Patio Lanterns

Patio Lanterns

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Patio Lanterns episodes

  • No more beer Harry please
    It's BEER:30 at Hogwarts

    Randingo and K-man think about starting an OnlyFans account. We reflect on our past weekends of excessive binge drinking and blasting Florida Georgia Line. Ryan thinks it's a good idea to bring a bag of red wine on a river float.

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    55 min
  • R&R (Ryan & Ron)
    Ryan takes care of Ron while hiking on the island.

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    1 hr 4 min
  • All Too Well (w/ Ali Funk)
    We're sorry, the old Patio Lanterns can't come to the mic right now...why? Oh, because they're dead.

    Taylor Swift released a surprise album last week, so naturally, we cancelled our plans, recruited the biggest superfan we could find, and ranked ALL of TSwift's albums.

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    1 hr 23 min
  • We all float down here
    Welcome to the Losers' Club

    We win the bronze medal and then the silver medal in a stunning, surprising, delightful but disappointing sequence of events as the results come in for the BEST OF KELOWNA.

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    50 min
  • Bald eagles and bear attacks
    Lions, tigers and bears. OH MY!

    - Caveman experiences a bear attack in the mountains
    - Bear spray is a rip off. Use Randy's homemade pepper spray!
    - Mountain cans. A no brainer when it comes to beer buying
    - Randy makes a case for baths
    - How many bald eagles is too many?
    - We make a final push in our campaign for BEST LOCAL PODCAST


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    50 min
  • Play Wonderwall
    Put away your guitars by the campfire please. Don't call me early in the morning to check out a moose. Randy tracks down some witnesses for our ongoing investigation. Aunt Jemima is being rebranded.


    Vote Patio Lanterns for "Best Local Podcast"
    (Voting period June 19 - July 3)
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    Check out our brand new website!
    https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast

    Follow our REBRANDED instagram @plpodcast for up-to-the-minute news during the COVID-19 pandemic.
    34 min
  • POOPBUSTERS
    I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO POOP

    - Kurt is NECK DEEP in POOP --> more flying feces spotted in the Okanagan
    - Ryan's going camping in the backwoods
    - Are the PL hosts coming around on Chase Rice?
    - Another uncomfortable experience in a public space for Kurt

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    44 min
  • STUBBORN MAN VS SMOKE ALARM
    The Kurt Show (w/ Ryan Rancier)

    Randy gets caught sun tanning during a 2 hour conference call. We try to get to the bottom (top?) of the Hornby Island radio conspiracy. Kurt digs in his heels versus a
    smoke alarm.

    Thanks to the Todd Butler Trio for the "Cel-Phone Jerk" outro!

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    36 min
  • MURDER HORNETS VS POOL BOY
    YO FNX FITNESS IF YOU ARE READING THIS SEND US SWEET SWAG

    Kurt is turning into a bit of a sexy, pool boy. Rand moves to another, smaller island and is instantly confronted by the "cool kids". Huge misfire by Snapchat's marketing team? Is there an opening for Kurt and Ryan in the marketing department? Rango (cowboy lizard) SUCKS. Randy called Murder Hornets a year ago. Hot Country Knights with the album of the summer?

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    47 min
  • Goldilocks dies at the end
    FEATURING THE RAN MAN'S FAMOUS CARAMELIZED ONIONS RECIPE!

    Bar soap or body wash? We walk you through our shower preferences. Have you ever
    wondered what our last meals would be? Neither had we, until now. Goldilocks and the Three Bears revisited.

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    46 min

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