Patio Lanterns

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Patio Lanterns episodes

  • 31 Days Later

    MONKEY TROUBLE

    Randy is back from Bali and won’t stop talking about his new travel neck pillow. He recounts his escape from what can only be described as a coordinated monkey takeover. Meanwhile, Kurt tries Pilates.

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    1 hr 32 min
  • What's Trending?

    WHERE'S RANDY GOING, BINGO?

    Randy says goodbye. Canada Shore returning for Season 2. Song of the Summer 2026 launch. Diet trends. Kurt’s controversial take on live music sends ripples through society. Finally, some more Silent Hill and Resident Evil thoughts.

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    1 hr 17 min
  • Girls Are Wild (w/ Courtney Kocak)

    CHOO CHOO

    Newly published author Courtney Kocak joins us to discuss her memoir Girl Gone Wild, a chaotic, funny, sometimes gross and uncomfortable look at chasing dreams, femininity, and figuring it out later. We get into acting, writing, happy endings in Tokyo, live music being too loud, and TRAINS.

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    Private Parts Unknown Podcast

    The Bleeders Podcast

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    1 hr 11 min
  • The Truth Behind Canada Shore

    DROP IT HELL! I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THIS HOMIE!

    Kurt is back and brings tales of the Philippines. Kurt writes a letter in the event of his untimely demise. Permanent Daylight Saving Time? Discussing the remainder of Canada Shore Season 1 and finale.

    We are formally calling on Premier David Eby and the BC government to investigate troubling allegations that the Canada Shore cast neither spent the full summer together nor lived in a single house for even one month.

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    1 hr 57 min
  • Canada Shore Conspiracy

    STILL OUR FAVORITE SHOW

    - Olympic hockey talk

    - Randy doesn't do his homework

    - Discussing Canada Shore, episode 4 >:(

    - Randy's new chiropractor

    - Kurt's last episode :O

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    1 hr 9 min
  • Kelowna Shore!

    OUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW

    - Patio Lanterns High S2E2

    - Discussing Canada Shore, episodes 1 through 3

    - Could Canada Shore use a Kurt or Ryan to mix things up?

    - Fast X: Part 2, now titled "Fast Forever" FINALLY has a release date

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    1 hr 5 min
  • Jake Sully Wants a Wife

    UNOBTANIUM?

    Kurt has set his sights on the world of reality TV. Ryan takes on Bryan Johnson - the self-proclaimed healthiest man on the planet. Canada Shore premiering soon and we are set to talk to ya about it! Jake Sully is building an army of children to fight back against golf course developers on Pandora.

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    1 hr 11 min
  • The Solution

    RETURN TO PATIO LANTERNS HIGH

    Holiday recap. Ryan's New Year's resolution. Bursting with creativity.

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    49 min
  • Slop Drop

    MERRY CHRISTMAS

    Kurt & Ryan get together in person for the annual dinner with Raud. Jason Bourne is not an interesting guy. Cinnabon finally cancelled. Ryan learns how to use his podcast mic. 

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    1 hr 16 min
  • Jason Bourne vs Alien

    JESUS CHRIST THAT'S JASON BOURNE

    Derrick is an ugly name. Randy receives a 4-month warning. Kurt's Christmas faux pas on the phone with his mortgage broker. We need your help to get Haliey Welch on the podcast. Catch Zootopia 2 in a theatre near you. 

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    1 hr 3 min

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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.