Patio Lanterns

By Patio Lanterns

Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.... more

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The podcast currently has 254 episodes available.

Patio Lanterns episodes:

February 19, 2026 Canada Shore Conspiracy
STILL OUR FAVORITE SHOW
- Olympic hockey talk
- Randy doesn't do his homework
- Discussing Canada Shore, episode 4 >:(
- Randy's new chiropractor
- Kurt's last episode :O
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1h 9min
February 03, 2026 Kelowna Shore!
OUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW
- Patio Lanterns High S2E2
- Discussing Canada Shore, episodes 1 through 3
- Could Canada Shore use a Kurt or Ryan to mix things up?
- Fast X: Part 2, now titled "Fast Forever" FINALLY has a release date
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1h 5min
January 22, 2026 Jake Sully Wants a Wife
UNOBTANIUM?
Kurt has set his sights on the world of reality TV. Ryan takes on Bryan Johnson - the self-proclaimed healthiest man on the planet. Canada Shore premiering soon and we are set to talk to ya about it! Jake Sully is building an army of children to fight back against golf course developers on Pandora.
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1h 11min
January 06, 2026 The Solution
RETURN TO PATIO LANTERNS HIGH
Holiday recap. Ryan's New Year's resolution. Bursting with creativity.
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49min
December 21, 2025 Slop Drop
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Kurt & Ryan get together in person for the annual dinner with Raud. Jason Bourne is not an interesting guy. Cinnabon finally cancelled. Ryan learns how to use his podcast mic.
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1h 16min
December 05, 2025 Jason Bourne vs Alien
JESUS CHRIST THAT'S JASON BOURNE
Derrick is an ugly name. Randy receives a 4-month warning. Kurt's Christmas faux pas on the phone with his mortgage broker. We need your help to get Haliey Welch on the podcast. Catch Zootopia 2 in a theatre near you.
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1h 3min
November 18, 2025 Resident Evil Randy
#6 LEBRON JAMES
Kurt's an uncle: shaping a future Lebron James fan and Lanternite. Randy and the thrill of the kill. Mice falling from the sky! Entering a flow state. More resident evil.
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51min
November 08, 2025 Halloween Heartbreak
YOU SHOULD BE DEPRESSED IN NOVEMBER
The Blue Jays blew it. Kurt is all in on Christmas. Randy attempts to lure more children to his home on Halloween. Alien: Earth. No chocolate innovation in 100 years. The Ostrich situation in BC is addressed.
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1h 11min
October 23, 2025 My Restless Dreams
IN MY RESTLESS DREAMS, I SEE THAT TOWN
Kurt searches the haunted east coast. Ryan forages mushrooms and boot stomps in the barns. Randy is not impressed by "athlete" Shohei Ohtani. Kurt stars on a different podcast!
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52min
October 10, 2025 Johnnie Walker
Ryan's favorite whiskey, Johnnie Walker. What do I do at duty-free? ******* Johnnie Walker. That night, sipping the ******* Johnnie Walker in the war room by myself with him chilling. Why? I studied, bro.
The entity interviews Randy. Vin Diesel needs to find a way to cut the budget of Fast and Furious. Ryan plots his Dirty Dancing moment. Is Taylor releasing albums a little too...swiftly? Kurt preps for a trip to the east coast.
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1h 2min

FAQs about Patio Lanterns:

How many episodes does Patio Lanterns have?

The podcast currently has 254 episodes available.