Patio Lanterns

By Patio Lanterns

Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.... more

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The podcast currently has 242 episodes available.

Patio Lanterns episodes:

March 26, 2024 Kiss Our Boots
We're speaking the Tennessee Truth
Spring garden goals. Kurt shares a plane with a celebrity on his way to California. BK and TJ of Florida Georgia Line reach Ross/Rachel levels of sexual tension. Pigeon talk boils over. Airports need to smarten up.
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1h 3min
March 10, 2024 The Iceman Cometh
One hand on the wheel. Long, deep breaths. Caveman owns this road.
Kurt is back from Iceland with much to talk about including: his rental car freaking out and taking control of the wheel intermittently, no bathroom breaks, no lunch breaks, Iceland being a country boy's dream. The cat cloning lady is back! Randy listens intently.
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1h 56min
February 14, 2024 Super bowl Sunday, stood up on a Monday
SPONGEBOB SUPER BOWL
Somebody poisoned Kelowna's trees, and they're still out there! The K-man begins grinding his way to corporate king status. Randy's insane ear muff headphones. Kurt dating in 3 cities at once. Manifesting tragedy for podcast content. Kurt prepares for his trip ahead to Iceland to chase volcano content.
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54min
February 05, 2024 The Fortune Cookie
Featuring our favorite gameshow "WRITE IT OFF"

Quick Patio Date update. A fortune from a fortune cookie comes true. We play every accountant's favorite game, WRITE IT OFF. We discuss our interest in rearing kids, how many kids we'd like to rear (if any), and why or why not we think it's a good idea to rear these kids. Kurt opens up a world of possibilities on Hinge with one simple trick. Kurt recounts a romantic comedy experience on a plane to Paris.
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1h 22min
January 21, 2024 Patio Lanterns (Lofi)
WE BLEW OUR CONTENT IN THE FIRST HALF

Aliens invade - are you getting drafted? Ryan has an ethical dilemma at the grocery store. Setting up a mugging on your first date. Our thoughts on lo-fi music. Getting into a serious car crash to meet your life partner. Is there a podathon in our future?
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39min
January 09, 2024 Cinderella Story
Happy New Year? Kurt explains his Cinderella experience after Raudz. Kurt and Ryan consider releasing invasive species into the Okanagan. Ryan becomes enthralled in TikTok academia. Epstein Island. Kurt announces that he is leaving the podcast again to go and find himself again. Would you pay money to avoid children in your day-to-day? What about old people?
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1h 2min
December 24, 2023 My Dinner with Randre
PATIO LANTERNS HIGH: EPISODE 5 (SEASON FINALE)
Old friends Wallace (Kurt) and Andre (Randy) haven't seen each another in one week and agree to meet for dinner. Andre, a once well-known biologist, dropped out of the island scene to travel the province, while Wallace stuck around, finding only mixed success as a podcaster. As they sit down to eat, Andre launches into a series of fantastic stories from his time away, and Wallace can't help but notice how different their worldviews have become.
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56min
December 07, 2023 Flame Out
We've still got each other
A change to the BC Ferries reservation system has Randy fuming. Twin Peaks has us hooked! Kurt redownloads Tinder while Randy tries out Hinge premium. Who was Patio Lanterns' #1 listener from 2023? Thoughts on audiobooks. A discussion on the sudden rise in popularity of the divorced dad rock band, Creed. Should we try approaching women in real life?
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1h 34min
November 23, 2023 Patio Lanterns Beer Can Chicken
Crispy on the outside, tender and moist on the inside.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is booted out of the company. Fall is the time for relaxing or to be a piece of shit. The dating market takes a turn for the worse as we close in on the holidays. Ryan is trying out turtlenecks. Kurt is putting on a thick winter coat. Kurt starts watching the interesting and somewhat bizarre television show, Twin Peaks. After three years, Kurt and Ryan both beat Red Dead Redemption 2. Former OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is reinstated as CEO of OpenAI.
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1h 11min
November 09, 2023 Dating Is Like Fantasy Football
PATIO DATE DELAYED
While waiting to iron out the remaining wrinkles to successfully launch PATIO DATE, Ryan investigates competitor apps. Has the algorithm predetermined our fates? A TikTok rant. Snapchat influencers are bizarre.
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1h 5min

FAQs about Patio Lanterns:

How many episodes does Patio Lanterns have?

The podcast currently has 242 episodes available.