Patio Lanterns

Patio Lanterns

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Patio Lanterns episodes

  • It‘s our podcast, we can do what we want
    "We received a report because the following episode/s contain/s TOO MUCH AWESOME content, therefore we verified the infringement, and proceeded with removing it"

    - The explosion bandit is caught! But he's harmless.
    - Wet sheets, sweet dreams?
    - Mattress covers are a scam.
    - New restrictions, new rant.

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    32 min
  • Real episode
    This is real, This is me
    I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
    Gonna let the light shine on me

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    41 min
  • Unsolved Mysteries
    From Geoff regarding his time on Patio Lanterns" "I loved every minute! What an amazing podcast Patio Lanterns is. On to new adventures with more wisdom in the bag."

    Somebody is trying to make us a website when we already have one that is perfectly fine. Too much hate against Bigfoot Family. Mysterious bombings/fireballs/orbs/explosions in the Okanagan.

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    44 min
  • F9 not just a keyboard shortcut
    Mission control this is Dominic Toretto...

    Caveman and Randy discuss the upcoming Fast and Furious movie and the franchise as a whole. What's next for the crew? Time travel? Space travel? Baby sacrifices?

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    46 min
  • WE WERE ON A BREAK
    Is Florida Georgia Line on a break or not?

    Coffey is back with "Back the Blue". Ryan finds himself in a couple more awkward situations. The Dean machine taking over Okanagan billboards. A preemptive pullover. Randers has Kurt take a mysterious quiz...

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    52 min
  • Pump and dump
    Buy GME, bet on TB12

    - Ryan watches Slender Man
    - The method reporter
    - GameStop stock watch!!!!
    - Chimp escapes from the zoo and the emergency zoo response team is deployed
    - Mattress update
    - FGL is definitely breaking up but also may not be
    - Nickelback releases a sea shanty a month too late

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    40 min
  • Mattress Kings
    Would you walk away from $1000? How about $100,000? Can we get some new door designs already??? The mattress marketplace is chaos. Early #SOTS2021 nominations. Randy testing the baseline noise level in his new apartment.

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    49 min
  • Onion Volcano
    We erupt into 2021 woohoo!

    - Onion volcano/tower worth the price of admission
    - The NHL announces ads on helmets and divisions
    - Team Chipotle WINS the World Junior Championship
    - The secret oyster number

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    43 min
  • Country Finally Over
    Drinkin' Beer. Talkin' God. Amen.

    Also talking Country Ever After.


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    46 min

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Dive into the minds of two of the most interesting Canadians in Canada. What makes us tick? What makes you tick? Join us on the Patio to find out.