Pardon My Take

The guys successfully made the trip down to Philly in Vanny Woodhead the 1993 Conversion Van. NBA Playoffs and Russ has been eliminated. NFL Draft storylines (1:07 - 18:45). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (18:45 - 26:11). NFL Network's Ian Rapoport joins the show to talk about the draft, what QB is going first, who is looking to trade and the time Aaron Hernandez threatened to kill him (26:11 - 51:07). Segments include Kings Stay Kings, hurt or injured with San Jose Sharks Logan Couture. Seeing Red. Alex Jones trial update. Is Pat Riley going to die soon. Respect the Biz and locker room talk with Pacman Jones

Stanley Cup Playoffs and the Capitals advance (1:11 - 7:02). NBA feuds, Rondo vs Jae Crowder, Marcus Smart vs Jimmy Butler, Russ vs the media, and Lebron vs Paul George (7:02 - 17:28). Who's back of the week (17:28 - 23:28). Buffalo Bills lineman Richie Incognito joins the show to talk about draft memories, the Ryan brothers, his new Head Coach, and Mean tweets (23:28 - 38:17). Segments include Bad Visual, Respect the Biz, the debut of "Marlins Man is on national TV so we called him", hurt or injured, Perspective, Guys on Chicks, Hank Explains, and Thats enough internet for today.

The NFL has released their 2017 schedule which means the fastest 2 minutes are back to break down the Thursday night games (3:07 - 7:59). We bought a conversion van with 215,000 miles on it to drive to the draft in Philly next week. NHL/NBA Playoffs, Lebron is amazing and the Blackhawks are dead (7:59 - 22:55). Paul Bissonnette joins the show to talk Playoffs, handshake lines, what he doesn't like about the NBA, and our fake Canadian accents (22:55 - 45:05). Segments include Tiger Woods Update, Lebron Blames, Locker Room Talk for Alex Jones Man Cave weed sessions, PR 101 for those that fail the Wonderlic, and a brand new segment Guy's on Chicks. Plus Jimbos and the craziest update on PFT's e-book

NBA/NHL Playoffs and the guys are buying a Conversion Van (2:56 - 5:12). Panic Button time for various teams across the country (5:12- 10:17) . Hot Seat/Cool Throne featuring a spirited Alex Jones and JNCOS discussion (10:17 - 19:10). Nate Silver joins the show to finish off his interview, mean tweets are read and we ask whether or not the Matrix exists(19:10 - 37:45). Houston Rockets Forward Sam Dekker joins the show to talk about the Russ Westbrook/Patrick Beverly feud, Aaron Rodgers, and what it's like guarding James Harden in practice (37:45 - 49:17). Segments include Mike Greenbergs Dumb Rules, Hmmmmm, Witch Hunt, Bad Visual for Tiger Woods' cargo pants, PR 101 for Carmelo Anthony impregnating a stripper, Sabermetrics, and a thats enough internet for today.

The guys are playing slightly hurt (hungover) but are ready to recap the wild weekend in sports . Power Rankings of least surprising story lines include the Wild imploding, the Clippers losing a game late and Tim Tebow getting a hit on Easter (2:56 - 13:14) . Who's back of the week (13:14 - 22:30). Nate Silver from 538 joins the show to talk about Sabermetrics, the difficulty in analyzing political polls, advanced analytics in the NBA, and who he likes to win the title (22:30 - 50:07). Segments include PR 101 for Dwyane Wade's missed dunk, Hurt or injured Jesus, Talking Soccer for Tim Howard, Aaron Hernandez update, Problematic for Sidney Crosby crying mask, and Trouble in Paradise for the New York Knicks.

NHL playoffs have finally arrived and Canada is already down big (2:44 - 8:12). Emergency football guy of the weeks and Uncle Chaps joins the show to roast the guys (8:12 - 22:32). The people's lawyer Mike Portnoy hops on for Portnoy's complaints and Mrs Portnoy gives us complaints about Mr Portnoy (22:32 - 35:11). Segments include shoe roast for the new Lions jerseys, people forget that, trouble in PFT's paradise, just chill out for Coach K, and Jimbos of the week with Pat Mcafee.

NBA Playoffs are here and everyone hates Steph Curry (2:58 - 5:17). NHL playoff story lines to expect the next 2 months (5:17 - 12:50). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (12:50 - 19:30). Inside The NBA host Ernie Johnson joins the show to talk about his new book, what it's like hosting a show with Shaq and Charles Barkley and who is going to win the NBA title this season (19:30 - 42:31). Segments include PR 101 for United Airlines. Respect the Biz for Tony Romo suiting up for the Mavericks. Problematic. Sabermetrics with Lenny Dykstra and A Stay Woke

Masters breakdown, Sergio Garcia finally wins the big one and the sportsmanship at Augusta was off the charts (2:56 - 11:58). NHL Playoffs are finally here and we breakdown the first round matches (11:58 - 15:15). Who's back of the week featuring a feisty Rick Reilly on twitter (15:15 - 24:25). Scott Van Pelt joins the show from Augusta to talk about Sergio's big day, Jordan Spieth, the immaculate course and whether or not Tiger will ever be back in a meaningful way on a Sunday at the Masters (24:25 - 44:54) . Segments include the debut of Shoe Roast for Steph Curry's latest shoe, Spinzone for the Texas AM football player caught flashing his dick during tutoring sessions, Tebow update, trouble in paradise for Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers. Bad Visual for the NBA Logo, Big Ben retirement update and is he dead yet?

Masters weekend and Dustin Johnson is the lead story after he fell down his staircase and withdrew from the completion. We read the best theories on what actually happened to DJ ( 2:50 - 11:58). NBA talk and Lebron is winning the East again (11:58 - 19:45). Curt Schilling joins the show to talk about the "negotiating with dummies" book he read while talking contracts with Theo Epstein, evolution, whether or not we've triggered him into a safe space, and some locker room talk with Lenny Dykstra (19:45 - 43:28). Segments include Uhhh Hey JJ, Fair Play for Speak Yourself stealing our Lebron Blames segment. Well that makes sense for Georgetown having a nepotism claus. Thoughts and prayers to Adam Schefter, PR 101 for the Reds prospect caught doing cocaine on snapchat and Jimbos of the week.

Masters weekend and Dustin Johnson is the lead story after he fell down his staircase and withdrew from the completion. We read the best theories on what actually happened to DJ ( 2:50 - 11:58). NBA talk and Lebron is winning the East again (11:58 - 19:45). Curt Schilling joins the show to talk about the "negotiating with dummies" book he read while talking contracts with Theo Epstein, evolution, whether or not we've triggered him into a safe space, and some locker room talk with Lenny Dykstra (19:45 - 43:28). Segments include Uhhh Hey JJ, Fair Play for Speak Yourself stealing our Lebron Blames segment. Well that makes sense for Georgetown having a nepotism claus. Thoughts and prayers to Adam Schefter, PR 101 for the Reds prospect caught doing cocaine on snapchat and Jimbos of the week.