Put away your guitars by the campfire please. Don't call me early in the morning to check out a moose. Randy tracks down some witnesses for our ongoing investigation. Aunt Jemima is being rebranded.

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I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO POOP

- Kurt is NECK DEEP in POOP --> more flying feces spotted in the Okanagan

- Ryan's going camping in the backwoods

- Are the PL hosts coming around on Chase Rice?

- Another uncomfortable experience in a public space for Kurt

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The Kurt Show (w/ Ryan Rancier)

Randy gets caught sun tanning during a 2 hour conference call. We try to get to the bottom (top?) of the Hornby Island radio conspiracy. Kurt digs in his heels versus a

smoke alarm.

Thanks to the Todd Butler Trio for the "Cel-Phone Jerk" outro!

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YO FNX FITNESS IF YOU ARE READING THIS SEND US SWEET SWAG

Kurt is turning into a bit of a sexy, pool boy. Rand moves to another, smaller island and is instantly confronted by the "cool kids". Huge misfire by Snapchat's marketing team? Is there an opening for Kurt and Ryan in the marketing department? Rango (cowboy lizard) SUCKS. Randy called Murder Hornets a year ago. Hot Country Knights with the album of the summer?

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FEATURING THE RAN MAN'S FAMOUS CARAMELIZED ONIONS RECIPE!

Bar soap or body wash? We walk you through our shower preferences. Have you ever

wondered what our last meals would be? Neither had we, until now. Goldilocks and the Three Bears revisited.

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We open up the lines to the public! Chaos ensues.

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CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP DON'T @ US H4CKERS

Detweiler and the Dutch Oven bringing everything YOU need to know while you self-isolate! Kurt is unbelievably busy. Are stressed people funnier? We've got the top 2020 album releases you should be listening to. Randy and Kurt adjust to working from home. Clown man brings clown shoes to work. Aprils fools were had hehe!

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A very Coronavirus focused episode...

Randers says it's time to PANIC as COVID-19 spreads around the globe.

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THE HOTTEST PODCAST IN CANADA

- Coffey Anderson (finally) joins us on the pod!!!

- Spring break is coming up...or is it? What is it?

- Bi-annual DST warning

- Coronavirus update from our inhouse expert

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Your everyday, average thief gets frustrated. Big time music episode as we discuss Justin Bieber's new album, a local screamo soft rock cover band, and Coffey (of course). Watching golf on tv doesn't make sense to us. We edit the Patio Lanterns wikipedia page. Are lasers disappointing?

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