Patio Lanterns

We open up the lines to the public! Chaos ensues.

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CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP DON'T @ US H4CKERS

Detweiler and the Dutch Oven bringing everything YOU need to know while you self-isolate! Kurt is unbelievably busy. Are stressed people funnier? We've got the top 2020 album releases you should be listening to. Randy and Kurt adjust to working from home. Clown man brings clown shoes to work. Aprils fools were had hehe!

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A very Coronavirus focused episode...

Randers says it's time to PANIC as COVID-19 spreads around the globe.

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THE HOTTEST PODCAST IN CANADA

- Coffey Anderson (finally) joins us on the pod!!!

- Spring break is coming up...or is it? What is it?

- Bi-annual DST warning

- Coronavirus update from our inhouse expert

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#Coffeysouthernman

Your everyday, average thief gets frustrated. Big time music episode as we discuss Justin Bieber's new album, a local screamo soft rock cover band, and Coffey (of course). Watching golf on tv doesn't make sense to us. We edit the Patio Lanterns wikipedia page. Are lasers disappointing?

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If you're from the sticks and you're proud, turn this up!

Coff-ay Anderson does a Taco Bell, Doritos, Lionel Richie mashup. Randy rambles about NASA Dave. Billie Eilish is on the dance floor singing FREE BIRD!

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YA BUT WHAT DID THE MONKEY DO?

Randy picks up oysters on the beach and shoots them down. Kurt is not going to see Dr Doolittle but he did see What Did Jack Do? Rando offers a scientifc breakdown on the coronavirus.

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This episode is dedicated to Kara from college.

Plenty of Coffey to go around as:

- Coffey Anderson freezes himself in a cryogenic chamber just like Walt Disney?

- Coffey releases a brand new original song

- We uncover the secret behind Coffey's song writing

- Coffey Anderson shifts into Music Marketing

One of us has lost a lot of weight. Kurt reminisces on his time at the University of Arts in Philadelphia, PA.

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THE LINES ARE OPEN

We open up the patio for anyone to join while we record this very special episode! Randy eats all 6 servings from his meal delivery service in 1 serving. Coffey Anderson has got a new rugged look - we discuss. Sex dolls hit the Vancouver market and we've got the details on the next convention.

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- Holiday recap!

- New Year's Eve raging house party

- Coffee (not the country music star) is NOT for Randy

- Creepy, parked cars in the middle of the road in the dark are NOT for Kurt (eat rocks!)

- 14 (15) anti-ryan tweets (thanks Buzzfeed)

- 2020...new year, new decade. Big things coming up. Stay tuned.

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