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- Patio Lanterns (Lofi)
WE BLEW OUR CONTENT IN THE FIRST HALF
Aliens invade - are you getting drafted? Ryan has an ethical dilemma at the grocery store. Setting up a mugging on your first date. Our thoughts on lo-fi music. Getting into a serious car crash to meet your life partner. Is there a podathon in our future?
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https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast39 min - Cinderella Story
Happy New Year? Kurt explains his Cinderella experience after Raudz. Kurt and Ryan consider releasing invasive species into the Okanagan. Ryan becomes enthralled in TikTok academia. Epstein Island. Kurt announces that he is leaving the podcast again to go and find himself again. Would you pay money to avoid children in your day-to-day? What about old people?
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https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast1 hr 2 min - My Dinner with Randre
PATIO LANTERNS HIGH: EPISODE 5 (SEASON FINALE)
Old friends Wallace (Kurt) and Andre (Randy) haven't seen each another in one week and agree to meet for dinner. Andre, a once well-known biologist, dropped out of the island scene to travel the province, while Wallace stuck around, finding only mixed success as a podcaster. As they sit down to eat, Andre launches into a series of fantastic stories from his time away, and Wallace can't help but notice how different their worldviews have become.
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https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast56 min - Flame Out
We've still got each other
A change to the BC Ferries reservation system has Randy fuming. Twin Peaks has us hooked! Kurt redownloads Tinder while Randy tries out Hinge premium. Who was Patio Lanterns' #1 listener from 2023? Thoughts on audiobooks. A discussion on the sudden rise in popularity of the divorced dad rock band, Creed. Should we try approaching women in real life?
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https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast1 hr 34 min - Patio Lanterns Beer Can Chicken
Crispy on the outside, tender and moist on the inside.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is booted out of the company. Fall is the time for relaxing or to be a piece of shit. The dating market takes a turn for the worse as we close in on the holidays. Ryan is trying out turtlenecks. Kurt is putting on a thick winter coat. Kurt starts watching the interesting and somewhat bizarre television show, Twin Peaks. After three years, Kurt and Ryan both beat Red Dead Redemption 2. Former OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is reinstated as CEO of OpenAI.
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https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast1 hr 11 min - Dating Is Like Fantasy Football
PATIO DATE DELAYED
While waiting to iron out the remaining wrinkles to successfully launch PATIO DATE, Ryan investigates competitor apps. Has the algorithm predetermined our fates? A TikTok rant. Snapchat influencers are bizarre.
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https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast1 hr 5 min - Ready to Rocket
Happy Patioween!
[0:00] Patio Date founder Ryan Rancier joins us to address some rumors making the rounds and updates us on the upcoming launch of the new app. Should sports commentating go the way of the dinosaurs? A hero takes action on the streets of Kelowna. The worst chip.
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https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast50 min - Cowboy Diaries
Two lone cowboys, Kurt and Ryan, host a popular podcast called "Patio Lanterns." Tired of their daily routines, they embarked on an adventure to find a place of peace and tranquility. Somewhere rural, closer to their roots.
As they journeyed through the wilderness, horses acting as extensions of their manhood, their bond deepened.
When they returned from the ranch, they recorded a special episode of their podcast, sharing their journey and feelings. The magical place, combined with their love, left them feeling refreshed and reenergized.
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https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast1 hr 5 min - Hackers
Our longest episode ever.
Ryan travels to a small island where the goats outnumber the people. We discuss recent news such as the Mike Babcock resignation in Columbus and the Alien news out of Mexico. #FindKeith2023 update. Kurt wants to break up with his dental hygienist. Wasn't Tom Cruise supposed to go to space (or did he already)? Kurt gets h4cked on the livestream. A man makes too much money and he is mad.
Song of the Summer 2023 winner is announced...
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https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast1 hr 38 min - Prom Kings
Patio Lanterns High: Part IV
It's prom night and the school courtyard is transformed into a prom wonderland, adorned with twinkling lights and decorations. Kurt (fresh out of juvenile detention) and Ryan, navigate the big night and their rocky relationships.
- Is Morgan Wallen a real person?
- Randy avoids hurricanes and hits up Jumbo's Clown Room in Southern California
- Kurt heads to Northern California and runs into some Napa Rebobs
- Where is Keith Cook Carlson Ross #findkeith2023
- The final 4 SOTS nominees are announced.
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https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast1 hr 20 min
About Patio Lanterns
From the publisher's feed
Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.