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Grayson Allen hating season is officially back and the return of College Basketball is official (2:02- 7:18). The new College Football rankings are released and Tiger Woods seems to be ready to dominate again (7:17 - 14:12). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a stay woke that Apple is making all of our old iPhones so we're forced to buy the new one (14:12 - 23:42). 2X Super Bowl Champion Julian Edelman joins the show to talk about his new book "Relentless", how he made it in the NFL as an unheralded college player, whats it like playing in the Super Bowl and Questions from a first grader (more Julian Edelman coming next Wednesday with great Tom Brady/Bill Belichick stories) (23:42 - 63:43). Embrace Debate which Sex in the City character is Lebron James? Hmmmm for Kansas basketball player Billy Preston crashing his car, Sorry not Sorry for Papa John, People forget that the NY Giants are still under investigation and Guys on Chicks. 

Fastest 2 Minutes from Week 11 and a full recap of the weekend of Football (2:02 - 7:53). The NFL is going to kick Jerry Jones out of the league, maybe ( 7:53 - 21:02). Who's Back of the Week and Football Guy of the Week (21:02 - 31:38). Frank Caliendo joins the show to talk about his career, what it was like working for pregame Football shows, how much money he's worth and a script reading Scarface (31:38 - 61:50). Segments include Mike Greenbergs Dumb Rules, Sabermetrics for the Giants, Uhhh Ya Think for Josh Beckett, Whats the internet mad at today and Thats enough internet. 

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Color Rush Thursday was on fire with Seahawks lime green jerseys, Russ Wilson's fake concussion and Richard Sherman injury watch ( 2:02 - 9:09). We imagine what it would be like if Bruce Arians started wearing a G.I.L.I booty suit and NFL Week 10 Picks (9:09 - 20:17). Fantasy Fuckbois gets you ready for the weekend (20:17 - 22:23). Peter King joins the show to explain Jerry Jones and Ezekiel Elliot to us like we're 5 years old and we also ask him what happens when he decides to eat the twitter trash (27:51 - 50:32). Segments include Uhh Ya Think for OJ Simpson, Spinzone for ARod Corp, Hurt or Injured for Vince Carter and Ned Yost, Radio Wars for Mike Felger saying Roy Halladay's death was deserved, Humans vs the Sun and Bill Nye is a Fraud. Emergency Jimbo for Big Cat having another "accident" and the return of Roasts.

NBA Drama and Lebron expresses his anger with someone using year old Arthur memes(2:05-8:51). Hot Seat/Cool Throne includes twitter going to 280 characters, Liangelo Ball shoplifting in China and Lamar Odom passing out at the club(8:52-20:09). Former NHL player Ryan Whitney joins the show to talk about the hockey season, who is going to win the Stanley Cup, and the Vegas Knights being a great bet at home(21:23-36:45). Our lawyer Mr Portnoy joins the show to talk about tort law, Rand Paul getting beat up by his neighbor, and Portnoy's complaints(37:58-59:01). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers Roy Halladay(1:01:53-1:02:27), Embrace Debate throwback - who would you take in the 2012 draft RGIII or Andrew Luck?(1:02:30-1:07:16) Hurt or Injured Aaron Rodgers and Guys on Chicks(1:07:17-1:15:16).

NFL Week 9 Fastest 2 minutes with our old friend Angelo Palantonio (2:20 - 8:05). Recap of the weekend of Football (8:05 - 17:17). Who's Back of the Week (18:17 - 26:15). Football guy of the week including PJ Fleck and Coach O (26:15 - 32:29). Mike Pereira joins us to talk about the weekend of football, how replay is hurting the game, and whether the NFL will ever apologize for the Zach Miller catch (22:29 - 55:18). Oakland Raiders Offensive Lineman Marshall Newhouse calls in after Sunday Night Football to give us a play by play of his now famous helicopter fumble (55:18 - 62:20). Segments include Mike Greenbergs dumb rules, Put one in his earhole for Leonard Fournette, Connect the Dots Pizza Wars, and trouble in paradise for the Cleveland Cavaliers. 

Houston won the World Series and immediately got their heart crushed with the Deshaun Watson news (2:07 - 10:12). NFL Week 9 Picks (10:12 - 12:07). Fantasy Fuckbois (12:07 - 15:52). Former White House Director Of Communications Anthony Scaramucci aka The Mooch joins the show to talk about everything from sports, to investing, to women's sunglasses (15:52 - 48:37). Our old friend Randy Moss (the white one) joins the show to talk about the Breeders Cup and his winners for the big weekend in Del Mar (48:37 - 59:19). Segments include Man Card, Connect the Dots for the Egyptian Temples, the debut of the newest segment "Being the bigger man" and the return of Jimbos of the Week.

Game 7 of the World Series is upon us and as journalists we talk about what story lines we're rooting for (2:20 - 6:22). The NFL learned how to trade, except for the Browns (6:22 - 13:11). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (13:11 - 22:08). NFL Network's Ian Rapoport joins the show to break down the wild NFL trades and who is to blame for the Bengals/Browns botched AJ McCarron deal (22:08 - 36:17). UCONN's women's head basketball coach Geno Auriemma joins the show to talk about his new podcast, what NBA teams he would coach, and College basketball in general (36:17 - 60:22). Segments include Peter King ate the trash again, Kings stay Kings for Nick Saban, the debut of the newest segment is Tom Brady full of shit, and Guys on Chicks.

Before we get to a full recap of one the craziest World Series games ever, NFL Week 8 and the fastest 2 minutes (2:02 - 6:58). Who's Back of the Week and Football Guy of the Week (6:58 - 20:17). Former MLB Pitcher and co-host of the Starting 9 podcast Dallas Braden joins the show to recap an insane Game 5 of the World Series (20:17 - 37:34). Jacksonville Jaguars starting Quarterback Blake Bortles joins the show for the return of the Blake Bortles Wikipedia Club (topics are Halloween and Jaguars). Segments include Grumors for the heightened Jon Gruden coaching Rumors, Hmmmm for the Oklahoma City plane incident, Talking Soccer, Protect the Shield for Roger Goodell maybe losing his job, and thoughts and prayers for Jim McElwain being fired at Florida. 

Ryan Mallett vs Matt Moore and the guys remember some of the shittiest QB matchups in NFL history(2:05-10:40). Week 8 picks and the Fantasy Fuckbois(10:48-15:28). Very special guest, the return of Billy Football live from College(17:41-44:31). Billy has very difficult news to break to us and we talk about what the hell he'll do in the offseason. Segments include Thoughts and Prayers to Joe Girardi (44:10-46:26) , Locker Room Talk for Jim Tomsula(46:30-48:01), Stay Woke on the JFK files(48:05-49:23), Bad Visual for Brandon McCarthy and Explain it to Hank(49:38-58:11).​

The death of Barstool Van Talk. The guys talk about what went wrong with their ESPN2 show that was cancelled on Monday night. What they would have done differently and what the future holds (2:20 - 29:24). NBC Sports Dan Patrick joined the show as the second and last guest of Barstool Van Talk. We talked about his career at ESPN and pitched him bad Adam Sandler movies that we think should be greenlit (29:24 - 64:55). Segments include Talking Baseball, Uhh Ya Think for Markelle Fultz's injury, bad sports town for Austin Texas, and Guys on Chicks.