Patio Lanterns

We are joined on the patio by our good friend Jake T Carey...

- Hot guy summer 

- Why is it called the "hamburger"? We don't have the answer but it does get discussed

- Discovering bread

- Backdoor socialism

- Jake's top 3 books of 2021 countdown (descending)

- Men's and women's jeans going in opposite directions

- Dating apps make you ugly

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Our biggest episode yet as we are joined by Big Shawn V, Moe, Joe, and Avi on the patio.

Hooking up with our doppelgangers. Are there more wheels or doors on earth? Randy's zoom blunder. The Russia-Ukraine war. A woman clones her cat for big money. And Patio Lanterns the junior hockey team?

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Randy and Kurt went 'mobiling and skiing in Revelstoke. Talking bits and voicemails before, during, and after songs is just unnecessary and annoying. Restaurants not serving enough dip. The freedom convoy led by Rubber Duck hits Ottawa. The latest on sex dolls. More John Rambo talk. 

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- Kodak Black hockey guy

- Instagram is crap

- The Rambo movies and why does Sylvester Stallone play an idiot in every role?

- Crashing your car should be normal (and fun)

- Fingerless gloves in the office

- Getting stuck in the snow and the picking up hot, local singles

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This episode is a mess. You're going to love it.

After the ball drop and after the bubbly, we let loose with our fiercest takes and don't hold back. This is actually our second New Year's recording of the night after losing the first one.

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- Ryan deletes all dating apps and we subsequently announce our very own Patio Lanterns dating app. Join our waitlist.

- COD zombies has gone off the rails

- Kurt feeling festive at work

- Hot ski looks 

- Santana turns 65 again

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Another in-person podcast!

- Bowling in the AM

- COVID in television

- The 90 degree angle seating arrangement

- Instagram is actually bad for you

- Dating apps bamboozlement! 

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Alternative title: PANICDEMIC

We are over the panic buying. Explosive Joe is back on the streets and we're not sure why. Vin looking thicc. Kurt's office is taken over by a docuseries camera crew. It's Movember - head to our instagram for all the details .

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Zoom lost our October episode. We're going to mars! Hit us up on instagram for some patio lanterns swag. Should we care about how we dress at the gym? Ryan solves the BC housing crisis.  

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Another vintage episode back up for listener pleasure