Pat & Stu

-Major League Baseball pitchers no longer have to throw four pitches for an intentional walk. Now all the umpire needs is a signal from the dugout to send the batter to first base. The guys agree that this isn’t messing with tradition too much. They can’t say the same for the idea of giving both teams a free runner on second in extra innings to help shorten games. What about a pitch clock to keep pitchers from taking more than 25 seconds between pitches? The guys concur that it is probably a good idea.

-A Massachusetts school district has halted a program that had police officers high-five students as they entered school. The rationale behind this action is that “some students might not be comfortable with police presence at the beginning of the day.” Pat, Stu, and Jeffy agree that we should have more of these programs in place to promote trust of such authority figures.

-“Illegal Aliens” or “Undocumented Immigrants”? What is the proper way to address the millions of immigrants who have entered this country without proper authorization? According to the AP Stylebook, the only term to use is “Undocumented Immigrants." Stu makes the claim that "Illegal Aliens" sounds like these people actually entered the country illegally (which they did), whereas "Undocumented Immigrants" sounds like they are documented, but just left their papers at home.

-If you don’t have a spouse, why not live in the building you work at? Pat and Stu tell some hilarious stories from their past in radio and explain which of their comrades were fans of Popeye's biscuits.

-Glenn Beck joins the program to tell the story of Booker T. Washington's emancipation from slavery and subsequent rise to prominence within the African-American community. Glenn implores listeners to read 'Up from Slavery', which eliminates all doubt about what sort of man Washington really was. He says that every student and every 30-year old adult needs to read it.

-Why do cartoon characters wear gloves? The reason is not racism, as was surmised on a previous episode. The reason is that these humanized versions of animals required additional contrast to be seen properly in grainy, black-and-white footage.

-The guys eat and rate new salsa and queso-flavored chips in the latest edition of SPOONS! And this might just be the most split verdict in recent memory.

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It's the Pat and Stu show! Well, actually the Pat and Steve and Jeff Show... but alas, we don't call it that. We don't call Jeff Fisher by his given name either, why is that? The guys offer their theories.

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-New York police are on the hunt for four activists who mounted a “Refugees Welcome” banner on the Statue of Liberty. This begs the question, is there really a point to this act when you consider the fact that the statue itself is intended to welcome those arriving in this country?

-The only lead NYPD reportedly have is that one of the four is named “David”. So, if you know a “David” living in the Tri-State area, call NYPD now! (Actually, please do not do that. We were just having fun...)

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-Venezuela has continued to plummet into chaos as its socialist policies have led to its starving citizens taking on a “Maduro” diet and eating flamingos to stay alive. Eighty-two percent of Venezuelans currently live below the poverty line, so we can pretty clearly discern that things have only gotten worse since the death of Hugo Chavez.

-The guys wonder if the birds taste like cotton candy… They certainly look good enough to eat... or is that thought discriminatory?

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The Trump Administration has announced that they will lift federal transgender bathroom guidelines. Exactly what this means is still uncertain, but Pat and Stu agree that it is probably good news for conservatives. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, this issue is all about privacy and respect, which we should already have plenty of. Pat thinks that you should just be considerate of everyone else and "go where you're supposed to" while Stu claims that the standard for bathroom rules should be “the gender of your junk.”

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The Trump Administration has announced that they will lift federal transgender bathroom guidelines. Exactly what this means is still uncertain, but Pat and Stu agree that it is probably good news for conservatives. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, this issue is all about privacy and respect, which we should already have plenty of. Pat tells people to be considerate of everyone else and "go where you're supposed to" while Stu says that the standard for bathroom rules should be "the gender of your junk."

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The Trump Administration has announced that they will lift federal transgender bathroom guidelines. Exactly what this means is still uncertain, but Pat and Stu agree that it is probably good news for conservatives. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, this issue is all about privacy and respect, which we should already have plenty of. Pat tells people to be considerate of everyone else and "go where you're supposed to" while Stu says that the standard for bathroom rules should be "the gender of your junk."

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-Pat and Stu ponder Donald Trump’s inaction on immigration policies enacted by the Obama Administration. Why didn’t Trump take action on day one in office after running a campaign focused on enforcing immigration laws that had been ignored? Has he gone back to his democratic roots and gone down the path of “comprehensive immigration reform”? Pat explains that such reform undoubtedly means amnesty to illegal immigrants. Simply put, we need to allow “dreamers” to enter this country legally WITHOUT just ignoring the issue that millions of people have crossed our borders illegally.

-New York police are on the hunt for four activists who mounted a “Refugees Welcome” banner on the Statue of Liberty. The only lead they reportedly have is that one of the four is named “David”. So, if you know a “David” living in the Tri-State area, call NYPD now! (Actually, please do not do that.)

-Venezuela has continued to plummet into chaos as its socialist policies have led to its starving citizens taking on a “Maduro” diet and eating flamingos to stay alive. The guys wonder if the birds taste like cotton candy… In all seriousness though, 82 percent of Venezuelans live below the poverty line, so we can pretty clearly discern that things have only gotten worse since the death of Hugo Chavez.

-The Trump Administration has announced that they will lift federal transgender bathroom guidelines. Exactly what this means is still uncertain, but Pat and Stu agree that it is probably good news for conservatives who either champion the states’ right to choose or a policy of “the gender of your junk” (Stu’s exact words). We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, this issue is all about privacy and respect, which we should already have plenty of.

-A constitutional amendment guaranteeing each person a private bathroom? We’ve got unanimous support here in the studio!

-President Trump is a very well-spoken man… sort of… Okay, maybe he isn’t. While visiting the new African-American History Museum in Washington, the President allegedly looked upon a slave auction block from Maryland and was quoted as saying, “Boy, that is just not good. That is not good.” On a pair of shackles, he supposedly remarked, “Boy, that is really bad. That is really bad.” Well, he’s not wrong. But that’s your President, boys and girls!

-In Pat and Stu’s lifetimes, there has been one Republican president who was well spoken: Reagan. Meanwhile, the Democrats have had Clinton and Obama, both excellent communicators. However, they also had Anthony Weiner, who was way too good at communicating…

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-Major League Baseball pitchers no longer have to throw four pitches for an intentional walk. Now all the umpire needs is a signal from the dugout to send the batter to first base. The guys agree that this isn’t messing with tradition too much. They can’t say the same for the idea of giving both teams a free runner on second in extra innings to help shorten games. What about a pitch clock to keep pitchers from taking more than 25 seconds between pitches? The guys concur that it is probably a good idea.

-A Massachusetts school district has halted a program that had police officers high-five students as they entered school. The rationale behind this action is that “some students might not be comfortable with police presence at the beginning of the day.” Pat, Stu, and Jeffy agree that we should have more of these programs in place to promote trust of such authority figures.

-“Illegal Aliens” or “Undocumented Immigrants”? What is the proper way to address the millions of immigrants who have entered this country without proper authorization? According to the AP Stylebook, the only term to use is “Undocumented Immigrants." Stu makes the claim that "Illegal Aliens" sounds like these people actually entered the country illegally (which they did), whereas "Undocumented Immigrants" sounds like they are documented, but just left their papers at home.

-If you don’t have a spouse, why not live in the building you work at? Pat and Stu tell some hilarious stories from their past in radio and explain which of their comrades were fans of Popeye's biscuits.

-Glenn Beck joins the program to tell the story of Booker T. Washington's emancipation from slavery and subsequent rise to prominence within the African-American community. Glenn implores listeners to read 'Up from Slavery', which eliminates all doubt about what sort of man Washington really was. He says that every student and every 30-year old adult needs to read it.

-Why do cartoon characters wear gloves? The reason is not racism, as was surmised on a previous episode. The reason is that these humanized versions of animals required additional contrast to be seen properly in grainy, black-and-white footage.

-The guys eat and rate new salsa and queso-flavored chips in the latest edition of SPOONS! And this might just be the most split verdict in recent memory.

Listen to Pat & Stu for FREE on TheBlaze Radio Network from 5p-7p ET, Mon. through Fri. www.theblaze.com/radio

Twitter: @PatandStu

Facebook: PatandStu

It's the Pat and Stu show! Well, actually the Pat and Steve and Jeff Show... but alas, we don't call it that. We don't call Jeff Fisher by his given name either, why is that? The guys offer their theories.

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Twitter: @PatandStu

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