Patio Lanterns

We head to the mountains to relax and record this episode.

Randy finally tries the bidet. A man gets panini'd at the gym. The Fast X trailer. The Apple Music fake crowd noise halftime show. Kurt gets mistaken for Dylan Sprouse (again). Ryan teases a new business case. An increase in paranormal activity since the Chinese balloon was shot down. Physiotherapists vs chiropractors. Raising the decibel level of a conversation.

WET FEBRUARY HAS ARRIVED

Randy joins TikTok around the same time a Chinese surveillance balloon is spotted hovering over Eastern USA. One of us receives a special flower delivery. Another failed dating app and another successful ladies' spin night has Kurt on the lookout for girl friends. Do single male cat owners deserve another chance? A bot romances Kurt. 

Dry January may be bad for your health. Kurt's attendance in accounting class is accounted for. The dating apps are all dried up - Kurt provides his definitive rankings of the ones you know, and the ones you don't. Ryan gets into an altercation over a pool table. *BREAKING NEWS* The cat clone from last year suffers a setback. Country artists not getting enough credit. Round sectional couches and why Randy wrecked a stranger's home. Use promo code FRANK20 for 20% off your first purchase at AthleticBrewing.ca

LET'S GET PRIMITIVE

Randy hosts a holiday cocktail party with a surprising guest appearance. New Year's lives up to the hype! An AI takes control of Randy's life, one email at a time...Weather apps cannot be trusted. A heated debate on rice cookers. 

ALTERNATE TITLE: Our dinner with Raud

Caveman and Randy with a special in-person Christmas episode. Randy introduces a new word. Adriene's extremely specific yoga videos. The stark contrast between morning and evening news. Are we out on partying? Kurt is a cat. We don't understand the Addams Family.

The Penticton park bomber is locked up. Kurt is striving for hygge. Randy and Pa head out turkey hunting. Kurt does not like live music. More LinkedIn content. A mattress story. Luke Bryan's outrageous concerts.

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The boys gaslight each other. Kurt considers moving his social media presence entirely to LinkedIn where people appreciate quality content. Cosplaying your job. Plumber problems. We try to figure out if we lost our 9 million dogelon mars coins.

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Kurt - inspired by his travels - installs a bidet at home! It's beach season and Ryan ranks all of Kelowna's beaches. Our thoughts on Midnights by Tswift (and a sidebar on deluxe albums). The Hell's Kitchen button on Kurt's remote. A funny feeling at the gym...

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Kurt finds himself. Again.

- Kurt is back from Bali & Singapore. Lots to discuss!

- Sentient robots & toilets.

- Jet lag isn't real.

- Loblaws gives Canadians the break they need.

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SONG OF THE SUMMER 2022 REVEAL

Ryan joins the next big app for young people! Dodge discontinuing the Challenger and Charger and Vin Diesel is missing. Fans from across the world flock to Burnaby, BC for a chance to appear in Nickelback's new music video.

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