Pardon My Take

Tony Romo has "retired" and we remember his career as the most fun twitter meltdown quarterback (2:52 - 10:38). Emergency Mount Rushmore in honor of Romo naming the best quarterbacks who won exactly 2 playoff games (10:38 - 14:10). National Championship recap + Hot Seat/Cool Throne (14:10 - 27:38). Cubs President of Baseball Operations Theo Epstein joins the show to talk about breaking 2 curses, how he tries to build a team, what his favorite trade was, and mean tweets (27:38 - 61:56). Segments include PR 101, Radio Wars, Stay Woke and Stay Classy for Jim Nantz not giving away a National Championship Necktie.

Baseball is officially back and the guys make their picks that no one will remember in 6 months (2:56 - 7:21). Final Four recap and National Championship preview (7:21 - 11:42). Stingray Steve gives his call of the Mississippi State/Uconn upset (11:42 - 14:07). Who's back of the week (14:07 - 20:10). Former Gonzaga Legend Adam Morrison joins the show to talk about the National Championship and what it feels like to help build a program (20:10 - 37:00). JJ Watt briefly joins the show to announce the official "Uhhh Hey JJ Pardon My Take Charity Drive" and what is in store if PMT reaches the goal (37:00 - 39:02). Segments include Uhhh Ya Think for Derrick Rose, the debut of the segments "Problematic" and "Mansplaining". Stay Classy for Roy Williams not swearing. Respect The Biz for the new Masters media center, Fun Police for the LPGA Narc and a Tim Tebow update.

The guys have brokered a deal with JJ Watt. Final Four preview and Aaron Hernandez trial update (2:58 - 13:48). Mike Portnoy joins the show to talk about the legality of calling Lenny Dykstra and Portnoy's complaints (13:48 - 38:24) . Newly signed Philadelphia Eagle Chris Long joins the show from a tattoo parlor to talk about his reasoning behind choosing Philadelphia and what his favorite Rocky movie is (38:24 - 44:29) . Segments include Dad to Dad, Embrace Debate, Stay Classy Kentucky Fans, Talking Soccer, Kings stay Kings for Skip Bayless, and Stay Woke. Jimbos of the week close out the week

The Raiders are officially moving to Las Vegas and the guys discuss the fallout of where Mark Davis will get his bowl cut (2:58 - 10:02). Lebron Blames for his shoulder and NBA MVP talk for Westbrook and Harden (10:02 - 16:42). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (16:42 - 26:07). Cubs Left Fielder Kyle Schwarber joins the show to talk about winning the World Series, how he rehabbed for October, how many home runs he would hit in beer league softball and mean tweets (26:07 - 43:28). Segments include Mike and Mike Fair Play for Jay Cutler's ruckus, Locker Room Talk, Is Pat Riley Still Alive? Hurt or Injured for Tony Romo's feelings, Stay Classy for Bob Kraft, and the debut of new segment Hashtag Terrorists.

The Final Four is set and Hootie is back, breaking down the weekend of March Madness of and Bill Self's pouch of sadness (2:59 - 12:01). We taped a special Suicidal Big Cat segment 10 minutes after Wisconsin lost to Florida on a buzzer beater Friday Night(12:01- 20:17). Who's Back of the week (20:17 - 28:24). Jay Bilas joins the show to break down the Final Four matchups, the time he sued Barney the Dinosaur, what Coach is on the hot seat and whether or not he'd be willing to wrestle someone to get College Athletes paid (28:24 - 56:45). Segments include Respect the Biz, Witch Hunt for Dustin Johnson, Lebron Blames for his scratched eyeball, Talking Soccer, Magical Tweets, and Thoughts and Prayers to the city of Oakland for losing the Raiders.

Sweet 16 action and the calendar ashes of Xavier trump the Michigan plane crash (2:56 - 11:48). The guys call in to the NFL Competition committee meeting to propose the famous Andy Reid greased up extra point and eliminating Sr on player's nameplates. Roast Haikus read by Tex (11:48 - 18:58). Stu Feiner joins the show to give you Friday night Sweet 16 winners (18:58 - 33:31). Marlins Man joins the show to talk about being on TV during the World Baseball Classic. Segments include Lebron Blames, Kings Stay Kings, Sad QB Carousel, Stay Woke, Hurt or Injured, and Jimbos.

Housekeeping to start the show as the guys are officially banned from getting credentialed at any NCAA games, have developed an online feud with Mark Cuban, and have picked up a couple new addictions (2:59 - 13:27). NBA players sitting out nationally televised games (13:27 - 18:24). Hot seat, cool throne (18:24 - 27:21) . Chicago Cubs first baseman Anthony Rizzo joins the show to talk about winning the World Series, the famous rain delay locker room speech, are Theo/Jed stalking him, and what goes through his mind when he jumps into the stands for foul ball catches (27:19 - 48:09). Segments include the debut of Fun Police, As a white guy, Locker room talk about the coach that put his dick in a hot dog bun and an emergency football guy of the week for Jim Harbaugh making his own crunchy peanut butter.

The first 4 days are over and the guys are ready to talk about all the March Madness story lines. The ACC is soft, the Big Ten is back, Villanova chokes, and the refs still stuck(2:50 - 13:02). Tiger Woods Memorial Who's Back Of The Week (13:02 - 18:01). Dan Dakich joins the show to break down the first 2 rounds, who he likes to win it all, and what will happen at Indiana now that Tom Crean has been fired (18:01 - 44:31). Segments include a bonus Power Rankings of the remaining "Teams of Destiny", PR 101, Kings Stay Kings for Rick Pitino, People Forget That, Big Ben Update, and a Stay Classy for Coach K.

rch Madness Day 1 recap, Northwestern's big win, 16 Seeds making some noise and Tom Crean getting fired (2:57 - 17:17). Plus a couple hot picks for Day 2. LA Dodgers pitcher Brandon McCarthy joins the show to talk about the upcoming MLB season, Tommy Lasorda, and what it's like to be on twitter as pro athlete. Bonus new segment, mean tweets (17:17 - 42;16). Segments include Just Chill Out Man, People Forget That, Respect The Biz, Honorary Football Guy Of The Week, and Jimbos Of The Week.

The boys are back in studio and ready for March Madness (2:59 - 5:00). First Four PMT bet with major stakes for the loser (5:00 - 9:52). Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor (9:52 - 14:31). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (14:31 - 19:55). Mark Titus joins the show to break down the bracket, which team is ready to make some noise, Tom Crean talk, and Lavar Ball (20:55 - 53:18). Segments include PR 101 for Baylor Football, Kings stay Kings for Michael Wilbon, Spinzone Eddy Lacy being fat again, Bad Radio, Not to brag but we called it, Uhhh Ya Think for Jim Harbaugh talking trash to his family in pickup basketball, and that's enough internet for today.