Paris: The Memoir Part 3 -- she is risen! Comedians Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour resurrect their coverage of Paris Hilton's memoir. For Part 4 and a deep dive of Paris Hilton's chart and relationships, Join the Patreon!

1:35 Paris blackmails father, Rick Hilton into removing her from Provo before her 18th birthday.

2:11 Catholic guilt, secrets and sin

4:03 Paris is too traumatized to sleep at night but uses insomnia for buiz dev. By day she continues to get kicked out of every private school she can.

5:50 Models eat garbage!

8:00 Burner phones & w accidentally dodging Kim K on TV

9:45 Cater & Courtney Reun’s key questions for entrepreneurs

11:05 Steps to self-reinvention & how to be your own manager 

11:55 Harvey Weinstein creepy bathroom story

13:13 Pathological fear of embarrassment?

17:17 Enter first boyfriend after Provo, SCUM, aka Rick Salomon aka cameraman, co-star, and seller of coerced sex tape “1 Night in Paris." Don’t date older men. 

19:25 Is Paris asexual? Frigid? Sapiosexual? Venus in Aquarius. Mars in Pisces.

21:17 Molly parties with Paris party in “VIP” at NYFW event

22:50 Saving yourself for marriage. “Playing hard to get” and the dance of the masculine and feminine. Quaaludes. Pisces Intensity. Capricorn Mommy supremacy. 

26:55 Nancy Jo Sales profiles Paris for Vanity Fair

32:07 Molly interviews Paris in her NYC apt / portrait gallery. US vs UK hustle culture. Star-studded NYC events. 

36:26 Conrad Hilton is supportive! 

36:47 The Simple Life era 

38:35 Paris gets an abortion & a right to privacy

40:13 Sex tape released right before The Simple Life premieres. Simple Life is a hit. Infamy works. 

44:09 Paris has talents!

45:40 The rise of selfie culture.

46:25 Paris works hard, you guys! Hires Elliot Mintz as publicist. 

48:40 Non-consensual Playboy cover ... like Marilyn Monroe...

50:14 “Sorry, not sorry” and "no shame" for bullying. South Park bullies Paris, wishes death upon Selena Gomez

54:57 Paris says she voted for Trump which was not true, she didn't even vote. Barely mentions boyfriends. Many mentions of Demi Lovato / Taco Bell.

57:36 Scammer Karma. Being with Kim K.

58:37 DUI. Probation. Second Arrest. 

1:02:11 Sarah Silverman apologizes for mean jokes. Like people, comedy evolves!

1:03:39 The importance of punching up. Zooming in on husband, Carter Reun.

1:04:49 Paris faces solitary confinement in Provo and later jail. Breaking karmic patterns. Saturn & doing work. 

1:09:08 The Paris Hilton character people love to hate. Trauma, nudity, and controlled embarrassment.

Oh-- and it was LA Reid not Lou Reed...

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