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And mine is a time filled with discussions on the relative merits of assorted STDs. In which I discover the real reason Jamie is so keen to get out of the house on a walk; I recall the true horrors of Washing Machine Boy; I am exceedingly open about just how excruciatingly tough I found the early years of parenting, and why I believe we all find our time; and my dishwasher is an utter dick.