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Patio Lanterns
Patio Lanterns episodes
- Hunting, Voting, Not Drinking Everyday
SOBER SATURDAY NIGHT
- 2 very different Halloweens
- Daylight Savings Y2K
- Randy takes down a buck
- Kurt pushes the lowest of statistical dating limits
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https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast1 hr 11 min - Homecoming Kings
POLITICS, POOR INTERNET, OH MY
Ryan or Kurt's internet cuts out. We blame Telus for everything bad that has ever happened to us. Watching reels on the stovetop touchscreen.
Plus, Patio Lanterns High S2E4: Homecoming.
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https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast49 min - Little Bitty in the Big City
BACK TO BACHELOR
Kurt adjusts to life in Victoria, returns to the cool corporate office, navigates an unreasonable number of locked doors, and turns his Pilates studio into a swimming pool. Ryan touches grass, loses his shoes, and loses Billy. Plus, was Gears of War: E-Day inspired by Kelowna?
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https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast1 hr 1 min - The Decision
IT'S A KURT EPISODE
Kurt is back from his trip. Kurt makes The Decision. And we crown the Song of the Summer for 2026.
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https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast1 hr 38 min - The Announcement
The question to the answer everybody wants to know.
Patio Lanterns High returns (S2E3). We determine the final Song of the Summer finalists. Ryan’s weddings. And a very important announcement that raises significantly more questions than it answers.
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https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast1 hr 18 min - Uh-oh, It's a Chunky!
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ROMANTIC ABOUT SPIDER-MAN?
Randy's just gotta figure out what Chunky's deal is (or who he is). Kurt and Ryan are trapped inside as fire and smoke engulf the province. We saw Spider-Man: Brand New Day.
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https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast1 hr 1 min - Bears, Bathrooms, Backrooms
WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME?
Randy struggles to use a bidet. Kurt and Ryan journey to Valhalla. Movies, movies, movies: We discuss Spider-Man (nope, not the new one), Resident Evil, Obsession, and Backrooms.
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https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast1 hr 17 min - Avatar: Fire and Ass
CLAP THOSE CHEEKS
We watched Avatar: Fire and Ash. Colonel Quaritch won't stop chasing blue booty. The AirPod epidemic. Ryan just felt like running. Taking AI interviews just to feel something.
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https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast1 hr 5 min - Performative Male Summer
SPORTS
Kurt meets his performative male rival in Montreal. Is reformer Pilates a scam? Finding good matcha (we can't). Hockey nights are cancelled in Canada. Florida Georgia Line returns before we get Fast X Part II. Plus, a very supportive surprise guest.
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https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast58 min - Billionaire Presidents Club
PILATES HUNT DRINK COKE ZERO
Ryan prepares for a folk fest. Kurt looks to become a travel pilates guru. The boys test Coke Zero mixed with vanilla protein powder for science. Luke Bryan’s newest summer anthem. Mark Zuckerberg getting jacked. What is HYROX...more like WHYROX. Plus, Americans are officially taking over the Patio Lanterns listenership.
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https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast46 min
About Patio Lanterns
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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.