ers exec who wants to lube up Jimmy G, Dad to Dad for Lavar vs Lebron, the return of Spoilers, Thats enough internet for the day, and Jimbos.

Nick Saban has won another National Title and he's probably already recruiting. We have Tua mania and feel bad for Kirby Smart (2:20 - 9:07). Jon Gruden announced as new Raiders Head Coach (9:07 - 13:30). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (13:30 - 27:26). NFL Hall of Fame Running Back Jerome Bettis joins the show to talk about Football, how the game has changed, what it was like being thicc and quick, and why he should say sorry for the Steelers Super Bowl win over the Seahawks (27:26 - 53:15). Segments include Embrace Debate how do you pronounce the name Matt Nagy. Sport of the future update for Lacrosse. Hermatology with a Herm Edwards update. Bachelor for guys that don't watch the Bachelor and special guest Cordarrelle Patterson from the Oakland Raiders joins the show to talk about Jon Gruden and Guys on Chicks. 

Wild Card Weekend Fastest 2 Minutes (2:20 - 5:14). The guys go game by game recapping the first round of the NFL Playoffs (5:14 - 19:48). Who's Back of the Week including OJ Simpson and Shorts (19:48 - 29:35). Former Arkansas Head Football Coach Bret Bielema joins the show to talk about how to gameplan against Alabama, what it's like talking to Nick Saban before the game, and the Karma tweet (29:35 - 42:04). SI CFB writer Andy Staples joins the show to talk about the National Championship game, SEC Fatigue, and who the best coach in Florida is (42:04 - 60:08). Segments include Not to brag but we called it with the Patriots in fighting, Grumors Finale, Respect the Biz, Kings stay Kings for Jeff Triplette, and a full CFB Title Game pump up.