Patio Lanterns

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Patio Lanterns episodes

  • Ice Baths in Arizona

    PODATHON CANCELLED

    Ryan has a few too many mountain brews on his hike to Tuktoyaktuk. Kurt believes Arizona should be shut down. An uplifting story about the village of Elmswood. Joe Pavelski sucks! Dixon Dallas discovery. Best Local Podcast results...

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    46 min
  • Podcast of the Apes

    APES BAD

    Ryan takes a road trip and ranks the communities within the East Kootenays. There's a bee infestation at Kurt's gym. Feeding Ryan brain nourishment on Instagram. Kurt's thoughts on Godzilla x Kong & Planet of the Apes. AI gaining momentum. Making the podcast more hygge.

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    1 hr 3 min
  • Bustin' Makes Us Feel Good

    VOTE PATIO LANTERNS

    - a public pooper is on the loose in the Okanagan

    - Brian Kelley vs Tyler Hubbard -> we get you up to speed on the hottest feud in country music

    - Ludacris ARRIVES on our Song of the Summer list (or does he?)

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    1 hr
  • Hog Cranking

    VOTE PATIO LANTERNS

    We have been nominated for Best Local Podcast. NHL playoff talk. Taylor Swift discussion. Where is Pierre McGuire? The mysterious monkey king. Song of the Summer nominations are open!

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    58 min
  • Killing for Content

    POUR ONE OUT FOR OJ

    Cicadas infestation incoming? The Canadian Country Music Awards are coming to Kelowna. How you laying (when you go to sleep)? The internet's dying. O.J. Simpson was "alert and chilling" on the couch drinking beer, watching TV 2 weeks before he died, lawyer says. 

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    54 min
  • Party in the Pit

    Announcing our campaign for:

    Best local influencer

    Best local podcast

    Best overall Instagram account

    Best overall TikTok account

    Kelowna's pit. Pooping wonderland. Jake Gyllenhaal should be ashamed for his physique in "Roadhouse". Gym contracts. Rest in peace Kevin the goose. 

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    1 hr 9 min
  • Kiss Our Boots

    We're speaking the Tennessee Truth

    Spring garden goals. Kurt shares a plane with a celebrity on his way to California. BK and TJ of Florida Georgia Line reach Ross/Rachel levels of sexual tension. Pigeon talk boils over. Airports need to smarten up. 

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    1 hr 3 min
  • The Iceman Cometh

    One hand on the wheel. Long, deep breaths. Caveman owns this road.

    Kurt is back from Iceland with much to talk about including: his rental car freaking out and taking control of the wheel intermittently, no bathroom breaks, no lunch breaks, Iceland being a country boy's dream. The cat cloning lady is back! Randy listens intently.

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    1 hr 56 min
  • Super bowl Sunday, stood up on a Monday

    SPONGEBOB SUPER BOWL

    Somebody poisoned Kelowna's trees, and they're still out there! The K-man begins grinding his way to corporate king status. Randy's insane ear muff headphones. Kurt dating in 3 cities at once. Manifesting tragedy for podcast content. Kurt prepares for his trip ahead to Iceland to chase volcano content.

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    54 min
  • The Fortune Cookie

    Featuring our favorite gameshow "WRITE IT OFF"

     

    Quick Patio Date update. A fortune from a fortune cookie comes true. We play every accountant's favorite game, WRITE IT OFF. We discuss our interest in rearing kids, how many kids we'd like to rear (if any), and why or why not we think it's a good idea to rear these kids. Kurt opens up a world of possibilities on Hinge with one simple trick. Kurt recounts a romantic comedy experience on a plane to Paris.

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    1 hr 22 min

About Patio Lanterns

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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.