LOYAL TO THE OIL

Kurt gets oiled up in anticipation of Game 5 of the Edmonton Oilers vs Los Angeles Kings in the playoffs. Ryan goes off on naturopaths. We reflect back and look ahead as Patio Lanterns celebrates 5 years! Kurt's a little lost and hopes to find what he's looking for on his next big trip. Ryan turns to artificial intelligence to create his dating app In Real Life.

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ELECT BIGFOOT FOR SHERIFF

- Kurt, the bachelor, heads down to the USA to celebrate

- Ryan describes his gory experience shaving his head

- A friend of the podcast's ass

- Does draft beer get you more drunk?

- Employers need to start writing their own cover letters

- Ryan's dating app "In Real Life"

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FRIENDLY STALKERS ONLY PLEASE

Ryan gets cornered by a pack of wild dogs in Mexico. We need a psychic to help Kurt get some damn sleep. The Valentine's Day effect sends ripples through the dating world. Kurt stars in a movie. Randy's insane travel toiletry bag. We let content run our lives.

We head to the mountains to relax and record this episode.

Randy finally tries the bidet. A man gets panini'd at the gym. The Fast X trailer. The Apple Music fake crowd noise halftime show. Kurt gets mistaken for Dylan Sprouse (again). Ryan teases a new business case. An increase in paranormal activity since the Chinese balloon was shot down. Physiotherapists vs chiropractors. Raising the decibel level of a conversation.

WET FEBRUARY HAS ARRIVED

Randy joins TikTok around the same time a Chinese surveillance balloon is spotted hovering over Eastern USA. One of us receives a special flower delivery. Another failed dating app and another successful ladies' spin night has Kurt on the lookout for girl friends. Do single male cat owners deserve another chance? A bot romances Kurt. 

Dry January may be bad for your health. Kurt's attendance in accounting class is accounted for. The dating apps are all dried up - Kurt provides his definitive rankings of the ones you know, and the ones you don't. Ryan gets into an altercation over a pool table. *BREAKING NEWS* The cat clone from last year suffers a setback. Country artists not getting enough credit. Round sectional couches and why Randy wrecked a stranger's home. Use promo code FRANK20 for 20% off your first purchase at AthleticBrewing.ca

LET'S GET PRIMITIVE

Randy hosts a holiday cocktail party with a surprising guest appearance. New Year's lives up to the hype! An AI takes control of Randy's life, one email at a time...Weather apps cannot be trusted. A heated debate on rice cookers. 

ALTERNATE TITLE: Our dinner with Raud

Caveman and Randy with a special in-person Christmas episode. Randy introduces a new word. Adriene's extremely specific yoga videos. The stark contrast between morning and evening news. Are we out on partying? Kurt is a cat. We don't understand the Addams Family.

The Penticton park bomber is locked up. Kurt is striving for hygge. Randy and Pa head out turkey hunting. Kurt does not like live music. More LinkedIn content. A mattress story. Luke Bryan's outrageous concerts.

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