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Wild Card Weekend is here and we're excited for some playoff football. Andy Reid in cold weather, Jacksonville is limiting table sales, and we're still waiting for the Falcons to put it all together (2:20 - 15:32). Former Browns and Jets Head Coach Eric Mangini joins the show to talk about the playoffs, what he learned from his life in the NFL, and how dieting with Rob Ryan isn't always easy (15:32 - 60:16). Segments include a "Sheeeeeesh" update, Put one in his earhole Josh Rosen, PR 101 Rich Rodriguez, Humans vs the Sun, and we do our New Years Resolutions for 201678

We're back from a week off too much beer, food, and football. Recapping an unbelievable Rose Bowl and Bama kicking the shit out of Clemson (2:10-8:08). Week 17 in the NFL was wild and the Bills are back in the playoffs for this first time in almost 20 years. Brown suck, Joe Flacco might suck, and Mark Davis is going to hire Jon Gruden because he wants a best friend.(8:09-22:13) Who's Back of the Week, Big Cat's diet, The Big 10, and the Winter Classic (22:36-30:25). Pro Football Talk's Mike Florio joins the show to talk about all the NFL firings and what coaching vacancy is the most coveted. He also updates us on his terrible Fantasy Season (33:16-1:00:59). Segments include Kings Stay Kings Gronk ended the season with 69 catches, Lane Kiffin texts Saban's wife, and Skip Bayless remains the king of bad takes (1:03:09-1:06:51). Not to brag but we called it, Sabermetrics for Jimmy Graham being a unicorn according the Russell Wilson (1:09:03-1:10:30) and Embrace Debate, what year is it now (1:10:32-1:12:15). 

*Alleged Diet, because Hank and PFT think theres no chance he actually sticks to any type of diet whatsoever. 

We end the year with our best of episode. Starting with the best Coaches interviews we revisit our time with Jim Harbaugh (4:02-16:05), Geno Auriemma (16:58-21:49), Tom Crean (21:51-31:38), Jay Wright (32:20-37:12), Bob Stoops (37:13-43:30).

Next up we have the random interviews we loved including  Canelo Alvarez(46:22-49:03), Anthony Scaramucci (50:17-53:47), Danica Patrick (53:48-57:12) Ice Cube (57:13-58:12) and Mark Teixeira (53:13-1:00:28).

Our personal favorites with Theo Epstein (1:02:28-1:12:05), Bill Walton (1:13:42-1:25:05) and Hank Azaria (1:25:07-1:29:15).

Finally we wrap up the best of with our favorite recurring guests including Stu Feiner (1:30:47-1:34:33), Marlins Man(1:37:52-1:39:26),   Mr Portnoy (1:39:30-1:44:58) Blake Bottles (1:45:54-1:49:50),Billy Football (1:49:51-1:52:42) and and our favorite segments including the bonus segment from Las Vegas we don't talk about. 

NFL Week 16 Recap and NFL Week 17 preview amidst our Christmas week food hangovers. Should America be allowed to kick the Titans out of the playoffs? Coach Firing season and we throw out the dark horse coaches to be fired(2:10-16:30). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including an explanation of Cardi B and Offset breaking up then making up(17:29-30:42). Former NFL O-Lineman Geoff Schwartz joins the show to talk about his playing career in the NFL and our new segment "Flaw and Order" where we break down the flaws of all the Super Bowl Contenders.(31:10-54:29) CBS Sports College Football Expert Tom Fornelli joins the show to talk about the College Football Playoffs and why a motivated Nick Saban is the scariest thing in the entire world.(56:23-1:15:14) Perspective with Lebron James (1:17:32-1:19:28), NBA Torch passing update,(1:19:32-1:21:32) Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules fixing NFL Replay(1:21:36-1:23:33) and Guys on Chicks(1:23:32-1:27:49). 

Before we get to NFL Week 16 preview we have an intervention for Big Cat being a 32 year old man who is addicted to Call of Duty. What's at stake in the second to last NFL regular season weekend plus the Browns are probably going to win this Sunday.(2:20-17:13) Fantasy Fuckbois.(17:20-19:53) Our lawyer Mr Portnoy joins the show to talk about various legal issues as well as a year end Portnoy's Complaint.(23:31-47:38) Former San Diego Charger team doctor, Dr David Chao, joins the show to teach us about NFL injuries, ACL's, and other notable superstars that have been placed on IR this season.(47:40-58:59) Segments include Stay Woke is FSU even eligible for their bowl game?(1:04:15-1:06:26) Not to brag but we called it Apple is fucking us over with their iPhone updates.(1:06:27-1:08:17) Locker Room Talk and Jimbos.(1:10:28-1:18:44) Plus we lay out next week's schedule, no one freak out. 

We're about to be taken over by Aliens and no one is talking about.(2:20-9:06) Embrace Debate what is the best popcorn in the Christmas 3 way popcorn cylinder as well as which Kobe is better 8 or 24.(9:09-15:30) Hot Seat/Cool Throne talking Chess nerds, Bowl game gifts, and Jerry Richardson being off the hook because it's not actually his heart that harassed people(15:38-27:29). Former Pro Bowl Running Arian Foster joins the show to talk about his NFL Career, the future of Football, the time he got owned by Billy Football on twitter, and his favorite Texans QB.(28:57-1:03:53) Segments include Sabermetrics for Lane Kiffin,(1:05:15-1:07:02) PR 101 for ESPN and James Brown tweeting out porn links(1:07:04-1:11:32). Kings Stay Kings for Jeff Fisher and a special Holiday Party edition of Guys on Chicks (1:11:33-1:21:14).

Fastest 2 minutes + NFL Week 15 Recap (2:20 - 6:21). The Patriots win in Pittsburgh, Big Ben's walking boot makes a comeback (6:21 - 10:27). The Jaguars are for real and the Packers are dead, we think (10:27 - 15:22). We recap our weekend in West Virginia and Hank's Big Fight (15:22 - 18:40). Who's Back of the Week (18:40 - 27:41). Pro Football Talk's Mike Florio joins the show to talk about Jerry Richardson, What a Catch is in the NFL, What coaches will be fired first, and what the hell is going on with Marvin Lewis in Cincinnati (27:41 - 49:10). Segments include Sorry Not Sorry for Mario Batali. Is Tom Brady Full of Shit. PR 101 for the Carolina Panthers and the debut of Hermatology where we talk about what the hell is going on with Herm Edwards at Arizona State. 

We're live in beautiful West Virginia for Hank's big fight. NFL Week 15 Preview. Guess that Bowl Game and Fantasy Fuckbois(2:05-14:46). Former Chicago Bear and Future Hall of Famer Devin Hester joins the show to talk about his retirement, his favorite kick return, the Quarterback he liked the most, and whether or not he dreams in punt returns(16:57-34:58). Segments include Spinzone for Jeremy Kerley being visited by a ghost(37:10-39:06), Embrace Debate Stafford vs Russ Wilson(39:11-42:50), Kings Stay Kings Lavar Ball(42:51-44:13), Bad lip reading Lebron and Lonzo(44:14-46:14) and listener roasts read by All Business Pete(46:26-56:23) 

Holiday cheer is here and we're pumped about all the NFL Playoff scenarios. Hot Seat/Cool Throne with some Rough and Rowdy talk, RGIII is a misery consultant and Star Wars hype(12:54-23:11). Former NFL starting Quarterback Jeff Garcia joins the show to talk about the Eagles without Carson Wentz, what TO was like as a teammate, how a backup can win over a locker room, and the debut of the Jeff Garcia should be in the Hall of Fame movement(23:19-52:58). Segments include PR 101 for NFL Network(55:31-58:45), Is Tom Brady Full Of shit?(58:51-1:00:34) Trump/NASA Update(1:00:39-1:03:53), and Respect The Biz Derek Jeter(1:03:58-1:06:58). Bachelorette winner Shawn Booth joins the show for a special Guys on Chicks and some behind the scenes talk about reality television and how to be an alpha in a house full of 25 dudes(1:06:59-1:17:52).